jetskiing at night drunk......drove onto beach and hit tree ( yes I was going fast ) broken leg, was stuck on beach for 7 hours, no one, nor I knew when the fuk I was

I didn't do anything that dumb. My worst I think was when I ran head first into the wall and put a large dent in it. Then ther ewas the time that I had the rental car on 2 wheels in the sand pit and was seen by the cops. Then there was the time...

LOL

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"A tout le monde, a tous mes amis, Je vous aime, Je dois partir."
(To all the world, to all my friends, I love you, I have to leave)

I am going to plead the 5th to this thread

This happened when I was 15. I had just gotten off of work and it was dark out. I was in a hurry to get to a party, so I didn't want to wait for my windows to defrost. I figured if I rolled down my window and followed the curb I'd be fine. Well, I forgot that the road turned into a turning lane. I followed the curb while it changed into the turning lane but I continued going straight. Went straight-on 40 mph into a metal light pole. Totaled my '87 Fiero that night......very stupid!

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Well, there was this time in band camp....
I saw this in another thread, and told myself that if I ever got the chance to use it...

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Got plasterd and ditched my saab. I jumped it 3 feet into the air and crashed down and bent the frame. hehe

i was elected to make a keg run at a keg party. i accepted and drove (i think i drove. no one remembers for sure) to the local liquor store.

on the way back we were doing about 80+ on a twisty back road and flipped the truck 5 times. both me and my friend were ejected (which is why we don't know who drove)

i suffered 7 broken ribs and lots of cuts and scrapes. my friend broke both wrists and was similarly cut up.

i am very lucky to be alive. i am even luckier that i didn't kill anyone else that night. and i can say honestly that i have never driven drunk since that night and i never will.

oh yeah, one time in high school i tried to mop the walk in freezer.

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When I was around 9 years old it was my sisters birthday party and I was up in my room on the second floor. I called one of her friends over to the window and then I proceeded to piss out of the window. I came very close to hitting her. After that I had the nickname Pistol-Pee. I don't know what I was thinking.

MattyMan thats funny as hell.

The Stupidest thing i have done to day is drop outta school. im 16 now, and will be going to Military school the 24th. at least i get my ged through this so i wont be at all no hope.. heh...

Stupidest thing i did on fourwheeler...
was doing 20mph in reverse in hi. and turned as sharp as i could to make the front slide... Well yea it slid then it caught. we both went tumbling i got my back injury from that. and fourwheeler got bent frame and bent rack. she still rides good. But i still hurt :S

Soaper

quote Originally posted by JEDI: I am going to plead the 5th to this thread

Me too, but I don't think I ever did anywhere near the stupid things I've read so far.

Getting married.

Found out, it limits the possibilities of who you can sleep with each night.

Now I can't be like rogergarrison...who unknowingly has become my mentor...without my wife giving me the "Third Degree" yell.

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"The PRE10DR"

The Stupidest thing I ever did was buy a FIERO!

*gasp!*

Aren't I a terrible, terrible person for typing that?

nahhhhhh, I love my snuggy-wuggy Fiero-uums!
I just wish people would stop mushing it!!!!

quote Originally posted by malacite: both me and my friend were ejected (which is why we don't know who drove) i suffered 7 broken ribs and lots of cuts and scrapes. my friend broke both wrists and was similarly cut up.

What happend to the KEG?

hehe jks
Glad to hear your ok. Drunk driving is something really stupid; everyone has to learn it sometime. More often then not people learn it the hard way.

quote Originally posted by Master_Sushi: Got plasterd and ditched my saab. I jumped it 3 feet into the air and crashed down and bent the frame. hehe

With all due respect, Mr. Sushi, perhaps BUYING a Saab was more stupid than crashing it.

Got married. Twice.
Joined the Marine Corps.
Joined the Army.

In retrospect....

being born.

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http://www.fieroproject.com

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

It would be answering this question.....

I can't remember.

When I woke up in the hospital the next morning everyone told me the last thing I said was "Hey look everyone, watch this!"

ran from a state trooper after going through a speed trap at ~130 in a 45 (in my 87 prelude Si, a few minor mods), and i got away by pulling into some dude's driveway and waiting for the statey to go flying by.......was very very stupid i wouldn't think of doing that again. i figured i was gonna lose my license for a very long time so it was worth the risk.....

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'87 GT 5-speed Gold/Tan

Cheated on Eric and lost him...

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Went to U of M instead of Wellesley College.
Still kicking myself in the head for that ridiculous choice.
~sophia

[QUOTE]Originally posted by FieroRumor:
[B]The Stupidest thing I ever did was buy a FIERO!

*gasp!*
yep thats me too.

quote Originally posted by Master_Sushi: What happend to the KEG?

to tell you the truth, i have no idea. i imagine it was ejected during the first roll and probably exploded when it hit whatever it did. it wasn't my consern at the time.

we had someone pick us up, then reported the truck stolen.

quote hehe jks Glad to hear your ok. Drunk driving is something really stupid; everyone has to learn it sometime. More often then not people learn it the hard way.

agreed. a lot of people could have died that night over a keg of beer?

is your life worth a keg of beer?

