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MidEngineManiac
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JAN 06, 02:24 PM
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rinselberg
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JAN 06, 03:33 PM
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"You're gonna need a bigger jar . . ."[This message has been edited by rinselberg (edited 01-06-2022).]
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TheDigitalAlchemist
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JAN 06, 04:23 PM
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I don't buy any of that story. (Well, the part of her being hospitalized...) Not even gonna toss in any puns or such. She got rich doing that and now wants to keep some buzz going till her next dumb (yet lucrative) idea.
same situation as that bathwater or old, used undies...
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82-T/A [At Work]
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JAN 06, 06:35 PM
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Look, I know everyone has their thing... some of it's weird, some of it's innocent.
But WTF? Under what circumstance would anyone want to have a fart in a jar, whether it's from a hot girl, or an overweight homeless man with IBS (if there is such a thing).
Logistically, I'm also curious how you get that fart in there. Do you eat a lot, and then fart when you're in the tub so the bubbles go up into a jar that's filled with water (displacing it)?
And what exactly happens to the jar when the person gets it... do they like, open the jar and sniff it? Why would anyone want that?
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Valkrie9
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JAN 06, 07:32 PM
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Fetishes.
What turns a crank, gets a rise, tweaks a thought.
Weird things, idiosyncrasies, the feather duster tickle, the snap of a strap.
Buttons needing pressing.
' She's so hot, she could sell farts ! '
Gee Whizz,
since that's true, there are some strange freaks out there on the Pacific Coast, lol !
Completely Normal, a passion for the fine things, wine women and song, in moderation.
Huffing farts from a jar however, not so much, aberrations, far off the end of the bell curve.
lol !
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randye
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JAN 06, 11:14 PM
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"Fart in a jar" you say?
What a slacker.
One of the participants in this thread actually had packages of POOP, (feces, dung, excrement) mailed to me and to a former member of PFF.
He still denies he did it however the guy that was paid to mail the poop packages revealed his name long ago.
The same slimy a-hole that paid to have the poop packages "anonymously" mailed also recently attempted another lowlife "revenge" tactic on this forum that fortunately blew up in his face.[This message has been edited by randye (edited 01-06-2022).]
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Valkrie9
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JAN 07, 08:22 AM
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Delicately wrapped in tinfoil and bow-ties ! A matched pair, a present for You !
Bastages !
I Still Love you Baby !
When I Walk, I Talk the Talk !
Monica ! !
Oh !
Oh !
Now I see why !
41 million bid on the Blue Dress !
The root of why man became interested in spatial geometry, the curvature of space, time, reality, women, truth, math, the Universe.
Well lubricated Cuban See-Gars and a snifter of Napoleon Brandy, then, a blissful end to a day of high politics, whew !
Farts in a can ! Oh how droll !
 [This message has been edited by Valkrie9 (edited 01-08-2022).]
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otakudude
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JAN 08, 05:33 AM
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And to think. All this time I've been giving them away for free!
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Valkrie9
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JAN 08, 07:55 AM
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Valkrie9
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JAN 09, 08:55 AM
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Wait for it !
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