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cliffw
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NOV 17, 12:06 AM
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Man killed while dancing on top of 18-wheeler may have been filming himself
What a dumbazz " ! I guess he didn't realize that the signs on every bridge giving the clearance height, did not include a man standing on it.
I hope he was a dumbocrat
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blackrams
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NOV 17, 07:02 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by cliffw:
Man killed while dancing on top of 18-wheeler may have been filming himself
What a dumbazz " ! I guess he didn't realize that the signs on every bridge giving the clearance height, did not include a man standing on it.
I hope he was a dumbocrat |
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Some things have no reasonable explanation. We seem to be winning the war against idiots, not because we've done enough but, due to their own stupid actions.
With just a few more truckloads of illegal aliens carrying drugs, we may lose a lot more of these idiots. Yeah, open borders are such a good idea. 
Rams
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rinselberg
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NOV 17, 10:59 AM
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williegoat
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NOV 17, 11:07 AM
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13'6" trailer and 15'0" bridge - and he (she,it?) was wearing a backpack. 
I'll bet his school taught him all about 1619 but nothing about arithmetic.
I stopped under this bridge many years ago because I had a load of plywood and it looked like rain ahead. My load was only about 12' high but I had to crawl along the top to spread my tarps. An AZDPS officer pulled along side, I looked at him, he looked at me, shook his head and drove away.[This message has been edited by williegoat (edited 11-17-2022).]
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Valkrie9
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NOV 17, 11:37 AM
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That dna combination had very little probability of survival, destined for, uh... termination.
The problem, apparently, is an iq deficit.
Not evolved enough to have a self preservation motivator gland, barely able to tie shoelaces.
Stumbling around the shop floor thinking about scratching his gonads, not about the molten iron crucible, incandescent, a few feet away.
' Gee, he was the first one to fall in ! '
' We never thought about a guardrail there, because the danger was brilliantly lit up by molten iron. '
Phhiittt !
200 lbs of fat instantly vaporized by 800 tons of iron.
' The sign clearly stated, DANGER ! '
Illiterates have problems in life, like, stupid is as stupid does.
Like, surfing transport trailers.
Doh !
Mapleton Foundry.
High Steel, watch that step, kid.
[This message has been edited by Valkrie9 (edited 11-17-2022).]
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MidEngineManiac
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NOV 17, 06:06 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Valkrie9:
Not evolved enough to have a self preservation motivator gland, barely able to tie shoelaces.
Mapleton Foundry.
High Steel, watch that step, kid.
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There IS a reason velcro shoes were invented,[This message has been edited by MidEngineManiac (edited 11-17-2022).]
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steve308
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NOV 17, 06:27 PM
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Obviously not vaccinated.
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Valkrie9
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NOV 17, 09:28 PM
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Velcro shoes, the only reference I can remember.
Saw the flick live on the big screen back then, awestruck.
Note the product placement, ' Whirlpool ' kitchen appliances in the galley.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Stewardress' view.
Silicon Carbide coated sole boots, the non skid answer for rolled steel structures.
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MidEngineManiac
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NOV 17, 10:03 PM
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Valkrie9
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NOV 17, 10:45 PM
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Less Than 2500 feet to the Tuam St bridge, as we pass beneath Gray St., southbound.
36 mph = 52.8 ft / sec
2500 feet / ( 52.8 ft / sec ) = 48 seconds to eternity.
A video of the What, for posterity, the Where
That moment you realize, that it's not like in the movies.
40+ mph + 14 ft high off the pavement + guardrail = no-brainer
~ doh ![This message has been edited by Valkrie9 (edited 11-19-2022).]
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