Inflation (Page 1/1) shemdogg JUL 26, 09:23 AM Inflation is so bad these days... - My friend received a predeclined credit card in the mail. - CEO's are now playing miniature golf. - Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. - McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. - Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. - Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. - A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico. - A picture is now only worth 200 words. - The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. - I called a car dealer to get the book value on my used car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty And finally... - I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. Tried closer to home and gave up, just went home and setup my new hvac shem MidEngineManiac JUL 26, 01:55 PM Put a door in that ductwork and offer dehydration services to the suicide community !!