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Pray for Preying Mantis', the eaters of the crickets.
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Sure, it's real.
Delusionals really do exist, that is why you can see them on social media, expressing what they believe, however false.
That person, emoting in panic and fear is not living in reality, it is a construct of a malfunctioning noodle.
A sedation, calming herbal tea, a few hours among the crickets on a futon, watching African predators hunting and eating, on a big screen tv.
Spreading diatomaceous earth to control the insects, the creepy crawly centipedes and crickets, spiders, ants.
Then, secure and safe from insect aggression, a good night's sleep free from insect dreams, only to wake in the city of uncertainty, Dempartie 22-1007.
Why, at any moment, you could be randomly attacked for your equity !
Fear the crickets, the harbingers of Doom !


....Reading the vid comments had me cracking up laughing, ' Buy a frog ! '
lol
Get a frog with a call you like.
Crickets at the pond

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36 crickets ! Should I let them stay ? lol
A trained chorus line kicking it, serenading the..the....of undetermined pronoun.
Sort of resembles, reminds me, of Audrey Hepburn, in the '50s, and more recently, Natalie Portman.
Shad Fly seasonal swarming, maybe mute the sound.
Almost biblical in scale, I can remember driving, in the '70s, into town from the south, all the street lights were entirely covered by massive hordes of the flying bugs, the city in darkness.
Creeped me out, a few days later, they used firehoses and bucket loaders to clean the masses of bugs from the buildings and streets.
One day they may find some nutritional snacks, delicacies, crunchy recipes and wholesome green goodness from the tons of flying bugs.
Amazing what humans will eat if they are starving because of a global crop failure, results of a war, a nuke war.

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' The maître d'hôtel dropped the plates on our table,
I became faint of heart, swooning into my wicker chair, a kerchief at my mouth as I felt I might vomit ! '
Gack !

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See ?
Those people are way ahead of the curve, anticipating large growth in their bug harvesting and culinary innovations.
Mmmnn mmn good green !
Substitute fillings
Bugs Ruling the Galaxy
It is said, the bugs on Klendathu taste just like lobster, when cooked properly.
' Indeed, with our very lives to ensure that human civilizations, not insect, dominates this Galaxy now and always ! '


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[ Damsel in Distress ]
So, I keep getting, um, crickets in my house, I don't know why, I've never had a cricket problem before, but I looked it up and apparently it's, it's, really bad luck to kick them out of your house, like you're not supposed to kick them out of your house. But like what am I supposed to do ?
' Like let you stay here ? '
Now there's like 36 crickets running around, because I did kick out one, and let me tell you, I had a really, really, horrible week after that, and now they're just running around and I'm like,
' Please move, I just want to make a piece of toast and you're in my way ! '
and I open a cabinet it's just like
' Oh hey cricket that I can't kick out of my house, can you please just leave, I don't want to kick you out, I just want to ask you nicely to leave ! '
My house is just infested with crickets there's nothing I can do about it.
[ Jimminy ]
Soon as I saw there was no one about, I made myself at home !

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