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mom needs callers to her new cellphone!! how about "hows my driving bumber sticker" by uhlanstan
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My new girlfriend got her mom a cell phone for her birthday,,the MOM is a 325 pound black lady, a real heifer & side of beef for a white shark meal ,,& her older lady friends do not have cell phones ,,I need some ideas to improve her calling list,so she gets a lot of calls when meandering down the road In her battered Buick (she needs a lot of seating room) I look very thin when I hangout with her!!
she is to large for the old""my boyfriend is out of town"" that draws more men than a new discount asian massage parlour free promotional car wash
what do you guys think about having a bumper sticker made(only$10) ""hows my driving,cal 555,555-5555 ?? Im sure she would make new many friends
she may not be comming to the Daytona speed way Fiero event at the end of march,this should be a big one!! so get the car ready & plan your trip to the Sunshine state afters months of cold weather, a florida vacation is splendid start with Daytona,,have you ever been inside the track??
then a trip to Disney world & Universal studios will give you a really relaxing vacation ,,you can also take a cruise.. the space center needs to be seen !!
so let the wife or girlfriend in ,to get organized or to make it really interesting invite the wife & girlfried together ..its time they got to know each other !!
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BACK AWAY FROM THE PIPE !!!!!!!!
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BACK AWAY FROM THE PIPE !!!!!!!!


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Originally posted by uhlanstan:

My new girlfriend got her mom a cell phone for her birthday,,the MOM is a 325 pound black lady, a real heifer & side of beef for a white shark meal ,,& her older lady friends do not have cell phones ,,I need some ideas to improve her calling list,so she gets a lot of calls when meandering down the road In her battered Buick (she needs a lot of seating room) I look very thin when I hangout with her!!
she is to large for the old""my boyfriend is out of town"" that draws more men than a new discount asian massage parlour free promotional car wash
what do you guys think about having a bumper sticker made(only$10) ""hows my driving,cal 555,555-5555 ?? Im sure she would make new many friends
she may not be comming to the Daytona speed way Fiero event at the end of march,this should be a big one!! so get the car ready & plan your trip to the Sunshine state afters months of cold weather, a florida vacation is splendid start with Daytona,,have you ever been inside the track??
then a trip to Disney world & Universal studios will give you a really relaxing vacation ,,you can also take a cruise.. the space center needs to be seen !!
so let the wife or girlfriend in ,to get organized or to make it really interesting invite the wife & girlfried together ..its time they got to know each other !!


OK....what did you do with the real 'Stan ????

No ranting against muzzies, libbie, homo's ? not even one ?
You aint the real stan !!!!


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I would live to see him as a tour guide. Hand him a Microphone hooked into an amp or a portable megaphone.


Ever hear that guy who describes the buxom babes? Stan's like a dirtier version of that guy...

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OK....what did you do with the real 'Stan ????

No ranting against muzzies, libbie, homo's ? not even one ?
You aint the real stan !!!!



Re-read his first three words...


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Originally posted by uhlanstan:

My new girlfriend got her mom a cell phone for her birthday,,the MOM is a 325 pound black lady, a real heifer & side of beef for a white shark meal ,,& her older lady friends do not have cell phones ,,I need some ideas to improve her calling list,so she gets a lot of calls when meandering down the road In her battered Buick (she needs a lot of seating room) I look very thin when I hangout with her!!
she is to large for the old""my boyfriend is out of town"" that draws more men than a new discount asian massage parlour free promotional car wash
what do you guys think about having a bumper sticker made(only$10) ""hows my driving,cal 555,555-5555 ?? Im sure she would make new many friends
she may not be comming to the Daytona speed way Fiero event at the end of march,this should be a big one!! so get the car ready & plan your trip to the Sunshine state afters months of cold weather, a florida vacation is splendid start with Daytona,,have you ever been inside the track??
then a trip to Disney world & Universal studios will give you a really relaxing vacation ,,you can also take a cruise.. the space center needs to be seen !!
so let the wife or girlfriend in ,to get organized or to make it really interesting invite the wife & girlfried together ..its time they got to know each other !!



I see the Asian massage and spa every time I drive from the DC Metro Area to South Florida. I think it's somewhere in Georgia or South Carolina... I always wonder what goes on in there!!! haha... especially because it says "couples and truckers welcome!"

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Originally posted by TheDigitalAlchemist:

I would live to see him as a tour guide. Hand him a Microphone hooked into an amp or a portable megaphone.




Stan on the job:

WARNING: LANGUAGE!
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No not really.I get to hear his rants all the time on Central Florida fieros forum and at the monthly meetings.
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Originally posted by fierogtlt1:

.......and at the monthly meetings.


He's like that outloud?!
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He's like that outloud?!


Yes.....It is always a "special" time.
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BACK AWAY FROM THE PIPE !!!!!!!!


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He's like that outloud?!


LOL!!!
I always knew he would be
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