M0sh_man posted the other day about buying another 86 for $200. Well we bought it but the guy didnt have a trunnk key. He bought it from an estate and never got the key. So Matt took a lock to get one made today and we got into the trunk. Let me just say if you are easily offended please stop reading here. In the trunk was a breif case and a suit case and out of curiosity we opened the suit case to find about 30 dilldoes (did I spell that right) and other sex toys 6 p**n DVD's and p**n mags too plus cataloges to order sex toys. I am, well, freaked out. THEN we open the brief case to find every thing from tax papers to bonds to divorce court papers the latest dating 1996 the most disterbing thing was an acceptance letter to a wiccan convent. We have bought almost 50 fieros and this has got to be the strangest one we have cleaned out. OK heres a few pics but I'm not posting the pic of the open siutcase




Her's the link to my photobucket account if you must see the other pics. I cant link to my mommy forum cause its a private forum http://s88.photobucket.com/albums/k174/mattangie/

there was even a home movie in there. Anyways the guy we bought it from knew the previous owners brother so he called him and they have been looking for the briefcase for 12 years so Matt took it to them (they live neartby). They didnt want the suitcase though LOL

edt to add pics

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quote Originally posted by FieroAngel: I took pics to post on my mommy forums but this is a family forum so I wont post them here.

There is just something wrong with that sentence.

This thread is worthless without

Could be a very nice addition to the "gals w/o Fiero thread"

quote Originally posted by Doug85GT: There is just something wrong with that sentence.

I thought the same thing. lol

Wow, I thought the credit card from 1987 under my driver's seat was weird. I think you've won the 'weirdest **** found in a Fiero' award.

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1984 Fiero SE

quote Originally posted by FieroAngel: Anyways the guy we bought it from knew the previous owners brother so he called him and they have been looking for the briefcase for 12 years so Matt took it to them (they live neartby). They didnt want the suitcase though LOL

Was this guy the previous owner?

This just priceless! LOL

When reading your post and you first mention a briefaces and suit case, I immediately thought... Briefacse full of money and suit case full of drugs. Check that home video carefully. It may be of someone famous and could be worth millions.

Ah. Now that I can see the caligraphy I think either they did the caligraphy wrong or they are actually going to the School of Micca.

...12 year old dildos?

EW.

I am so jealous...I would have fallen over laughing when I opened the case of dildoes. There definitely would have been a pic on here of them all lined up on the car.
Dave

quote Originally posted by Bradley Jay: ...12 year old dildos? EW.

I think you could call a couple of my 7th grade classmates the same thing.

quote Originally posted by bmwguru: If you decide to name the car, why not call it Dick?

Now thats funny right there lmao

Dibs on the DVD's

You sure those weren't extra push rods !!

quote Originally posted by bmwguru: I am so jealous...I would have fallen over laughing when I opened the case of dildoes. There definitely would have been a pic on here of them all lined up on the car. Dave

well dave, here's the funny part of the actual find:

i got home today after having a key made from the door lock cylinder.

so the first thing i did when i got home was go over to the car, my aunt and my mother were standing about 40 feet away, and when i opened the trunk i saw the tools first, and i yelled to my mom and aunt to come over and look at what i got from a $200 car, they walked over and looked and saw the craftsman/snap-on tools and the first thing they said was "whats in the suit case" so i told them i had not looked yet, so my aunt took the brown suit case and started to open it, she got the corner of it opened up about 3-4" and shut it real quick and BUSTED out laughing, byt his time my mother decided to take a look and she started laughing like crazy, so now my wife, mother-in-law, my wife's cousin and her mother come over to take a look (they just pulled in in a pickup) so we let them open it for themselves, then they busted out laughing, so next comes my father he came over and immediatly said whats so funny about a bunch of tools..... (he was talking about the actual tools in the car) so when my aunt heard my dad say whats so funny about a bunch of tools she cracked up laughing harder, by this time she's snorting while laughing, she tells him to look at the "tools" in the suit case, when he did he turned red and shut the cover, then looked into the brown bag at the 6 DVD's, oddly enough he didnt shut the bag so quick... maybe he was just looking at the titles.....

either way i found it hilarious and i was laughing my rear off too.

all and all, for $200 i got a fiero with clear title, bodys straight and so is the frame, its been sitting for 10-12 years, its motor is very clean, oil is filthy but no water added, and it has been well maintained before it sat for a long time, im hoping with ALOT of upper end lube before i turn it over, some starting fluid and a good cleaning it will fire up, im 99.999% sure the fuel pump will be toast. There is also alittle rust but im hoping its mostly just trunk rust and no major cradle rust.

matthew

Wow! I guess you won't be needing Mosh_Man any more now...



