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MidEngineManiac
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OCT 25, 08:33 PM
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Imagine this.....
You are tired, and go have a nap.....and you wake up dead in a coffin under 6 feet and a few tons of dirt. WITH NO ESCAPE.
You are a Vampire, you are now stuck there forever, you cant die (again), you cant get out, and sooner or later your mind is going to drift to Myley Cyrus doing the wrecking ball....and its going to play in your mind over-and-over-and-over for all of eternity.
Think about that.
With our new Vampire escape pills, you CAN escape. The patent-pending (someday) secret combination of garlic, rosewood and holey water WILL make sure Miley goes away.
We are so confident in our new product, that if it doesnt work for you, simply escape from your grave, and return the un-used portion in person for a quadruple-the-money-back guarantee. now THATS standing behind a product. These pills are THAT good. We CAN guarantee that once you are in your grave, you will not have to listen to or see Wrecking Ball.
BUT.....only if you have them in your pocket. Think about the poor vampire who didnt have them, and where he is, and whats going thru HIS mind right now, and forever...
only 99.95 plus shipping and handling. Available in 3 easy payments.
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coady
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OCT 26, 11:35 PM
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lol sign me up
but can u lock miley in there with me first?
annoying ..yes... but that little girl is indeed hot and would make an excellet vampire with a tongue like that
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rbell2915
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OCT 26, 11:56 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:
Imagine this.....
You are tired, and go have a nap.....and you wake up dead in a coffin under 6 feet and a few tons of dirt. WITH NO ESCAPE.
You are a Vampire, you are now stuck there forever, you cant die (again), you cant get out, and sooner or later your mind is going to drift to Myley Cyrus doing the wrecking ball....and its going to play in your mind over-and-over-and-over for all of eternity.
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That is horrifying. I can't even imagine the horror 
| quote | Originally posted by coady:
lol sign me up
but can u lock miley in there with me first?
annoying ..yes... but that little girl is indeed hot and would make an excellet vampire with a tongue like that
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Images I didn't need, thank you very much.
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Raydar
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NOV 30, 11:04 AM
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pontiackid86
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DEC 10, 02:13 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by coady:
lol sign me up
but can u lock miley in there with me first?
annoying ..yes... but that little girl is indeed hot and would make an excellet vampire with a tongue like that |
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Their is something wrong with you lol
Now MEM...... What if you escape from your grave during the day and turn into a sparkly being and explode, what kind of refund do you get than?
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