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TheDigitalAlchemist
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APR 01, 11:48 PM
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What is your opinion(s) regarding them?
Do you enjoy your own? Do you have any personal rules regarding them? (NEVER fart on stairs!)
Have you ever actually witnessed any females "passing gas"?
wow, I can't even FIND the old skit where the girl travels underground in order to pass wind
10 Fieroforum bonus points if you can even find that clip
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MidEngineManiac
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APR 01, 11:59 PM
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Never fart in an elevator.
Never trust a Taco Bell fart unless you have fresh undies handy. Thats probably not a fart.
Don't eat MeM's chillie or rice-bean salad if you are going out.....for about 3 days. You will be screaming "holey sheet" in the morning, the plastic on the toilet seat is going to need replacing, and the porcelain in the bowl will be noticeably worn down.
Apart from that...toot away !
(WHAAATTTTT ????...Its just a little garlic, onions, black pepper and hot sauce. Not my fault if it kicks ya into the middle of next month.  )[This message has been edited by MidEngineManiac (edited 04-02-2023).]
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MidEngineManiac
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APR 02, 12:16 AM
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This one ?
or this ?
[This message has been edited by MidEngineManiac (edited 04-02-2023).]
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TheDigitalAlchemist
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APR 02, 12:52 AM
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No, it was some foreign commercial where the female student leaves class....goes down an elevator and *BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
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maryjane
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APR 02, 08:02 AM
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I don't remember ever seeing that clip anywhere, but being an old married man, I can assure you that women do indeed fart.
I DO try NOT to fart in the checkout line at grocery stores..
sometimes, one slips out.......
 [This message has been edited by maryjane (edited 04-02-2023).]
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Patrick
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APR 02, 06:32 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by maryjane:
I can assure you that women do indeed fart.
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Yep, especially the lactose intolerant ones!
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otakudude
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APR 03, 02:05 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:
Never fart in an elevator.
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maryjane
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APR 03, 12:10 PM
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Fats
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APR 09, 04:28 AM
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On a related note, my wife said I woke her up in the middle of the night last night asking if she heard something. She asked what, and I farted, loudly, and promptly went back to sleep.
I don't recall any of it, but it sounds like something I'd do. Usually I'll ask her if she smells popcorn though.
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Lambo nut
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APR 09, 01:46 PM
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Two people in an elevator, one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
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