Congrads on the bonus material. I still can't believe you guys got another Fiero!

Maybe the car came with it's own lube, too?

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quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: Dibs on the DVD's

I was going to call that... Okay I want the mags

This has to be the best thread ever. Wow, that is the last thing you would ever expect to find. I hope latex gloves were used upon the discovery of items that could have been in other peoples orifaces. EEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

Curly

quote Originally posted by m0sh_man: well dave, here's the funny part of the actual find..... im hoping with ALOT of upper end lube before i turn it overmatthew

That was priceless!
As for the upper end lube, I'd check in the suitcase before you go out and buy some

MUST have been owned by my Brother did it come from Canada originally? You think I'm kidding, don´t you?????
Nick

quote Originally posted by bmwguru: That was priceless! As for the upper end lube, I'd check in the suitcase before you go out and buy some

But wouldn't that be "bottom end" lube in the suitcase?

WOW! What a feeble collection! LOl guess I am a product of the internet generation but WOW!

quote Originally posted by fierofetish: MUST have been owned by my Brother did it come from Canada originally? You think I'm kidding, don´t you????? Nick

Just to get his clear in the open am not Nick Brother :P lol

Hey FieroAngel,

Ddouble check the shifer. I have no doubt it is covered with a slippery and discusting substance

Cordially,
Kevin

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this is one instance where it might be a good thing that a fiero trunk isn't bigger.

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk, inside that trunk?

quote Originally posted by Doug85GT: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk, inside that trunk?

LMAO! Awesome.

Wait...you got a Fiero out of the deal too? SCORE!

You GOTTA sell that Suitcase and Wicca acceptance thing on Ebay.. COME ON, if you are creative with the page, you can make a nice amount of moola on that!!!


That's creepy stuff. I'd be a little afraid to drive it, and even more afraid to sit in it... hmmm, the brakes stick a bit...

Guess a Fiero was the wrong kind of car for them. A big ol' van or Suburban would be more suitable for that orgy.

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1988 Fiero GT 2.8L V6
2001 Grand Prix GTP SC3.8L V6

After finding something like that, I'd want to sandblast myself with weapons-grade iodine.

On the plus side, bleach will kill just about anything.

Ed

This reminds me of another thread about a guy who couldn't get the funny smell out of his car....
Never mind.... ok. I just grossed myself out.

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Jay Brintnell
Southern Ontario Fiero Association
Yellow 85 Notchback(A.K.A. GodFearN)

Wow This Whole Thread Is Amazingly Funny I Cant Believe All This Like I Found a Suit case In A creek Before with Books,pics,ss card, and alot of personal stuff But It was Very Old But This Just Tells ya Dont Expect The unexpected Because Thats Realllyy Freakin Weird

i just looked at the photobucket, i cant stop laughing! weird shot to find in the trunk of your new fiero. hahaha

ive had to break into 2 fieros trunks at the junkyard so far, and im hoping i dont find that sorta stuff.

i did once find a gigantic dildo with a suction stuck to the windshield of a 89 pontiac 6000 ste awd. i made a friend get rid of the diller, then i went to town snaggin parts for my base 6000. pointless, yet leated story. im full of them

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1987 Fiero GT built by my brother, merlot566jka, 3500 LX9 from 06 Malibu, WOT-TECH.com 1280 grind stage 3 cam, LS6 valve springs, 1227730 ECM conversion, Darrel Morse solid aluminum cradle mounts, Truleo headers modified to fit the 3500, 36# inectors, 70mm 4.3 throttle body adapted to 3500 intake, ported heads, upper and lower intakes, lightly polished, tcemotorsports.com crank trigger wheel, CenterForce dual friction clutch, Flowtech Afterburner muffler, 2.5" piping, cat deleted, EGR deleted, SinisterPerformance tuning, C6 Corvette exhaust tips. projected to be 35 MPG with a guesstimate of 250 hp to the wheels

so whats in the brown paper bag on top of the engine?

quote Originally posted by FieroAngel: OK heres a few pics but I'm not posting the pic of the open siutcase

typo or Freudian slip? the i looks a bit like an l

quote Originally posted by joshh44: so whats in the brown paper bag on top of the engine?

the brown bag had the DVD's in it.

matthew

send the letter to wiccantoy maybe he can translate it.

quote Originally posted by Kindaslow24: Wow This Whole Thread Is Amazingly Funny I Cant Believe All This Like I Found a Suit case In A creek Before with Books,pics,ss card, and alot of personal stuff But It was Very Old But This Just Tells ya Dont Expect The unexpected Because Thats Realllyy Freakin Weird

Very Unique Typing Style!