Good evening people, this is Tom Tucker and we're going to go live with our asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa about a horrible car incident today
Hi Tom, early today there was a horrible car incident. The details are a bit cloudy right now as the police investigate it. We talked to a few eyewitnesses and from their recollections of the account we are able to get a idea of what happened. A young man in a unknown vehicle was at a stoplight with his dog in the passenger seat. Then a newer Hummer pulled up blaring his music which made the dog nervous, the dog proceeded to urinate. The young man in the vehicle took his 7 Up Big Gulp and launched it into the vehicle of the Hummer and struck the driver in the head. Violence broke out and they young man sped off. Also from a few of the eyewitnesses accounts, there was apparently a van filled with nuns involved also and a few other people hurt. I'll report back as the details come in Tom.
Well there you have it people, we have several other field correspondents out there investigating so as this story develops hopefully they will report back too. This is Tom Tucker with Quahog Live News.
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Hi this is Diana Simmons, we just received news that the Big Gulp Vehicle incident may be related to a series of other terrorist actions across the United States. Incidents are popping up of these "Big Gulp Terrorists" everywhere. We're going live now to our asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa.
Hi Diane, as you said all across America a bunch of incidents may be related to the Big Gulp vehicle crisis earlier today. It appears at about 1 hour after the vehicle incident a Big Gulp was spotted flying over a No Fly Zone in Washington, D.C. All political officials were evacated from all D.C. buildings and into bunkers. After several attempts to make the Big Gulp detour a fighter jet shot it down and ended a almost fatal situation. The F.B.I. has stepped in due to the connections of the other incidents. Here is a picture a eyewitness took of the scene before the fighter jet took the Big Gulp down Diane.
This is Tricia Takanawa reporting for Quahog Live News, back to you Diane.
Well there is the latest update on the Big Gulp incidents across the U.S., also in other news i'm getting word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case Tom.
Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a ***** . Diane.
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Think you Paulcal for that report!! Any other reporters find anything else about the worldwide(and out of this world now too ) Big Gulp epidemic?? Or you guys still getting the news, work away!!!
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