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partfiero
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JUL 20, 02:39 PM
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At the lawyers office for the initial consultation:
(Lawyer) "Mickey, after reading your letter I am not sure that just because Minnie is silly, that it is grounds for a divorce".
(Mickey) "Read it again, I didn't say she was silly, I said she was f*cking Goofy".
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pokeyfiero
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JUL 20, 03:34 PM
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Oh Man! That's an oldie but goodie
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partfiero
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JUL 20, 04:05 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by pokeyfiero:
Oh Man! That's an oldie but goodie |
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Shhh, the youngsters will never know!
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LuckyStrike
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JUL 20, 06:58 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by partfiero:
At the lawyers office for the initial consultation:
(Lawyer) "Mickey, after reading your letter I am not sure that just because Minnie is silly, that it is grounds for a divorce".
(Mickey) "Read it again, I didn't say she was silly, I said she was f*cking Goofy". |
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you ever notice how fantasy all so often mirrors real life?? I may be crazy, but i am convinced most women have a preset goal to ruin a mans life! Also, i am terrbily sure the anti christ will be female!
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MidEngineManiac
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JUL 20, 07:08 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by LuckyStrike:
.............. Also, i am terrbily sure the anti christ will be female! |
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Yeh, she is. I was married to her.
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Monkeyman
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JUL 22, 05:55 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:
Yeh, she is. I was married to her.
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Odd. We must have the same ex.
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Uaana
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JUL 22, 10:06 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Monkeyman:
Odd. We must have the same ex. |
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That ***** gets around!
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OKflyboy
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JUL 22, 10:20 PM
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Mickey wakes up one morning to find "Mickey Sucks!" written in urine on his carpet. He calls the police. After an investigation the detective tells Mickey
"I've got good news and bad news. The good news - After analysis we've determined that the urine was Goofy's..."
"Well Gosh, Detective, if that's the good news, what could possibly be the bad news?"
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"It was written in Minnie's handwriting..."[This message has been edited by OKflyboy (edited 07-22-2010).]
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Jarhead 2m4
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JUL 22, 10:47 PM
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Rallaster
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JUL 23, 12:13 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by Uaana:
That ***** gets around! |
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No **** ! And here I thought she would be too young for any of ya'll.. she was 18 when I married her.
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