And now for this impotent message from the White House: (Page 1/2)
williegoat APR 18, 07:48 PM


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"Ain't no rest for the whiskers."

randye APR 18, 10:28 PM
BUT WAIT...THAT'S NOT ALL !!!

Here's a bonus peek inside the head of our p-resident:



"You can't even visit a New Guinea 7-11 without a slight cannibal accent."

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Valkrie9 APR 19, 03:24 PM
' Biden_Joe knows very well that the genitalia are the delicacies of the New Guinea Cannibal tribes, deep in the mountainous jungle.
A Cruel Fate ~ Michael Rockefeller, a factoid in Biden_Joe's brain, embellished to heroism, self aggrandization, narcissism gone wrong, a psychopathic lunatic, a drooling imbecile, a pedophile with a election in a raincoat, yanking it.
' Gee, ya think he's a jerk-off ? '
' Biden_Joe, stop with the blarney, enough with your jerk-off fantasies, your delusions of grandeur ! '
fjb and the bs he rode in on ! '

' First Contact with Cannibal Tribes of Papua ~ Some truth, reality, unlike the horse sheet Biden_Joe trades in, and why everything he touches turns to sheet, ' The man with the manure touch ! ' '

' First Australian Encounter ~ First Contact !
The cannibals that et Rockefeller, true story ! '

First Contact - the Book !
The truth is, they were shot because they didn't know about boomsticks !
Kept trying to axe the whitemans !

The origin of the epithet ' Hey man ! Eat a dick, man ! ' ~ 1930 Papua New Guinea
Geez ! How pathetic is Biden_Joe, a lying politician stuttering more blarney, an utter charlatan, ' He's so full of sheet.. ! '
Valkrie9 APR 19, 03:58 PM
Biden_Joe, calling the kitchen switchboard from his hotel suite.
' I didn't say dementia, I said enema ! '
Biden_Joe suffering from dementia, and constipation, requesting a shower implement.
' Everything he touches turns to sheet '
' Yeah, he stinks of sheet, a yellow peril ! '
' Biden_Joe, heralded as the turd pretendadent of the United States of America '
New York Times headline !
Huge
Wichita APR 19, 05:07 PM

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Valkrie9 APR 19, 06:17 PM
Charged with arson by Alvin Bragg while recovering in the hospital burn unit, ' Your insurance refuses to cover the bill, self inflicted isn't in the agreement '
' You think you were effed before.. '
Valkrie9 APR 20, 08:37 AM


The fella with the East Indian accent, working the till at 7-11.
' Hey ! That was the guy that bought two bottles of barbecue starter ! Told me to keep the change ! '
A mere block away from the courthouse square, so convenient !
Patrick APR 20, 08:40 PM

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Hilarious.

You haven't posted in quite a while... and this is what you felt would be worthwhile returning here to share? A mentally deranged individual sets fire to himself... dies... and you think it's joke material? Damn...
randye APR 27, 02:50 AM
Valkrie9 APR 29, 04:50 PM

That's gotta be Ai !