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cliffw
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JUN 09, 08:24 AM
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I am having a party this year, with a theme. Summit Of the Americas. No one showed up. Even to get Vice President's Cam-A-La Harris's 2 million dollars.
I have no press conferences scheduled, except the one with crack investigative reporter Jimmy Kimmel.
I am Brandon Biden, and I approve of this message.
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randye
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JUN 09, 10:36 PM
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I once hosted a national convention for fortune tellers and clairvoyants.
We didn't publically announce it and we never told anyone.
I was certain that a few real ones would know to show up.
Nobody did.
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MidEngineManiac
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JUN 09, 10:57 PM
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Yeh, I did the same.....sent the local college sorority invites to the "Old bald farting fat guy's drunken orgy" and never got a single response.  Might try the convent-in-training class next time.
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Raydar
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JUN 10, 10:39 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by randye:
I once hosted a national convention for fortune tellers and clairvoyants.
We didn't publically announce it and we never told anyone.
I was certain that a few real ones would know to show up.
Nobody did. |
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I heard that is was postponed, due to unforeseen circumstances. 
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Raydar
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JUN 10, 10:41 AM
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randye
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JUN 10, 09:18 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Raydar:
I heard that is was postponed, due to unforeseen circumstances. |
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Well played sir, well played.
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blackrams
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JUN 10, 11:10 PM
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The attendee's list pretty much shows how much respect there is for the host country's leadership.
Rams
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cliffw
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JUN 12, 10:46 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by randye:
I once hosted a national convention for fortune tellers and clairvoyants.
We didn't publically announce it and we never told anyone.
I was certain that a few real ones would know to show up.
Nobody did. |
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When you hosted it, was that before or after that "madam Cloe" was on late night TV saying for XXX dollars she would predict my future. Then later got busted at an airport with illegal drugs.
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Zeb
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JUN 12, 07:42 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by cliffw:
When you hosted it, was that before or after that "madam Cloe" was on late night TV saying for XXX dollars she would predict my future. Then later got busted at an airport with illegal drugs.
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And she didn't see that coming?
That's like the old "Psychic Friends Network" that shut down suddenly. You couldn't watch TV after 11PM without seeing Dionne Warwick hawking that stuff. Made millions.
I wanted to start a competing "Psycho Friends Network" that featured people like Charlie Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, and John Wayne Gacy. Call up, and you won't find out anything about your future, but you'll find out if you're crazy or not.
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