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I have did some stupid things in my life and I hope this isn't going to be the stupidist...LOL... https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/009051.html

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Ferrari Fan

This probably doesnt qualify as the stupidest thing I have ever done but it definitely fits this thread. When I was like 7 I watched some stupid action movie and decided I was gonna be like the hero. I was in the backseat of my parents old Ford and the whole way home I was waiting for the perfect time to execute my stunt. Then as we were pulling into the parking space at out home I opened the door and did a stunt man roll out the door onto the pavement and luckily about 2 inches away from the rear tire. My parents thought I fell out the door, and were concerned but once I told them how cool I was they were not so happy with me...

Lost my first Fiero

Sold my Fiero and bought a 300ZX, er, wait a second, THAT WAS YOU, hahahaha..

Biggest mistake I've ever made was putting things off. I always postpone everything and tell myself I have plenty of time to do it. But here I am growing older and still haven't done anything I wanted or should have done by now. I will always regret doing that, and I hope I never get back into that state of mind again. Right now everything is looking pretty good though.

Called my fiancé Lisa.

Her name is Mary. Despite this, she still married me.

Gee, where should I start? I'm about to show my idiocy.....

- 12 yrs old - drove my dad's dodge dakota pickup through the garage, rammed everything out the backwall, $20,000 damage
- rammed tractor backwards up a silverbirch tree
- walked into a full length mirror (didn't see myself comin?)
- tripped a teacher (when i was in grade 1)
- fell up the stairs at school

Ok, that's enough, I'm making myself feel bad. LoL

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Life's most thought-out question...if you choked a smurf, what colour would he turn? :)
*~*yo_sweets_babe*~*

when I was 6 I poured all my dad's chemicals he had in the garage on the floor and mixed them together(it was my friends idea he was always getting me into trouble) anyway it left a big orange stain on the concrete. i'm lucky i didn't blow up or something.
My Dad did something worst than that. when he was 5 a black boy (same age)and him threw rocks into a churches stained glass windows every one. dude was a little devil

quote Originally posted by Patrick's Dad: Called my fiancé Lisa. Her name is Mary. Despite this, she still married me.

P. Dad, I sure hope you didn't call out the wrong name during the peak of a personal moment!! That would have been very bad!!

quote Originally posted by RossT: P. Dad, I sure hope you didn't call out the wrong name during the peak of a personal moment!! That would have been very bad!!

been there , done that and yes Ross, did that. Yelled out Pam.........but her name was Dawn, lol. Needless to say, she ended the moment and kicked me out. Funny now.

Not as great but still stupid. Picture pulling up to the dock at this niteclub on the lake in your boat. Get out and get one foot on the dock, but other still on the boat as it pushes away slowly farther and farther. Fell rite in with a big splash. I did look totally stupid, im sure.

quote Originally posted by RossT: P. Dad, I sure hope you didn't call out the wrong name during the peak of a personal moment!! That would have been very bad!!

Actually, no. It was during an argument. Lisa was synonymous with stress....

I sold my Fiero for a 300zx that I thought had 390hp

2 weeks after I bought it the turbo's started to go on it and the Super HIACS (sp?) steering in the rear went funny.. I had to work 40hrs a week to pay for it , my grades suffered and I flunked out. Im now a manager at pizza hut and Im 34. My wife I met when crusing in the 300zxTT got pregnant when she was 15 , and again at 17. She now stays home all day watching soap operas. I now drive an 81 malibu with a 305

Oh wait..that was the stupidest thing YOU ever did.

Payback is a b1tch

JM

1982==>"OUR version of the gumball rally" After about 17-20 pitchers of beer.(who's counting after drinking 6 each), The three of us take off from the "Shire Road Pub" smoking tires at every green light and sliding up to the next red one. I got pulled over within about 6 blocks. Amazingly enough I PASSED! their sobriety evaluation! Repaired a tail light that was out, told the cops SEE YA! and ripped off down the road. We were going about 120 or so down a country road when my friends thought it was time to slow down, so one took the keys out of the ignition. I told him to put them back or I would throw it into park(auto) and see what happens.(I don't bluff) Still going about 100.....Into park it goes. SMOKE, NOISE,SMELL, and no more park. I just rebuilt the thing too. I got my keys back and off we went burning more rubber and sliding more corners....oops, through a couple of yards, somebody watered the street down and that 25 mph corner is slippery at 50(in a private country club)$$$$$$. 68Ford Galaxies don't handle so well. At least I stayed off the golf course.
Anyway, we made it back in one piece.
Only if I had that on film. It would have been a perfect example of what NOT to do though I'd be too humiliated to show it...I did end up wrapping that car around a light pole. Luckily I didn't have any friends in the car including myself. It's bad enough to risk your own life. That's ONE of my
S T U P I D ! ! ! ! moves...ONE LESS FORD (similar one)

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quote Originally posted by Slammed Fiero: I sold my Fiero for a 300zx that I thought had 390hp 2 weeks after I bought it the turbo's started to go on it and the Super HIACS (sp?) steering in the rear went funny.. I had to work 40hrs a week to pay for it , my grades suffered and I flunked out. Im now a manager at pizza hut and Im 34. My wife I met when crusing in the 300zxTT got pregnant when she was 15 , and again at 17. She now stays home all day watching soap operas. I now drive an 81 malibu with a 305 Oh wait..that was the stupidest thing YOU ever did. Payback is a b1tch JM

nice

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