I got two Little Johnny Jokes!
Little Johnny is at school and the teacher speaks out, "Today, we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Can any of you children name me a word with multi-syllables?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher picks him out. "Ok, Johnny"
Little Johnny speaks loud but slowly, "MAS-STER-BATE!"
The teacher somewhat gasps, "My, My Johnny, that word is quite a handful."
Little Johnny responds, "I think for you, it's called a blowjob."
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The teacher draws five birds sitting on a fence on the chalk board for a math lesson. She says to the class, "If you shoot two birds, how many birds do you have left?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher picks him out, "Johnny?"
Johnny answers, "None!"
The teacher looks at him funny, "Can you explain your answer?"
Little Johnny replies, "If you shoot at one of the birds, the gun sound will cause the other ones to fly away, therefore there wouldn't be any birds left sitting on the fence."
The teacher laughs, "Well Johnny, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny puts his hand back up in the air and the teacher calls him out again, "Yes, Johnny?"
"I have a question for you."
"OK", the teacher replies.
"You have three women sitting on a park bench, eating an ice cream cone. One lady is licking the ice cream slowly, one is eating it in small bites, and the last one is really chowing down on it almost taking the ice cream cone whole. Now! By this, which of the women are married?"
The teacher thinks for a moment, "I guess they call can be married, because I eat ice cream like all three of them do."
Little Johnny responds, "It's whoever has a wedding ring on was the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
[This message has been edited by Wichita (edited 11-20-2007).]
