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MidEngineManiac
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JAN 31, 12:34 PM
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olejoedad
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JAN 31, 02:30 PM
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They should learn to spell.......
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williegoat
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JAN 31, 05:34 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by olejoedad:
They should learn to spell....... |
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Maybe she's a doctor, and maybe she has no patients because...well...she's a granny...with balls...metallic balls.[This message has been edited by williegoat (edited 01-31-2022).]
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cvxjet
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JAN 31, 06:52 PM
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That is my kind of granny!
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Valkrie9
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JAN 31, 07:20 PM
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Door person, a bouncer, see ?
Last line of defense, forty years of experience in the security trade, retired special services, decades in the military.
Note the unexpected glom of the disguise, revealing the culprit's identity, making off with the free stuff.
Heard over the p.a....' Cleanup in aisle 99 ! '
Beware the pensioners with hockey sticks, crosschecking since the days of Eddie Shack, a Stanley Cup winner !
Ixnay wit de rip off, aye ?
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Valkrie9
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JAN 31, 07:53 PM
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A better plan, next time !
Pulled the cart past the exit door, went to retrieve the bicycle, stashed there to avoid being ripped off, the bicycle stolen.
' I had thought that I could make a getaway along the un-plowed sidewalk with the 90 lbs of goodies, pursued by a patrol car. '
Picture the thief pedaling pell mell through the frozen slush, ' Stop the bike John, we're charging you this time ! '
Comedy from the desperate lives of the ' specially informed ', too real.
The Heists.
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