WTF?! Only in Japan.

New Bestiality Restaurant lets you Pork your Pork


Lurking underground in the heart of Tokyo's trendy Roppongi is a true heart of darkness - a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining.

Now, I know what you're thinking - if I didn't read about this in Japan's respected Mainichi Daily News, I would not have believed it - and I'm not sure I want to believe it *.

The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to... have sex with the animal of their choice - which is subsequently killed, cooked and served to the violator and his party for dinner!


Does this mean you aren't going to call me?

Many readers were shocked by my recent article titled "Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet" in which a faux human body is prepared from dough, stuffed with the main course and then "operated" on to extract each diner's portion. Weird, huh? Well, the Bestiality Restaurant makes that look like tea and scones at your Aunt Bertha's. As to the question on everyone's lips... WHY???... the answer is, as always, money and what it will buy.


The erotic bakery can't top this...

Whether it's in Japan, China or anywhere else, enough people with enough money create a critical mass that results in somebody providing the "ultimate" decadent experience. Tiger penises, monkey brains (spooned from live monkeys), and more - if you've got the right amount of cash then anything's possible. Anything. To quote a source who was a guest at the restaurant, "the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn toward bestiality." I did not know that! Still sure you want to get rich? Anyway, patrons pay up to 800,000 yen (around $7000) for the entire experience and must have an income of 20 million yen (about $175,000) to even get that far. Once inside, through multple secured doorways, your dating & dining choices include chickens, dogs, pigs and goats - of either sex (just when you thought it couldn't get any worse).


Ready for Dinner?

So, if you're bored with the cuisine and ambiance of the neighborhood restaurants, make a staggeringly high income and feel there's nothing left to impress (or disgust) your friends with, the Bestiality Restaurant may be what you've been looking for.

Where else can you truly have your cake, eat it too, and earn a one-way pass to Satan's cocktail bar for flaming drinks afterward - and for eternity?

daaaaang
do they do bacholer parties?

orgy & dinner - yum

"I'll have the pork with the spunk sauce, please"

Yuck.

Jeez, I LOVE bacon, but not THAT MUCH!

Ugh, It's bad enough that you do some animal then eat it, but your friends are gonna chow down on it after you mated with the main course?

UGH! This is pretty nasty, but it's just the latest example of what we are capable of...

Edit: I wonder if there's a "softcore" section... they'll letcha squeeze a pen..er.. chicken, then eat it...?

[This message has been edited by FieroRumor (edited 09-18-2007).]

(Sigh) I have nothing to say. Disgusting acts like this disgusts me. Do they even have religion or what?

How do you f*ck a chicken? Even my mind isn't twisted enough to wrap around that.

quote Originally posted by WhiteDevil88: How do you f*ck a chicken? Even my mind isn't twisted enough to wrap around that.

Roosters are a blast.. When they dig their spurs into your scro... Nevermind...

It's easy.. First you wrap your hand around their neck to hold them, and one hand around their...

Maybe I said too much...

Anybody read Japanese?



¡ʇɥƃıu dǝǝɥs uʍo ɹnoʎ ƃuıɹq

The japanese never cease to amaze me. I like how there is an income bracket, we can't have poor people nailing our barnyard animals, that would just be crude.

quote Originally posted by Mr.PBody: The japanese never cease to amaze me. I like how there is an income bracket, we can't have poor people nailing our barnyard animals, that would just be crude.

haha... and here it's just the opposite.

if your friends say you're spending too much time with the sheep....... You might be a redneck

Imagine going there for the first time, not knowing what it was. Then your friend takes a looooonnngggg trip to the bathroom....

you mean a minute and a half trip to the bathroom?