Take THAT climate ! (Page 1/3)
MidEngineManiac FEB 07, 01:55 PM
Great lunch. 2 cans of bushes baked beans, full pack of garlic sausage cut up in it, lots of mustard, black pepper and hot sauce...

<cue the Vincent Price voice-over>

Woe to you oh earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with gas.
Let him who hath understanding reckon the odor of the beast
For it is a human odor.
It's odor is fart hundred and farty fart.

Cow farts, huh ? Amatures.

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Notorio FEB 08, 12:57 PM
There is a technology we can use to collect your emissions, and you will even get paid!! 'You will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.'

Click Here



But ... you'd better hurry up before all uses of natural gas are banned ...
ray b FEB 08, 01:20 PM
the brothers K who's dad founded and funded the JOHN BIRCH society

the guys who said IKE was a commie and civil rights would destroy the nation

are very glad you support the pollution of the oil industry [ that the bro's K own a big chunk of]

and want you to hate greta even harder while never noticing the warming and oceans becoming acid

just so the bro's K can add more billions to their bank roll


btw the same K boys are reported to be ANTI-TRUMP now
and they spend big to contribute [bribe] their faves
a big bit of the harder NUT-CON multi-million bribers and dis-info spewing funders
MidEngineManiac FEB 08, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Notorio:

There is a technology we can use to collect your emissions, and you will even get paid!! 'You will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.'




No, I am not shoving a hose up my azz to run to the intake manifold. I've heard about those weirdos.
rinselberg FEB 08, 02:47 PM
Not even MidEngineManiac can hope to release (via flatulence) an amount of methane or hydrogen sulfide or other greenhouse gases to have even a fraction of the impact of a single head of cattle.

The more significant methane emissions from cattle are actually from their mouths, not from their anal openings. It's belching.

I think the containment devices are silly (if any of them are even intended to be serious) but there is scope for reducing the methane emissions from cattle by adding something to their feed or by injecting them with something that would reduce the methane emissions without harming them or devaluing their worth for the dairy, beef (and leather) industries.

Any climate mitigation or cattle ranching maven could search online and find the reports.
82-T/A [At Work] FEB 08, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Notorio:

There is a technology we can use to collect your emissions, and you will even get paid!! 'You will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.'

Click Here



But ... you'd better hurry up before all uses of natural gas are banned ...




Wait, is that collecting cow farts?!!!


I can only imagine what 14 year old Todd in high school would have done with such a device like this... opened it up in a classroom.
MidEngineManiac FEB 08, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by rinselberg:

Not even MidEngineManiac can hope to release (via flatulence) an amount of methane or hydrogen sulfide or other greenhouse gases to have even a fraction of the impact of a single head of cattle.



Challenge accepted !!

Weekend of Chillie and beer, here we come !!
Valkrie9 FEB 08, 11:56 PM

Uh... There you go, making all that noise, making a difference in the world.
Converting simple legumes into life sustaining gas, and thunder.
Byproducts of a healthy appetite.
' Whadda you mean you don't like beans ? You're a real cowboy, aren't you ? '

Thick and Flavorful No-Bean Chili
INGREDIENTS
Seasoning mix:
▢1 teaspoon ground cumin
▢1 teaspoon smoked paprika
▢1 teaspoon dried oregano
▢2 tablespoons chili powder
▢⅛ teaspoon cayenne pepper
▢½ (6 oz can) tomato paste
▢2 tablespoons minced fresh garlic
Chili:
▢2 tablespoons olive oil
▢1 onion, chopped (6 oz)
▢1 lb. 93% lean ground beef
▢1 ½ teaspoons Diamond Crystal kosher salt divided
▢1 cup beef stock
▢1 (15 oz) can diced tomatoes, no salt added, undrained
▢1 bay leaf
▢¼ teaspoon black pepper
INSTRUCTIONS
In a small bowl, with a fork, mix together the seasoning ingredients to create a thick paste.
Heat the oil in a large, heavy-bottomed skillet over medium-high heat, about 3 minutes.
Add the onion, beef and ½ teaspoon kosher salt and cook, stirring to break up the meat, about 7 minutes, or until the vegetables are soft and the meat is browned.
Add the seasoning mixture (use a small spatula to scrape it off the bowl) and cook, stirring to mix it into the beef and vegetables, one more minute.
Add the beef stock, tomatoes, bay leaf, the remaining salt and the black pepper. Lightly mash the diced tomatoes while stirring them into the mixture. Bring to a boil.
Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer, uncovered, for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Garnish the chili with your favorite toppings, such as diced red onions, chopped scallions, sour cream, shredded cheddar, and guacamole.

Variations:
You can use ground turkey or ground chicken in this recipe instead of ground beef.
Just make sure to use ground dark meat. It's juicier and more flavorful than white meat.
If you don't have fresh garlic, simply use a teaspoon of garlic powder instead. It won't be the same, but it's still pretty good.
It's fine to use regular paprika instead of smoked paprika.
You can also replace the dried oregano with dried thyme.


Beanless Chili

Fart as Art

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Notorio FEB 09, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:

Wait, is that collecting cow farts?!!! ...




No, as R- said it is collecting burps (before they make it out.) I meant we could adapt this to fart collection And yes, devices like this are under study and receiving your tax dollars (or in this case, I think UK tax dollars.)
cliffw FEB 10, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by rinselberg:
Not even MidEngineManiac can hope to release (via flatulence) an amount of methane or hydrogen sulfide or other greenhouse gases[/b] to have even a fraction of the impact of a single head of cattle.



I have asked you before and not even maven rinselberg could answer about what instrument reports C02 levels. What other color gasses are there ? CO2 is not the largest quantity of gasses. We hear of various level of allergies there are and the quantities. Why is that not true of all the gasses (which are lighter than air) in the atmosphere ?

Climate mitigation is wearing more clothes, less clothes, using a heater / building a fire, running the A/C.