A dystopian nightmare (Page 1/1) Valkrie9 JUL 26, 08:47 AM ' No, you may not, return to your seat please ! ' ~ flight attendant, perturbed that an unruly passenger would break the rules. Somewhere, in the flight attendant manual there is the caveat ' All passengers may urinate ! ' ' Make it so ! ' ~ Jean-Luc Picard ' Where we're going, we don't need.. roads ' ~ Doc Ahh... the future, when there is hope for mankind and peace is on the Earth. :brooding introspection: Monkeyman JUL 26, 12:16 PM Spirit Airlines. Nobody will notice. Might not even have had a loo onboard. Valkrie9 JUL 27, 05:05 PM Super-size me. 32 fl oz of soda pop. Double cheese burger w bacon. Immediate movements. Why a plastic bag is handy on public transport. Stoop and scoop, collecting the puppy's poop, done daily. There you were, stuck on the subway, elevator, highway, when the power went out, for hours. ' Why, whip out your handy plastic bag, keeping it contained, and easily disposable. ' ' Oh, how convenient ! ' Human Waste Bags Gee, what a wonderfully modern world we live in !