US government claims jurisdiction over the sun (Page 1/1)
williegoat MAR 15, 02:49 PM
The Senate has put forth a decree that the sun shall rise an hour later after the next election.



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Let's go Brandon!

Fats MAR 15, 06:13 PM
Hey, as long as I remember we've (most people I know) been pushing to end daylight savings time because it's just foolish. I don't care if they leave it early or late, just leave it.

I hope this goes through, I figure they are using it to hide some other stupid thing they are sneaking through.
MidEngineManiac MAR 15, 07:15 PM
Wait a darn second here...

Justin Trudeau did not explicitly give the sun permission to rise and thus end the days of dark in the Canadian North.

The sun has not been vaxxed to Canadian Government standards, therefore travel from eat to west is forbidden by all means besides walking.

VPM Christina Freeland is now examining the suns finances, and is prepared to block its Visa Card for terrorism and disobedience-related activities.

The Sun's mortgage is now frozen, it is homeless, it's children are hungry and asks for donations via Cash Only due to banking laws...

Enjoy the clouds, the Sun just said "**** this **** " and went on strike....but the Teletubies took over.


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.Hey, makes about as much sense as anything else these days !!!!!

rinselberg MAR 15, 07:40 PM
Wow. MEM's "on a roll". Taking "b*tch, b*tch, b*tch" to a higher level.


Even Caesar and Cleopatra are impressed.
MidEngineManiac MAR 15, 08:33 PM
Sarcasm is TOTALLY lost on you, isnt it ?

doesnt even start...

Here, have an Elmo doll and tickle that.



williegoat MAR 15, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:

Sarcasm is TOTALLY lost on you, isnt it ?



I think he was saying, "Ra, Ra, Ra!"



"Ya doesn't have to call me Ray."

[This message has been edited by williegoat (edited 03-15-2022).]