Three doctors walk into a bar... (Page 1/1) shemdogg FEB 26, 10:48 AM The first bragged, "I once had a man on the operating table in front of me that had his entire left arm torn off in a motorcycle accident. It took six hours, but I sewed his arm back on and now he's a professional basketball player." The second doctor bragged, "I once had a man on the operating table in front of me that had his entire right left torn off in a farming accident. After eight hours of surgery, I was able to sew his leg back on and now he's a marathon runner." The third bragged, "I came upon a very serious accident once where a guy had repeatedly rolled over in his vehicle and eventually ended up in a cow pasture. His brains were scattered all over the place and there was cow manure everywhere, but after gathering it all up I put him back together in a twelve-hour operation and today he is your president." shem Zeb FEB 27, 09:45 AM Thanks, Shem. Given that the third doctor says "your president" as opposed to "My" or "our" president, I would say the third doc didn't "brag", but more likely "Shamefully admitted" that his skills suceeded in saving the accident victim. Loved it any way you wrote it.