A dream that MJ can appreciate... (Page 1/1)
82-T/A [At Work] JUL 12, 08:58 AM

Last night, I dreamt that I was a Marine, one of the special Ninja units. I don't remember what you call them, but they don't refer to themselves as ninjas, but it's a training regiment that certain Marines can apply to be a part of, and it becomes one of their additional skills or assessments (help me out here MJ), and it's sanctioned by the Marines. I think it's all Jujitsu.

Anyway, I was a new Marine recruit, and I was supposed to be on PT. The funny thing is, I was with one of my friends from high school (whom I haven't seen in 20 years) who ended up actually becoming a Marine. Anyway, we were both supposed to go to PT and do some ninja stuff. I was just unloading my suitcase, and couldn't find any of my gear. I was looking for my official Marine "Gi" outfit (there is no such thing), and I couldn't find it in my bag. So I figured I would then dress in my normal PT Marine outfit, which I also couldn't find at all... I couldn't find anything. So I went to the local eXchange (now totally late for PT), hoping I could buy the clothes I needed for PT. They only had NAVY stuff, and it was mostly dress stuff, and not even the exercise stuff. I was so stressed out, so I went back to my barracks and then tried to dress into anything, and was going to go to PT, only to find out it was over and I had just missed it.

And then woke up totally stressed out. Hahah...

Note: I am not, nor have I ever served in the military.
Raydar JUL 12, 09:14 AM
And I thought that I had strange dreams...
A_Lonely_Potato JUL 12, 02:48 PM
just a few days ago, maybe a week, i had a dream that i went through a very long process of selling my fiero! i woke up extremely sad and frustrated with myself, saying over and over "you idiot why would you DO that???". i realized it was a dream after a minute or so...
Patrick JUL 12, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:

And then woke up totally stressed out.



Todd, perhaps reduce your consumption of Vienna Sausage before retiring for the evening.

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Jake_Dragon JUL 12, 06:27 PM
I have had dreams of being AWOL and woke up stressed only to realize I wasn't in the Navy anymore.

Ninja!!
82-T/A [At Work] JUL 13, 07:52 AM
Yeah, it's definitely a first for me... but I'm always having weird dreams.

Patrick, those Vienna Sausages are really good, but I haven't eaten them since I left that office about 5-6 years ago.

No ninja dreams with ninjas like that... but it would be much better if there were.
maryjane JUL 13, 11:19 PM
MidEngineManiac JUL 14, 10:29 AM
Or a nightmare....

Male US Marine at Camp Lejeune in a Skirt -

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