You're sittin' in a public bathroon, 'taking care of business', when someone walks in sounding like they are wearing high heels.

For a moment, you think 'uh-oh, am I in the LADIES room?'

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Having that deja vu thing again?

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Having that deja vu thing again?

No, I was sittin' in a public bathroon, 'taking care of business', when someone walked in sounding like they are wearing high heels...

sorry - that was me...getting ready for Friday night

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: For a moment, you think 'uh-oh, am I in the LADIES room?'

Were You?

Steve

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I remember at work my buddy Zac dropped the nastiest smelling duce in the crapper, like it could gag a maggot. So, I was all like "Zac, cover me" and we put a out of order sign on the girls bathroom and locked the door and I got to drop a duce. It was awkward but it made it so worth it when a customer walked in there 10 minutes later and came right back out about ready to puke. And BTW rumor, everyone sounds like they are in heals in the restroom.
Edit: This does not relate in anyway to this post and yet I still posted it

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quote Originally posted by 87antuzzi: I remember at work my buddy Zac dropped the nastiest smelling duce in the crapper, like it could gag a maggot. So, I was all like "Zac, cover me" and we put a out of order sign on the girls bathroom and locked the door and I got to drop a duce. It was awkward but it made it so worth it when a customer walked in there 10 minutes later and came right back out about ready to puke. And BTW rumor, everyone sounds like they are in heals in the restroom. Edit: This does not relate in anyway to this post and yet I still posted it

But you wished to share your stinky story with the class. thanks you for your contribution.
Following along with what normally happens with a reply, it is now time for me to share MY poop story.

Similiar situation as you, a few years ago but it was a single-toilet unisex bathroom. I released my weapon of mass destruction, and not more then 30 seconds after I left, Dick Chaney went in, and then came out IMMEDIATLEY, red faced, land let out a *WHOOOF!* and scampered into another bathroom across the hallway.

The look on his face was pretty funny...

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: You're sittin' in a public bathroon, 'taking care of business', when someone walks in sounding like they are wearing high heels. For a moment, you think 'uh-oh, am I in the LADIES room?'

No....but I have been standing at the urinal and had a serious cutie walk in, unzip her jeans and use the one next to me.

Can males suffer from penis envy?

Was he wearing "Prince boots"? I heard that the 80s are coming back.

Sorry... that was me. I usually don't wear the heels when I'm just out and about and not going somewhere specific but I figured "what's the worst that can happen?"

Oh right, wide stance.

Happens all the time.

quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: Can males suffer from penis envy?

Rhetorical or philosophical question, right, Doni? I mean, you didn't actually, under the circumstances you cited, uh, well, uh, never mind.

Wait 'till you hear the stall door close, then look down under the stalls and see if there are any other feet in the other stalls, or in the rest of the area. If she just closed the door you've got at least 20 seconds to escape. If there's a lot of people, just wait it out.

Gigity.

I'll take the wrong restroom over transvestite rapist!