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jetman
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OCT 31, 03:41 AM
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! It's the Three Stooges! All my favorite quotes!
Curly,,,,"Don't look now but we're about to be killed!"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Knight,,,,,"Gentlemen, the Queen requests your presence."
Curly,,,,,,,"We have no presents,,,all the stores were closed".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,,"This coffee tastes like paint".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,"Oh look,,,you bent the chisel".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Larry,,,,,,"Oh I've been smart all along, only you didn't know it."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,:This fish looks like Moe"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,,,"Remind me to murder you later"
Curly,,,,,"Oh, I'll make a note of it".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Gaurd,,,,,,"Announce yourselves to the Queen"
Larry,,,,,,"Your Majesty, we are the Three Fallen Knights".
Curly,,,,,,"Our days aren't so hot either".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Larry,,,,,"Do you smell rubbish burning?"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,,"Why don't you get yourself a toupee with brains".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,"Thats my favorite dollar, I grew it from a cent".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Larry,,,,,"Sounds like there is a bear down there".
Moe,,,,,,"Now how can there be a bear down that well"?
Curly,,,,,,"Its barely possible".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,,"I would beat your brains in,,,if you had any".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Larry,,,,,"One of us is crazy , and its not you."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,"I'm trying to think but nothing happens".
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Larry,,,,,,"This place reminds me of the reform school."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,,,"I'll tear your tonsils out and tie em around your neck for a bow-tie!!"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,�Don�t look now, but we�re about to be killed.�
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Larry,,,,,"When it comes to cookin' , I'm the 'Cat's Meow !!"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,"I got a tapeworm and that's good enough for him"!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,, "Whada you doin'?"
Curly,,,,,, "I'm makin' a Western Surprise"
Moe ,,,,,, "There's no liquor in that...."
Curly,,,,,,"THAT'S THE SURPRISE!!!!!!!"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Larry,,,,,"Look......bent to fit the head!"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,"Did ya' lock the door?"
Curly,,,,"Yeah, TWICE. Once this way, (to the right), and once that way,(to the left)"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,"Well I reckon that if there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,"Oh a wiseguy eh? I oughta mash ya like a potata"!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Larry,,,,,,"I ain't afraid of that fathead."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,"I haven't been to the circus since I was in the fourth grade."
Moe,,,,,,,"Yeah. That was LAST YEAR !!"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,,"All for one"!
Larry,,,,,"One for all"!
Curly,,,,,,"I'll take care of myself"!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,,"Were you wearin a pink tie? No, then here's your lip."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,,"Is there any gas in the tank?"
Larry,,,,,,"I don't know..It points half way, I can't tell if it's half empty or half full"!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,"Vise? I have no vise. I'm as pure as the driven snow."
Moe,,,,,,,"But you drifted."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Curly,,,,,"Say what would you do if you could hold the queens hand?"
Larry,,,,,"That depends when the king is expected home."
Curly,,,,,"Oh, a wise guy."
Larry,,,,,,"No, a bridge expert."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe, Larry, Curly,,,,,,"NIAGRA FALLS?!?! Slowly I turned, step by step..."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe,,,,,"Get the Dynamite. I knew we'd have to use it for something."
Curly,,,,,"HEY !! You're not gonna BLAST ?"
Moe,,,,,"What would YOU DO?"
Curly,,,,,"I'd blast !"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light" and "hockey withdraw pains"[This message has been edited by jetman (edited 06-21-2023).]
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84Bill
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OCT 31, 03:51 AM
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Love those guys.
Curly,,,,,"Say what would you do if you could hold the queens hand?"
Larry,,,,,"That depends when the king is expected home."
Curly,,,,,"Oh, a wise guy."
Larry,,,,,,"No, a bridge expert."
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DjDraggin
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OCT 31, 04:32 AM
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Ahh to of grew up on them.. Even as much as my dad loathed them!! I loved and still love the stooges, And its not even my type of comedy but I still die laughing everytime I see them on TV...
Funny lil tid bit of info.. Curly's sister lived 4 houses up the street from me, and my dad knew the whole family really well.. And yeah the whole family is that damn weird!!
Curly just so happened to be my fav stooge!! Wish I had the chance to of met them. My grandpa has a pic somewhere with the three of them, but hes 96 so good luck ever finding it, LOL (ohh and this is in St Louis of all places!!) Great memories!!!------------------
Ferrari 308 GTB rebody on a modified 86SE chasis Soon to have a highly hooped up 3800SC..Ohh yeah baby!!
Contacts _ AIM / Zildjianfx _ Yahoo / djdraggin
Remember, always brush your milk, drink your teeth, dont do sleep and get eight hours of drugs.
