Exercising a Demon (Page 1/1)
Doug85GT OCT 10, 01:41 AM
I laughed for a long time when I saw this video.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Al..._got_nothing_to_say/
williegoat OCT 10, 09:41 AM
Many years ago, I dated a girl who was raised in the Pentecostal church. She called me one night and said the devil was leaving "sexual" sounds on her answering machine, and wanted me to come over to "keep her company". I told her that I couldn't because I needed to go to work in the morning. The next day, her mother called me to tell me that she was literally hauled away by the men in white coats. I visited her in the behavioral health wing of the hospital a couple of times, but never saw her again.
rinselberg OCT 10, 10:09 AM
I think any Demon can benefit from cardiovascular exercise. Even a Demon who's already "fit as a fiddle" by most people's standards.
williegoat OCT 10, 10:21 AM
When I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be about the forum's recent exorcism.