Alone: The Shpw do not open if you care (Page 1/1) ls3mach JUL 03, 03:50 AM Got to do a stint in the hospital. Powered through Alone. THC show. No idea how it relates to history with the exception of maybe primitive tools? Pussies. All men 10 vs all first episode. Last the longest 500k. Bring 10 items plus whatever they made you take. Maybe 30 days at best. Very north. Vancouver Island I think like 1-3season's. Theyv were all to make year long arrangements. I come home because I missed my wife without 500k I should've stayed she's gonna murder me. Not the wild. Jokes aside. No one made it crap. Then they added, where you go find your person and survive together. Most out before they found each other. 1 stationary. The other with compass and bearing. I haven't scouted since a youth. I bet I figure a compass out actual. They mostly all "hurt" themselves. It always starts with "these are trained survival experts" One setup a guy killing the world. Left. Missed his special lady friend. Lewbowski references... Running water. Cooking camp. Boat. House. Living more lavish than I. Guy left. Seasons go. Everyone really sucks. No women wins. 100 day contest starts. 10 people. 100 days. Period 1 milly. The woman who bested all other pulled medically. Frostbite. 9 days left cut it off I'll look weird in flops. BS cut off a tie a million duckets. Eff you. I got 9 days. I'll hole up. Don't read if care or haven't seen. By this point should've. They send in a groups of 3. Gift them a kill. Noting but clothes. This is considered a spin off. I stint boy it. 1st episode. 2 men. A woman. 1st dude done 24 hours. 2nd ends 72 and less. Lady is out her hauling a Moose Ox carcass away from camp due to bear danger. 125lbs estimate. 135lb girl, estimate. My wife weighed 96 when I met and 105. 2 men left this woman. This isn't a sexual nonsense. I weighed 2x my wife. These were allegedly grown men. I don't think sex is why she wasn't capable. Physically she wasn't there. She made the 30 day challenge. See they changed it again. I actually believe they changed it for a weird thing. I think Mike MeM as much as he acts like he hates people I think a guy like Mj Don if he didn't care about the money just does it. Maybe it's past both their times, who can say. They stop doing cold stuff. Then they send 3 out to my home country. No tools, but 3. Louisiana. They give them a big game kill. 1st gator. They got a musk ox a d something else huge in the artic intentionally gifted. Gator is my jam, it's no gift. gator is tough to butcher. It'd put one on fire. That isn't my specialty, but fine. I'd put one butchering. it'd eff this up, but I've probably ate as much gator as anyone here. I know edible meat. Is put me last. Possessing that meat isn't my jam. Shelter and be fine, but I think any scrub can n figure. Some make it some don't. There's like 2-3 episodes there. I'm guessing between Shreveport and Alexandria. My uncle has never lived anywhere else. Put him and I together 30 days easy. Send your faulty. We don't care about the 3rd or anyone else. Send us into a bayou with 10 tools, we just live there now. These guys taking about humidity is high. 85% is low. Scared of rain. They had 2 days without it, I've never experienced a day it didn't. Got down to 54F I wear shorts and flops still. No shirt. Grandmother all pissed heater on. One guy quit saying he grew up bayou. Go listen to your CCR. Head back to California or wherever. That's where CCR is from dont think they've ever seen one. Shane the couldn't just be like their role models beach boys. Anyone. All cry babies in Louisiana. I have to say no tools that's a bad way. 3 people ? Gators. They're effing scary. Not them exactly. First one i/we caught i. 6-8. Tied it's mouth with leather. Walked it around and videoed us on a 900ln camera. Dropped it in the tub to release the next morning. They are a nuisance animal. Kill them at will if that do something. This was barely 5'. We caught 200 fish tvs4 day on our lines. Illegal to kill. Again illegal. I went to get him out the tub. He can't open. His hiss was petrifying. I swim with these guys. Eyes under safe. Eyes up get out. 20MPH. On land. Grown folk aren't prey. They're opportunistic. Dogs. Kitties. Moving on a person leaves virtually immediately. Gator even preserved not holding 2 men for a month. Especially these 2. I kill a gator. They didn't have to. It rains always there. Get a goose. Someone gets wood and water. Try fishing. Make sone traps. Don't move otherwise. 50F and you're crying? Kurtz woke up 45F in our house all windows open. 2nd crowd in Louisiana got a much worse animal. Freaking wild boar. Harder kill, for sure, but they didn't kill it, it was vortec for the challenge. Worse meat. Maybe heavier? Leaner? For sure stringier. Pelt vs gator skin... I mess with gators over them everytime. Bothered me about the whole thing. These people going on about how advanced, ingenious, and whatever else they thought our primitive ancestors were. Then whole worshipping the land. Wore me slick. Worst was how much they thought alligators evolved. The people with limited tools and weapons weren't living life anything like we do. They were surviving. The fact you willingly had them taken away doesn't make you a survivor. They were using the best technology that they had to the same as we do daily. The fact that we can still use theirs is not making us special it's proving the point. Throw a 9000 year a phone. Some things eat meat. Some eat plants. Some both. My experience. Whatever you can and don't die or sick. If sick probably not again. I say probably, you've all drank too mitch whiskey. Alligators haven't evolved to speak of. The claws they have likely to get on wet or mossy rocks for food or heat. As Darwin described that's evolution. Otherwise virtually the same creature . Much like the alligator gar. . A dinosaur fish