"And behold, I shall cover the earth with a fresh tomato sauce to destroy all untastyiness. And I shall simmer this sauce on low for forty days and forty nights then another day allowing it to cool and thicken"
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"And behold, I shall cover the earth with a fresh tomato sauce to destroy all untastyiness. And I shall simmer this sauce on low for forty days and forty nights then another day allowing it to cool and thicken"
Yea, though I walk through the valley of tomato and basil, I will fear no evil: For thou art with me; Thy pasta spoon and thy garlic press, they comfort me. Thou preparest a pasta dish before me in the presence of mine enemies; Thou annointest my head with olive oil; My cup runneth over.
The spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is within me! Ravioli!
I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.
Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists. 4:5 It is perhaps the greatest crime against the Flying Spaghetti Monster to coerce one into believing something, or to punish them for believing something different.
4:6 Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.
ANTI-PASTO 
