First there were ladies Jeans.

Then there were low rise jeans for ladies.

Then there were "ultra" low rise jeans.

Ladies (and gentlemen), I bring you the ultimate in low rise jeans from Brazil (where else?)



Made in Brazil
Cotton:17% Polyester:81% Spandex:2%
Stretch
Elasticity: Waist: +3cm, Hip: +6cm
Pockets: 2

Better be a lot of stretch in those puppies and I'm not sure the pockets are going to be very useful.

John Stricker

I don't find them remotely attractive.

eh...pass.

I wouldn't want to see either of you in them, either....

Then again, I won't be buying them for my daughters. No way, no how.

Good enough for the girls I roll with.

The model looks great.
But the 200lb women who will wear these jeans while shopping at Wal Mart won't look nearly as hot as they think they do.

quote Originally posted by Patrick's Dad: I wouldn't want to see either of you in them, either....

I don't know, I think there would be some interesting discussion if John posted pics of himself wearing a pair of those.
Of course, he'd need suspenders to keep them from dropping any lower.

Ron

ummm, that was me.



John Stricker

quote Originally posted by blackrams: I don't know, I think there would be some interesting discussion if John posted pics of himself wearing a pair of those. Of course, he'd need suspenders to keep them from dropping any lower. Ron

If the girl has the body then HELL YEAH!

quote Originally posted by jstricker: ummm, that was me. John Stricker

Yeah, sure it is.

Ron

oooof

just had the vision of "unmowed" girls wearing these things

and - just picture the "daisy duke" version - a denim belt

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It's a good thing the jeans go all the way down past the ankles, I mean we wouldn't want them to be revealing or anything.

Sarcasm aside, what message do women think they are sending when they wear things like these? And then there's the ones who send dirty looks if anyone is caught looking at them.. Why'd you wear it?!

My only complain are the tattoos.

quote Originally posted by kwagner: It's a good thing the jeans go all the way down past the ankles, I mean we wouldn't want them to be revealing or anything. Sarcasm aside, what message do women think they are sending when they wear things like these? And then there's the ones who send dirty looks if anyone is caught looking at them.. Why'd you wear it?!

When they give you a dirty look, that's when you smile really big and give them a thumbs up. They are not shy, why should you be.

Brad

quote Originally posted by NEPTUNE: The model looks great. But the 200lb women who will wear these jeans while shopping at Wal Mart won't look nearly as hot as they think they do.

agreed.

Wanna bet ABOVE the belt line she looks something like

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quote Originally posted by jstricker: ummm, that was me. John Stricker

Uh...nice heels, John

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I like them, the lower the better. Around the ankle is good too!

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: Wanna bet ABOVE the belt line she she looks something like............

LMAO! Either that or add 100+ lbs. That many extra curves should be hidden.

I'm all about the 70's and platform shoes. I'm trying to relive my youth.

John Stricker

quote Originally posted by fierobear: Uh...nice heels, John

quote Originally posted by jstricker: Better be a lot of stretch in those puppies and I'm not sure the pockets are going to be very useful. John Stricker

There is only 1 pocket I am interested in anyway.

ill amdit it im 21 and being young. if i saw somthing like that in a bar...........ohhhhhhh im gona be all over it

quote Originally posted by pontiackid86: ill amdit it im 21 and being young. if i saw somthing like that in a bar...........ohhhhhhh im gona be all over it

Dude, I'm 42..........and if I see something like that in a bar, you are just gonna have to wait your turn.

quote Originally posted by pontiackid86: ill amdit it im 21 and being young. if i saw somthing like that in a bar...........ohhhhhhh im gona be all over it

This one?

quote Originally posted by Joe 1320:

Or the one John is claiming is him?

Ron

quote Originally posted by blackrams: Or the one John is claiming is him? Ron

ewwwww no the topic starter pic. lol there just went my lunch.

quote Originally posted by jstricker: I'm all about the 70's and platform shoes. I'm trying to relive my youth. John Stricker

Well John, I'll say this, you either good with an airbrush or photoshop.

Or, you went and had that surgery done. Which is it?

Ron

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quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: Dude, I'm 42..........and if I see something like that in a bar, you are just gonna have to wait your turn.

When you two strike out I will just wait till the end of the night and help the poor lass find her way home.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: Dude, I'm 42..........and if I see something like that in a bar, you are just gonna have to wait your turn.

Age over beauty I geuss....... hahaha J/K dude.

If those jeans get much lower, they'll turn into chaps. Ride 'em cowboy!

quote Originally posted by pontiackid86: Age over beauty I geuss......

Dont confuse me.......I got both on my side !!! <rotflmao>

quote Originally posted by jstricker: ummm, that was me. John Stricker

Nice butterflies, John. Knowing you, those aren't tattoos....you had real ones implanted just below the skin....

quote Originally posted by jstricker: I'm all about the 70's and platform shoes. I'm trying to relive my youth. John Stricker

Hmmm....I would have thought you'd have said white patent leather shoes...

quote Originally posted by Blacktree: If those jeans get much lower, they'll turn into chaps. Ride 'em cowboy!

I'm okay with that.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: Dude, I'm 42..........and if I see something like that in a bar, you are just gonna have to wait your turn.

younguns, I'm 65..............Mind if I just hide in the motel and watch?

quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon:

I would follow that a^^ straight into hell.