Do I Want Dinner ? (Page 1/1) cliffw APR 18, 11:22 AM My Wife told me to call her on my way home, if I want dinner. I called her but got her answering bot. It said ... if you are my Husband, press 1. If you are another member of our family, press 2. If you are a salesman, hang up. After pressing 1, I was asked if I wanted her to make dinner. If you do, press one, if not, press 2. If you want to take me out for dinner, press 3. Again I pressed 1. I had choices. If you want steak, press 1. If you want beef stew, press 2. If you want fried chicken, press 3. If you want spaghetti , press 4. If you would like something else, press 5. The bot then asked what I would like as side dishes. Being allowed to choose more than one. For mashed potatoes, press1. For Texas fried potato fries, press 2. For spinach, press 3. For broccoli, press 4 For cauliflower, press 5. For brussel sprouts, press 6. The bot then asked me ... If you want dessert, press 1. If I wanted ... I lost my appetite.