This is the Official Girlfriend Application for dating me. This application must be filled out in it's entirety to be considered for the position. Photographs and other documents may sway my opinion, so feel free to attach any items to this document that you see fit. Thank you, and good luck.
BASIC INFORMATION
1. Full Name(Last, First M.I.):
2. Date of Birth:
3. Height:
4. Weight:
5. Hair Color - Natural: Current:
6. Eye Color:
7. Measurements:
CONTACT INFORMATION
8: Home Phone:
9. Cell Phone:
10. E-mail:
11. Preferred Method:
GETTING TO KNOW YOU
12. Education:
13. Occupation/Employer:
14. Do you cook?
15. Do you live on your own?
16. Kids - How many/Ages:
17. Favorite Sport & Team:
18. Favorite Music:
19. Hated Music:
20. Tattoos:
21. Piercings(not including ears):
22. History of Mental Illnesses?
23. Do you smoke?
24. Drink?
25. Use any illegal substances(please list)?
REASONS I SHOULD PICK YOU
26. In 3 sentences or less, What is your idea of a perfect date?
27. 1 sentence, Why should I pick you as my girlfriend?
28. List any special skills that you may have that are relative to this position:
29. What do you want out of a relationship, specifically, with me?
REFERENCES
30. Please supply 3 references(preferably hot female friends) and their phone numbers and e-mail addresses.
To submit application, please fill in answers. When completed please send to my inbox. Thank you.
Don't know. If you don't get that eval and you turn her application down, you could be setting yourself up for a dead cat thrown on your doorstep. She WON'T be ignored. lol
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Jarhead 2m4 Member
Posts: 1849 From: Missouri City, TX Registered: Jun 2006
1. Full Name(Last, First M.I.):Betty Lou Fedbetter
2. Date of Birth:Spring of last century
3. Height:5' somethin'
4. Weight : Depends on what I'm toten
5. Hair Color - Natural: Current:All Natural
6. Eye Color : Depends on my mood
7. Measurements : Depends on wether I'm pregnant or not
CONTACT INFORMATION
8: Home Phone:BR-549
9. Cell Phone:BRC-549
10. E-mail:bluf.better@yayhoo
11. Preferred Method:Come by home if you can get by Paw
GETTING TO KNOW YOU
12. Education:Went to school once
13. Occupation/Employer:self employeed
14. Do you cook?Anything
15. Do you live on your own?Yes I own
16. Kids - How many/Ages:not yet
17. Favorite Sport & Team:Gators
18. Favorite Music:Rocky Top
19. Hated Music:Neil Diamond
20. Tattoos:No but I have a scar
21. Piercings(not including ears):nothin that ain't healed
22. History of Mental Illnesses?Well they tell me Daddy shot Momma once and she called him crazy but that was before they got married.
23. Do you smoke?Depends on what it is
24. Drink?Depends if I r round good folk
25. Use any illegal substances(please list)?nothin that don't grow
REASONS I SHOULD PICK YOU
26. In 3 sentences or less, What is your idea of a perfect date?A man with a two dollar bill and knows how to make it last. Gotta know what "it" is. I'm a vergin!
27. 1 sentence, Why should I pick you as my girlfriend?Vergin I swear!
28. List any special skills that you may have that are relative to this position:I can skin wild game in high heels and keep the blood off my suedes
29. What do you want out of a relationship, specifically, with me? A child
REFERENCES
30. Please supply 3 references(preferably hot female friends) and their phone numbers and e-mail addresses.Paris Hilton, Betty Crocker, and Martha Stewart-- unlisted #s
To submit application, please fill in answers. When completed please send to my inbox. Thank you.
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BH2OFiero Member
Posts: 136 From: Bridgewater, N.S., Canada Registered: Jan 2007
That's awesome...I'll be keeping a watch on this thread.
Shouldn't you also ask what she thinks a reasonable allowance for shoes/clothing on a monthly basis should be?
Trust me...that's something you should know before you get involved. How do I know you ask? My wife has dressers upon dressers full of clothing and I get to wear the potatoe sacks once they are empty. They really itch.
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I did that as a blog on myspace once when I was bored. and i was honest..
This is my application, I am submitting it to all you beautiful bitches on myspace. If you are my mom, or grandma, or an adult that checks up on me on myspace, please read no further....
