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2.5
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JUN 14, 02:58 PM
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This stuff interests me, sometimes depending on who is talking, but sometimes just what they say. Many times just because I like some of their tunes.
Not sure if you find it interesting too. If you have anything similar to post, that you think might go, please do. Doesn't have to be funny or have a meaning. Everybody finds different things interesting. 
Here's a few with Roth
There may be profanity
[This message has been edited by 2.5 (edited 06-14-2021).]
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Raydar
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JUN 14, 10:00 PM
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There was an interview/podcast featuring Sammy Hagar, that I posted here, elsewhere. It was quite enjoyable.
If anyone is interested, I'll see if I can dig it back up.
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Jake_Dragon
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JUN 15, 02:17 AM
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What stories those eyes tell me.
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sourmash
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JUN 15, 09:52 AM
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Jake_Dragon
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JUN 15, 09:56 AM
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williegoat
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JUN 15, 10:24 AM
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One of my favorite musician's stories:
I had dinner with Nappy Brown once, years ago, and he was telling us stories of playing with Jimmy Reed, who was a notorious drunk. He said that one night Jimmy was so drunk that he got four words in to his first song, "Baby What You Want Me To Do?", and fell flat on his face.[This message has been edited by williegoat (edited 06-15-2021).]
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2.5
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JUN 15, 02:11 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Raydar:
There was an interview/podcast featuring Sammy Hagar, that I posted here, elsewhere. It was quite enjoyable.
If anyone is interested, I'll see if I can dig it back up. |
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2.5
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JUN 15, 02:16 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by williegoat:
One of my favorite musician's stories:
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 Thats fun stuff
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2.5
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JUN 15, 02:45 PM
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"How many rockstars does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them."
-David Lee Roth[This message has been edited by 2.5 (edited 06-15-2021).]
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Jake_Dragon
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JUN 15, 03:47 PM
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21 of the best drummer jokes ever
Why 21 you ask? What, you expect us to actually count to a normal number?
1. How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
2. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
3. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"
4. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
5. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart could've done it.
6. How do you get a drummer off of your porch?
Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza.
7. Why didn't the Little Drummer Boy get into heaven?
Because he woke up the baby, for Christ's sake!
8. What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
9. What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
10. What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
11. "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer."
12. Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.
13. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
14. How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it.
15. An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
16. What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
"Would you like fries with that, sir?
17. What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
18. An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."
19. Why do drummers have lots of kids?
They're not too good at the Rhythm Method.
20. What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?
Back up.
21. What did the drummer say to the band leader?
"Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"Click to show
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