Well eat sheet...for real (Page 1/1)
MidEngineManiac MAY 11, 10:15 PM
I dunno, wwwaaaayyyyyyy too much to work with there

https://www.zerohedge.com/m...ntaining-human-feces

So if ya OD on them it's a sheety way to go.

Take too many and ya are full of sheet.

[This message has been edited by MidEngineManiac (edited 05-11-2023).]

TheDigitalAlchemist MAY 12, 10:28 AM
I'd rather take those over the alternative delivery methods...
82-T/A [At Work] MAY 12, 10:43 AM
I was at an Afghan kabob place the other day... and my co-worker got some food that was different than mine, and it looked really good.

He knocked over his entire plate, and this really juicy piece of kabob chicken rolled onto the floor where everyone walks. The lady told us not to clean it up, that she would take care of it... so I was eyeing it for like 3-4 minutes. Finally, I said "F-it..." and picked it up, looked for hair and other foreign objects, and despite the objections to my co-workers who were there with me, I brushed it off with a napkin and ate it. It was delicious, even still a little bit warm. Three weeks before, I ate a 1.5+ year expired all-natural GoGo Squeeze apple-sauce that my wife was throwing out. It had apparently fermented and was really sour. I just assumed it was made from Granny Smith apples, but none the less, I ended up getting really drunk off of it.

Suffice it to say, I live fast and loose with my culinary habits... and I've got a stomach of iron. Haven't puked in like 2 decades, and have even been on antibiotics for like 6-months straight to prevent malaria when I was overseas for almost 7 months. I have proudly passed on this genetic advancement to my child (that can also eat anything and everything), whom I hope continues to spread this stellar DNA component to future generations (to be clear... I am not suggesting lots of partners, just that my daughter has lots of kids with whomever she marries).
maryjane MAY 14, 12:30 PM
balut..........and that's all I have to say about that.
cliffw MAY 15, 07:45 AM

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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:
... so I was eyeing it for like 3-4 minutes. Finally, I said "F-it..." and picked it up, looked for hair and other foreign objects, and despite the objections to my co-workers who were there with me, I brushed it off with a napkin and ate it. It was delicious, even still a little bit warm.



I am thinking, what took you so long ? You violated the 10 second rule, after you violated the five second rule, . I suppose it still belonged to your friend, for just so long, .


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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:
Suffice it to say, I live fast and loose with my culinary habits... and I've got a stomach of iron.
I have proudly passed on this genetic advancement to my child (that can also eat anything and everything), whom I hope continues to spread this stellar DNA component to future generations.



God made dirt. It don't hurt.

My thoughts Todd are it is not so much genetic. Many develop immunity from self behavior. Immunities of all kinds. Even Covid. A flu shot immunization is but just a small dose of flu.

When will we be able to sell our DNA ? Thought for the day.