Boyfriend Application
Name: Cory Last: Carder Middle: ****in Nickname: Sexy Zodiac: Libra Age: 20 Date of Birth: 10-09-1985 Ethnicity: White Religion: Catholic Height: 5 11 Weight: 140 Eye Color: blue Hair Color: drak brown Hair Style: shaggy surfer dude Tattoos: 4 Piercing: 1 What is your style: whateva.... Are you in college? no *Major: *Degree: Current Job: im a rockstar Future or Occupation: im gonna be retired What kind of car do you drive? jimmy Dream car? ferrari Smoke: no Drink: yea Drugs: not real ones Fav Color: blue Fav Movie: donnie darko Fav Line From a movie: "wanna hear the most annoying sound?" Do You Like Horror Movies: yes You Fav Adult Swim Show: family guy, duh Fav TV show(s): wonderfalls, family guy, ect. Fav Type of Music: punkish, emoish, rock Top 5 Bands: cartel. hellogoodbye, dashboard, fob, jacks mannequin Fav Artist:Husoki Fav Song: right now its burried a lie, by senses fail Fav Concert: fob, motion city, boys night out, starting line and panic! at the disco, that RAWKED Do you play an instrument: yea *What?guitar Do you sing: kinda Are You In A Band: fro shur Fav Book: hip on pop Do you write: uh huh Fav work of art:the great wave by husoki Fav Artist: hosuki ****ers Fav Bar: gonna have to say georges Fav Drink: budwieser Fav Beer: same Fav Shot: tequilla with a lima and salt Fav Liquor: southern comfort.. NOT um jack? Coke or Pepsi: coke Do You Enjoy Milk: about as much as i can Do You Drink Coffee: no Are You A Fan of Tea: sweet tea Fav Food: lasagna Do You Like Animals? yes So You Have Any, if so What? crabs... Are you funny? lookin? If so tell me a joke: ask me if im a truck Hobbies:sleeping, beach, drinking Dream Date: a nice restaurant, followed with a walk on the beach then sandy sex Are you a sports fan: yes Do you play any sports: not really, Fav Baseball Team: cubs Fav College Football Team:OSU Fav Bar: bitches you already asked me Fav Restaurant: terrace Can You Cook: popcorn, yes.. anything else no Do You Dance: no, im white, and straight Do you party: no haha about every night If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go: egypt Where in the world have you been outside the USA: canada Is the glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full: depends if im drinking it or filling it up.. lol im so damn funny Do you like thunderstorms: yea If I came to your place soaking wet you would...: who are "YOU" Do you have OCD about anything: yeah i lock my keys in my car a lot so i check like 10 times to make sure i have them *What: i just told you Are you anal retentive: no, i never done anal Are you random or do you plan things: random Why are you applying: cuz i need some ass.. or a girlfriend Why should I choose you: im hott What do you think about me: you are "YOU" Do you think I'm sexy: prolly if you have boobs What would you do to get my ATTN: nothing What do you like in a girl: me... ohh gotchya! Where would you take me on a date: somewhere nice Would you play hard to get: prolly not Longest Relationship: 2 years Have You Ever Been in Love: yea How Many Times:1 Would you hold my hand in public: if your cool Kiss me in public: sure Have you ever cheated: not really Do you believe in love at first sight: yea Do you get jealous easy: kinda What would you do if I cried: hit you again.. (**** did i say that...) What would you do if I called you/text you in the middle of the night: i dont really know, whats "the middle of the night"? im probably still awake Do you snore: no What side of the bed do you like: my side Do you get angry if someone wakes you up: no Morning or Night person: night Would you treat me diff hanging out with your friends: yea Would you meet my family: reluctently Would you introduce me to yours: sure Are you a heartbreaker: no Do you like to kiss: yes Cuddling: sure Foreplay: yea Sex:duh Will you do it in the shower: yea Or in the hot tub: why not What is your Fav body part on you: my face *On me: Who are you! If we were locked in a closet you would...: try to get out.. duh Are you a member of the mile high club: no comment Would you run off with me at random moments: from the cops Where is your "spot": spot..? um my dick? lol Would you tell your friends about our sex life: behind your back. yes. If I threw you up against a wall you would...: take it like a man Can I bite you: yea, not hard Do you like to be tied up:no Lights on or off: depends on what you look like Can I scratch you: a little You fav sexual position: the landshark... haha j/k What do you sleep in:a bed Your biggest turn on: vaginas Your biggest turn off:fat chicks And finally the uber question, what type of underwear?: whats uber?
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fierobear Member
Posts: 27083 From: Safe in the Carolinas Registered: Aug 2000
I KNOW AN EASIER WAY . ASK HER IF SHE LIKES FIEROS IF SHE SAYS LOOK AT A PHOTO YES SHE IS THE ONE
The female PFF members all are worth getting to know better. And if they are single, I'd like to get to know them way better. There's something about 'non-conventional' ladies that cranks me up. 'Love is blind', and often times unusual.
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Wow you're not asking for much....lol.... Let's see you want all that but what do we get? Do we get the same answers to the same questions, or do we get to make up our own? lol..... oh and fyi like the others were saying girls usually don't give out age and weight, it's just not something most women like sharing.....I don't mind the age question though, just turned 22 yesterday! Anyway....
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fierobear Member
Posts: 27083 From: Safe in the Carolinas Registered: Aug 2000
Wow you're not asking for much....lol.... Let's see you want all that but what do we get? Do we get the same answers to the same questions, or do we get to make up our own? lol..... oh and fyi like the others were saying girls usually don't give out age and weight, it's just not something most women like sharing.....I don't mind the age question though, just turned 22 yesterday! Anyway....
The big question here is...(assuming you are female) are you cute like those anime girls, or..???
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pokeyfiero Member
Posts: 16203 From: Free America! Registered: Dec 2003
lol
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