M0sh_man posted the other day about buying another 86 for $200. Well we bought it but the guy didnt have a trunnk key. He bought it from an estate and never got the key. So Matt took a lock to get one made today and we got into the trunk. Let me just say if you are easily offended please stop reading here. In the trunk was a breif case and a suit case and out of curiosity we opened the suit case to find about 30 dilldoes (did I spell that right) and other sex toys 6 p**n DVD's and p**n mags too plus cataloges to order sex toys. I am, well, freaked out. THEN we open the brief case to find every thing from tax papers to bonds to divorce court papers the latest dating 1996 the most disterbing thing was an acceptance letter to a wiccan convent. We have bought almost 50 fieros and this has got to be the strangest one we have cleaned out. OK heres a few pics but I'm not posting the pic of the open siutcase
there was even a home movie in there. Anyways the guy we bought it from knew the previous owners brother so he called him and they have been looking for the briefcase for 12 years so Matt took it to them (they live neartby). They didnt want the suitcase though LOL
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Originally posted by FieroAngel: Anyways the guy we bought it from knew the previous owners brother so he called him and they have been looking for the briefcase for 12 years so Matt took it to them (they live neartby). They didnt want the suitcase though LOL
When reading your post and you first mention a briefaces and suit case, I immediately thought... Briefacse full of money and suit case full of drugs. Check that home video carefully. It may be of someone famous and could be worth millions.
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Doug85GT Member
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I am so jealous...I would have fallen over laughing when I opened the case of dildoes. There definitely would have been a pic on here of them all lined up on the car. Dave
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I am so jealous...I would have fallen over laughing when I opened the case of dildoes. There definitely would have been a pic on here of them all lined up on the car. Dave
well dave, here's the funny part of the actual find:
i got home today after having a key made from the door lock cylinder.
so the first thing i did when i got home was go over to the car, my aunt and my mother were standing about 40 feet away, and when i opened the trunk i saw the tools first, and i yelled to my mom and aunt to come over and look at what i got from a $200 car, they walked over and looked and saw the craftsman/snap-on tools and the first thing they said was "whats in the suit case" so i told them i had not looked yet, so my aunt took the brown suit case and started to open it, she got the corner of it opened up about 3-4" and shut it real quick and BUSTED out laughing, byt his time my mother decided to take a look and she started laughing like crazy, so now my wife, mother-in-law, my wife's cousin and her mother come over to take a look (they just pulled in in a pickup) so we let them open it for themselves, then they busted out laughing, so next comes my father he came over and immediatly said whats so funny about a bunch of tools..... (he was talking about the actual tools in the car) so when my aunt heard my dad say whats so funny about a bunch of tools she cracked up laughing harder, by this time she's snorting while laughing, she tells him to look at the "tools" in the suit case, when he did he turned red and shut the cover, then looked into the brown bag at the 6 DVD's, oddly enough he didnt shut the bag so quick... maybe he was just looking at the titles.....
either way i found it hilarious and i was laughing my rear off too.
all and all, for $200 i got a fiero with clear title, bodys straight and so is the frame, its been sitting for 10-12 years, its motor is very clean, oil is filthy but no water added, and it has been well maintained before it sat for a long time, im hoping with ALOT of upper end lube before i turn it over, some starting fluid and a good cleaning it will fire up, im 99.999% sure the fuel pump will be toast. There is also alittle rust but im hoping its mostly just trunk rust and no major cradle rust.
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This has to be the best thread ever. Wow, that is the last thing you would ever expect to find. I hope latex gloves were used upon the discovery of items that could have been in other peoples orifaces. EEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
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You GOTTA sell that Suitcase and Wicca acceptance thing on Ebay.. COME ON, if you are creative with the page, you can make a nice amount of moola on that!!!
That's creepy stuff. I'd be a little afraid to drive it, and even more afraid to sit in it... hmmm, the brakes stick a bit...
Wow This Whole Thread Is Amazingly Funny I Cant Believe All This Like I Found a Suit case In A creek Before with Books,pics,ss card, and alot of personal stuff But It was Very Old But This Just Tells ya Dont Expect The unexpected Because Thats Realllyy Freakin Weird
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i just looked at the photobucket, i cant stop laughing! weird shot to find in the trunk of your new fiero. hahaha
ive had to break into 2 fieros trunks at the junkyard so far, and im hoping i dont find that sorta stuff.
i did once find a gigantic dildo with a suction stuck to the windshield of a 89 pontiac 6000 ste awd. i made a friend get rid of the diller, then i went to town snaggin parts for my base 6000. pointless, yet leated story. im full of them
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Wow This Whole Thread Is Amazingly Funny I Cant Believe All This Like I Found a Suit case In A creek Before with Books,pics,ss card, and alot of personal stuff But It was Very Old But This Just Tells ya Dont Expect The unexpected Because Thats Realllyy Freakin Weird