This July 1st/4th...

1st of all, sending Kim home with 24 of these high-octane "Wobbly pops" things was a bad idea....2nd of all, there is a reason I havent regularly drank Bourbon or Irish in years...I have no idea where it went then try and stand up and I found it again...Ya know how fast alceeeeehhooolll-infused pink lemonade or sweet tea goes down ? Yeh.

But most off all....which ONE of you is too dam lazy to put a motor on an alligator ???? Yes I know I live on a river with 15-foot sturgeon going through it...

I'm not near drunk enough to try to paddle one...now if one of you mechanics want to try and strap a Johnson to it ass....I miiiggghhhhttttt be convinced to try....

[This message has been edited by MidEngineManiac (edited 07-03-2023).]