Just about done with society. (Page 1/3)
MidEngineManiac MAR 02, 12:24 PM
Screw everybody.

Had the pups out for a walk this morning. The little one ---all of 5 pounds of Shih Tzu--is named "General Lee"

Well, apparently "General Lee" is on the list of words, when overheard, gets the cops called on you. HUH ?

**** 'em all. Cant wait for the missles to fly. This society is so broken with P-C-ness it's beyond fixing. Nuke it and start over.

If the nukes kill me, big deal, I'll die anyway sooner or later. If they dont, I am rid of the trash. Either way, it's wiped out. I win.

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rinselberg MAR 02, 01:31 PM
It's hard to picture.

Did someone entrap you? They pointed to the pup and said "What's that one's name?" And you said "General Lee"..?

Or were you calling out to the pup, trying to keep it in line, and you said "General Lee"..?

Have you though of contacting a news organization to see if there's interest in having this published? "Rebel News"..?

When the Confederacy invades and every minute counts, the Ontario police are just seconds away.

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MidEngineManiac MAR 02, 01:54 PM
Actually, the General was shitting on a liberal front lawn. 2 blocks away. I know the prick.

I have poopy bags...but "General Lee, good boy. Get you a treat for that one."

Lift your leg on them ??? yeh' ill piss on them too. Gotta find a way to do it without getting arrested, though.

Good pup. You want the bacon or cheese strips ?
williegoat MAR 02, 01:56 PM
Is the other one named "Specific Lee"?
MidEngineManiac MAR 02, 02:05 PM
Addicus. Dont ask, that one was Kim's choice.

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I donno dude. I've tried lke hell to teach my son, but the kid seems just unable to handle weapons or motorcycles.

He is however, very good at barking and chewing the crap out of Milwakee radio.

I know, my fault. I left it on the floor for 120 minutes, the radio attacked him and he defended himself....

Yeh.

I still have shoes...slippers. Lets not talk about that.

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Jake_Dragon MAR 02, 02:42 PM
I have had a lot of cats, was in a bad location and they were always getting dumped at the church down the street.
So we wouldn't get very creative with the names. I was walking around my neighborhood calling for blackie one night and a truck pulls up.
Nice guy but he cautioned me about being out after dark calling for Blackie in that part of the neighborhood. I thanked him for his concern and told him the only one that has anything to worry about tonight is the stupid cat I could not find.
He said to be careful and I told him 96% of being careful is being prepared and that I would be ok. Couple of minutes later I found the little **** up a pine tree.

Now would I walk around yelling for Blackie after dark today? probably not the little **** ran out into traffic. But Whitey is still out there somewhere But I left him in Florida 7 years ago now.
williegoat MAR 02, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Jake_Dragon:

I have had a lot of cats, was in a bad location and they were always getting dumped at the church down the street.
So we wouldn't get very creative with the names. I was walking around my neighborhood calling for blackie one night and a truck pulls up.
Nice guy but he cautioned me about being out after dark calling for Blackie in that part of the neighborhood. I thanked him for his concern and told him the only one that has anything to worry about tonight is the stupid cat I could not find.
He said to be careful and I told him 96% of being careful is being prepared and that I would be ok. Couple of minutes later I found the little **** up a pine tree.

Now would I walk around yelling for Blackie after dark today? probably not the little **** ran out into traffic. But Whitey is still out there somewhere But I left him in Florida 7 years ago now.


I was walking through the park one day when I heard a guy with a Mexican accent shout "Guerro! Come here!"

I gave the guy my best "Taxi Driver" look and he pointed to his little blond Chihuahua.
Wichita MAR 02, 05:57 PM
“There has never been a shortage of people eager to draw up blueprints for running other people’s lives.”

-Thomas Sowell
rinselberg MAR 02, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:

Actually, the General was shitting on a liberal front lawn. 2 blocks away. I know the prick.

I have poopy bags...but "General Lee, good boy. Get you a treat for that one."

Lift your leg on them ??? yeh' ill piss on them too. Gotta find a way to do it without getting arrested, though.

Good pup. You want the bacon or cheese strips ?
MidEngineManiac MAR 03, 01:18 AM
Dont really give a damn, Rinsey.

For the most part, there is no such thing as a bad dog. Sure as hell not a reason to call out jackboots with guns. But then I'm not willing to sieze your bank account over a bouncy castle either.

No, I am probably not going to shoot your ankle-biter, not going to pull a knife on him either. I'm really not that "afraid for my life" and feel the need to "get home safe" and feel no need whatsoever to call cops on pups or kittens.

As for some of them..ya know, that thing folks pee their pants over ? The Rottie 3 streets over ?. Try some milk bones in your pocket. I knew the little b-turd when his eyes were still closed. Yes, you are going to get your little finger chewed. Your going to get your foot peed on when he is a baby. Probably slobbered all over too. And dog farts, holey christ that guy will gas out of the house.

None of those are a reason to call the gestappo or use a weapon. Your scared ? Thats your problem, not mine.

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Oh, yeh. Almost forgot....and the rest of them too.

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