DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: >her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of
your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
along the Rio Grande.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!!!

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Bobby from NW Indiana
93 Northstar and 5 speed Getrag
thespeedshop@sbcglobal.net
My build thread

I thought I would share that for an A+ ?

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Bobby from NW Indiana
93 Northstar and 5 speed Getrag
thespeedshop@sbcglobal.net
My build thread

There are 4 rules for dating women.

1. It is important to find a woman who is a good cook and homemaker
2. It is important to find a woman who will make a good mother to your children.
3. It is important to find a woman who is fantastic in bed.
4. It is important that these 3 women never meet.

Reminds me of an old joke:

Whats the most useless thing on a woman?

A ricer?

quote Originally posted by GSXRBOBBY: IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

I can PERSONALLY debunk this urban legend....

hey now, I'm Irish and I've never been blind drunk. I've been a bit buzzed at times, but that's it.

IT is not true here is my proof and I have never had wild sex.

My Wife

quote Originally posted by Liquid-Reality: IT is not true here is my proof and I have never had wild sex. My Wife

Is it a good or bad thing you and your wife "never had wild sex"?

you have to get HER blind drunk first

as long as she can still see you nothing wild is going to happen

Irish woman: "surein this orange juice tastes abit strange"

you: "I think its got tangereen juice in it or something"

[This message has been edited by Ken Wittlief (edited 10-03-2004).]

quote Originally posted by Liquid-Reality: IT is not true here is my proof and I have never had wild sex. My Wife

I agree, it isn't true about Irish women...but what's that got to do with a picture of your wife in a wedding gown? And how is that proof?

UUUMMMMMMM, all I can say to that is I am so sorry to hear that
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Bobby from NW Indiana
93 Northstar and 5 speed Getrag
thespeedshop@sbcglobal.net
My build thread

[This message has been edited by GSXRBOBBY (edited 10-03-2004).]