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jetman
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OCT 31, 04:42 AM
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Here's some more, laughing so hard, I'm crying, oh too much. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Shemp,,,,"Gee Moe, I'm sorry Moe. What Moe can a fella say? That's all there is, there ain't no Moe." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Curly,,,,"Hey Moe....what does blood taste like???....Hmmmm, not bad..tastes like ketchup!!!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Moe,,,,,...."Wait, Wait, Wait. We're gettin' no place fast." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Shemp,,,,,"If ya aint gotta gun for me, what'd bring me along for???"
Moe,,,,,"For bait"......SMACK!!! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Curly,,,,"Meet me in the gymnasium next to the dumbbells. You'll know which is me, I got a hat!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Shemp,,,,"Am I a good detective? See that heel? I ran that down!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Moe,,,,,"You mean you'll really marry him?"
Miss Dinkelmeyer,,,,,"Oh, Yes !! Why he's my little ole dreamboat !!"
Shemp,,,,,,"You're little dreamboat is salin' !!! Whooo !!Whooo!!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Larry,,,,"Did he break your nose?"
Moe,,,,"No...."
Larry,,,,,"That's too bad!!!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Moe,,,,,,"What's the idea of packin' the phone?"
Curly,,,,,,,"In case we get a call while we're gone." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Curly,,,,,"I shot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care. I get my arrows wholesale!!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Shemp,,,,,"Moe, Larry,,,I'm surrounded!!!!!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Curly,,,,,,"Moe Larry,,,the cheese, the cheese!" "Rogueford?,,,no Limberger!"
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fierogirls-mom
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OCT 31, 07:58 AM
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Did they have an all day Three Stooges Marathon today? [This message has been edited by fierogirls-mom (edited 10-31-2004).]
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fogglethorpe
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OCT 31, 08:19 AM
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Judge: Let's cut the vernacular.
Curly (in the witness stand): Vernacular? It's a doiby! (pointing to hat)Larry: Moe, these water pipes are all full of wires!
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Bazooka
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OCT 31, 02:58 PM
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Unsuspecting Fiero Owner
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jetman
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NOV 01, 08:46 PM
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| quote | | Originally posted by fierogirls-mom: Did they have an all day Three Stooges Marathon today? |
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No, I actually drank a triple shot latte coffee and was all buzzing on cafiene when I started to write down all the famous lines from the stooges. I then found this site called Stoogeworld and I got carried away. Drank a Dr. Pepper and was screaming buzzing on caffiene, look at the time of the posts, found another stooge site called Lunkhead's zone, strictly stooges . Nyuk nyuk nyuk Larry,,,,,"Sorry Moe, we thought you were a fish".
Moe ,,,,,"Do I look like a sucker"?! Oh, I don't know, maybe I just needed a break from it all, type up some stooge lines for everyone to get a kick out of. [This message has been edited by jetman (edited 11-02-2004).]
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Jake85SE
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NOV 02, 01:32 AM
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Just happened to notice that you refered to them as Moe, Larry, Curly. I know that in the Akron/Cleveland area that everyone refers to the 3 stooges as Larry Curly and Moe. Apparently some disc jockey or local t.v. host said it that way many many moons ago and it stuck around here. From what I have heard we (Akron/Cleveland Ohio people) are the only ones who refer to them in that order. I've been told that this is a sure-fire way of telling if someone is from this area. Just a lil tidbit of info you might like!
Jake
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jetman
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NOV 02, 07:40 PM
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Here are some more for the stooge fan! Curly,,,,,"Wake up and go to sleep !"
Larry,,,,,"What'd ya' waking me up for ?!?!"
Curly,,,,,"Ya' snore like a roarin' LION !"
Larry,,,,"I DO NOT! I stayed awake all last night to see if I snored , ....and I DIDN'T !
Curly,,,,."That's Different." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "Calling Doctor Howard!,,, Doctor Fine!,,,,Doctor Howard!!" (another classic) Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Larry,,,,"And what might yer name be ,Lass?"
Christine,,,,,"Perhaps you've heard of it. 'Tis 'Lorna Dune' ."
Shemp,,,,,,"Hi ,Lorna. How 'ya doin?" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,,"A Tarantula! Whooo whooo whooo" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "Niagara Falls,,, Slowly we turned,,,," (a classic) Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,,,"Republican"
Larry,,,,,"Democrat"
Curly,,,, "He's a PEDESTRIAN" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,"We're the best plumbers that ever plumbed a plumb!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,"Spread out lunkheads"! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Customer,,,,," I'll have scrambled eggs and toast".
Moe,,,,," Adam and Eve on a raft"!
Customer,,,," Scramble those eggs".
Moe,,,,,"Wreck 'em!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Gentleman,,,,,"Are you sure that this work is in competent hands?
Curly,,,,,,"Certainly,,,,we're all incompetent" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Larry,,,,"We're trapped like rats !!"
Moe,,,,,"Speak for yourself !" (SMACK) Edit for,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Delighted , Devastated , and Delapidated" [This message has been edited by jetman (edited 11-02-2004).]
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