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I do not now and never have really liked skinny women. That being said, there is an upper limit to my 'likes'.

Here's the archived story of the 1972 National Western Stock Junior Show that changed everything in showmanship and the way judging took place. Keep in mind, that in the early '70s Black Angus were not the common cattle breed we see everywhere today. The grand prize of $14,250 was a record setter back then tho a fraction of what the big show grand champs get today. Last year's grand champion in the same show brought $200,000. The Angus were just coming into their own in the USA back then, going up against the prevalent Hereford, Charolais and Simmentals. None of which in any way shape of form resembles a Black Angus.

https://www.nytimes.com/197...te-at-the-roots.html

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Egyptian Ella by Williegoat


Egyptian Ella
Words and Music by Walter Doyle

Verse 1:
Ella was a dancing girl who started getting fat,
Every day brought two more pounds to Ella.
'Til one day she found she'd lost her job because of that,
Then to make it worse, she lost her fella.
And so she sailed to Egypt to forget,
But she made such a hit that she's there yet!
Chorus 1: If you hear of a gal who can shake and quake
'Till it makes you think of a nervous snake,
They're speaking of... Egyptian Ella.
She weighs two-twenty but they don't care,
They like 'em plenty that way out there.
She has the love... of every fella.
She does a dance and when she starts, by the River Nile,
The boys all take their old sweethearts and throw 'em to the crocodiles!
Every sheik in the audience jumps up and yells that, "She's immense."
How they love... Egyptian Ella.

Verse 2:
All the other dancers from the desert to the Nile
One by one admit that they are jealous.
For although they dance each night and wear their sweetest smile,
Ella's tent's the one that draws the fellas.
And yet her dance is something they can't steal,
For nothing else could do it but an eel.

Chorus 2:
When the first sweet notes of the music sound,
The boys all gather from miles around,
Just to see... Egyptian Ella.
And folks all know when those caravans
Start pouring in from the desert sands
That it must be... Egyptian Ella.
Then Mister Sphinx sits up and blinks, There's so much to see.
She squirms and shakes so the worms and snakes All bite themselves from jealousy.
She's a great big gal in a great big land and the boys all give her a great big hand,
How they love... Egyptian Ella.

Chorus 3:
The boys hand a round but she plainly states,
She doesn't care a fig about dates,
And they can't make... Egyptian Ella.
A sheik tried to kidnap her once I'm told
But she shook so much that he lost his hold,
He couldn't take... Egyptian Ella.
So the Pash wrote her a royal note With his royal fist,
It said because of the dance she does, She's on his royal waiting list.
And that's how fame of a diff'rent sort has come at last from an indoor sport,
To our own... Egyptian Ella.



The first five guys in the front row seats.

My Baby

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