Just had an awful thought (Page 1/1)
MidEngineManiac OCT 11, 11:05 AM
One of the cats has picked up the habit of jumping up on me, nuzzling once or twice then licking my arm a few times before she jumps down.

What if she is not "just being affectionate". ?

What if she is checking to make sure the reserve food supply still smells and tastes OK ?
Raydar OCT 11, 01:52 PM
Awww... she won't eat much. At least not all at once.
cvxjet OCT 11, 05:29 PM
The guys at the morgue state, "Cat ladies are the easiest bodies to clean up- just wait a week or two and all you find are bones"

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MidEngineManiac OCT 15, 09:47 PM
That confirms it...she IS after the food content.

Thursday morning the dogs got into a scrap over a slice of bacon and who gets one first, and as I go to separate them the meowing demon shoots through, and I end up ass-over-teakettle bouncing off the floor. Which happens to be ceramic tile on concrete. NOT a lot of give to that.

Knee blown out (which I am used to, thats just normal for me. It'll heal, always does), hip sore as hell where I hit, and ankle twisted (so I thought)....2 days later it is STILL aching like hell and only the size of a football and all kinds of cute colors so I decided to get it checked out today.

Besides I hate sitting in the waiting room surfing the net on a phone, it turned out not too-too bad <yes, thats sarcasm>. Not a full-on break, only fractured. Which I have been limping around on for 2 days

I've come to the conclusion that the cat IS trying to kill me for the food and so the wife can collect the insurance. Jokes on her, I'm making the dog the beneficiary !!!!

And yes, as I am typing this the cat is on my lap, getting another taste of arm-meat.

<Edit>

Was gonna post a pic then thought better of it. I know some of you weirdos and I DONT wanna know where pics of man-ankle would end up !!!!

[This message has been edited by MidEngineManiac (edited 10-15-2022).]