Lost My Paperclip (Page 1/2)
TheDigitalAlchemist OCT 07, 05:19 PM
Great... I seem to have lost my paperclip somehow.

Here's a recent photo:




and here is another pic - (my paperclip resting next to a smaller one):




I also made a quick sketch:




If you happen to find it, please let me know....


Thanks in advance!

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Patrick OCT 07, 05:28 PM

Uh oh... how ya going to check your Trouble Codes now?
MidEngineManiac OCT 07, 05:30 PM
ROTFLMAO !!

Ya know its your own fault.

Paperclips like fresh country air, and you wont find that anywhere close to New York.

Did you feed it today ?

Give it fresh water ?

Stroke it's steel and tell it how everything will be OK

Even scratch it belly....er inside curve....er...WHAT-ever, it still needs stroking.

Please call 1-866-paper-clip abuser and our agents will be happy to get your paper-clip home again, for only $999.99, which comes with a full guarantee. If our services dont get your paper-clip home within 180 days, we will send you a new FREE replacement paper-clip.

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Cheever3000 OCT 07, 05:59 PM
That ranks right up there with a broken donut.
theogre OCT 07, 11:59 PM
maryjane OCT 08, 02:56 PM
I have your paperclip and I am holding it hostage.He's restrained but in good health...for now. If you ever want to see him again, send me $100. I'm not bluffing. The last person that ignored my demand ended up with just a picture of a twisted up mass of wire. Midnight Tuesday, I start cuttin...

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TheDigitalAlchemist OCT 09, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by theogre:




Heh, was hoping to see him pop up in here.
TheDigitalAlchemist OCT 09, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by maryjane:

I have your paperclip and I am holding it hostage.He's restrained but in good health...for now. If you ever want to see him again, send me $100. I'm not bluffing. The last person that ignored my demand ended up with just a picture of a twisted up mass of wire. Midnight Tuesday, I start cuttin...






Nice try...but I can tell that's not MY paperclip.
ls3mach OCT 09, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by theogre:




That cute little bastard brought systems to a crawl.
williegoat OCT 09, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by ls3mach:


That cute little bastard brought systems to a crawl.


That is a fact. The first time that twisted twit stuck his nose in my business, I spent the rest of the day plotting his demise. I was bound and determined that I would not rest until he was dead and buried.