Those silly Russians (Page 3/3)
Valkrie9 APR 24, 03:16 AM
Putin and a Bear
Alright,
So, Biden_Joe is arrested for receiving bribes from Putin's Mayor of Moscow, penny ante bribes filling the pockets of the Biden_Gang of Wilmington.
Ten to the Big_Guy, the ten percent kick that guarantees that the trafficking runs smoothly, meth, coke, heroin, fentanyl, whatever, you know, you know,
Biden_Hunter in the middle of it, yeah, busted for trafficking.
The Congress
looking around for a viable President, none were to be found competent, so, they pleaded with President Trump to return to the White House, to restore the ship of state to an even keel,
pump the bilges of foul waters and correct the list to port, left for you land-lubbers.
Putin, aware that bribes don't work, withdraws from Ukraine, sustaining a huge loss, and is then disappeared, never seen nor heard from again, whispers of gossip in Russian,
they say he is driving a dogsled in the far north, to Alaska, seeking Polar bears to tame.
We all live happily ever after in a nuke-less planet, the Sun shining happily through white billowing clouds,
birds chirping, all is well.
The End.