"Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty" - Albert Einstein

"Dog bites man, no news. Man bites dog, that's news." -unknown

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
--Will Rogers

Aim for the blue hats.

Andrew Villasenor

"Perspective is the ability to understand anothers point of view." - 84Bill

“It's bad, you know...” -R.L. Burnside

"Once a cheater, always a cheater"

George W. Bush Quotes

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Extremests rule the country because moderates have sh!t to do...
--Unknown Internet Poster

"'Twas a woman that drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her..." -W.C. Fields

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Patrick W. Heinske -- LZeitgeist@aol.com
1988 Red Fiero Formula Convertible
*Desktop Photo Here* (click for pics)

The church must be reminded that it is not the master or the servant of the state, but rather the conscience of the state. It must be the guide and the critic of the state, and never its tool. If the church does not recapture its prophetic zeal, it will become an irrelevant social club without moral or spiritual authority. - Martin Luther King Jr.

"The bounce has gone from his bungie." - Wallace

War is a continuation of politics by other means." - Clausewitz.

" There is no way, NO WAY you could have come from my loins. The first thing I am gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth!"-Buford T. Justice

"Old men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."- Herbert Hoover

"Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money. "-Dr. Gregory House

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"If at first you don't succeed,
suck until you do suck seed!" - Curly (The Three Stooges)

"The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."
-- Mark Twain

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
-- Mark Twain

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
-- Mark Twain

"One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'."
-- Sir Winston Churchill

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."
-- Sir Winston Churchill

"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."
-- Sir Winston Churchill

"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war."
-- Albert Einstein

"If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing."
-- Homer Simpson

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
-- Homer Simpson

"Trying is the first step torwards failure."
-- Homer Simpson

"What is the difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has limits."
-- Albert Einstein

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" You call those cheap implants breasts, I call them lies"- Stewie Griffin

"To steal from one is plagarism, to steal from many is research"

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

“Don’t concentrate on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.”
— Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
— Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace

“Greed can be a powerful ally.”
— Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace

“The biggest problem in this universe is that nobody helps each other.”
— Shmi Skywalker, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace

“Nothing happens by accident.”
— Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace

“Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”
— Yoda, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace

“Fear. Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent.”
— Darth Maul, Star Wars I: the Phantom Menace

“She’s a politician and they’re not to be trusted.”
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

“Sometimes we must let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.”
— Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

“All mentors have a way of seeing more of our faults than we’d like. It’s the only way we grow.”
— Padmé Amidala, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

“Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi’s life. So, you might say that we are encouraged to love.”
— Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

“Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.”
— Yoda, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

“The day we stop believing democracy can work will be the day we lose it.”
— Queen Jamilla, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

“Life seems so much simpler when you’re fixing things.”
— Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

“You must do what you feel is right, of course.”
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars IV: A New Hope

“Your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them.”
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars IV: A New Hope

“In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.”
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars IV: A New Hope

“Who’s the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows it?”
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars IV: A New Hope

“There going to kill her!”
“Better her than me!”
— Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, Star Wars IV: A New Hope

“Wonderful girl! Either I’m going to kill her, or I’m beginning to like her!”
— Han Solo, Star Wars IV: A New Hope

“A great warrior, hmm? Wars not make one great.”
— Yoda, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes back

“Try not. Do, or do not. There is no ‘try’.”
— Yoda, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

“Always in motion is the future.” — Yoda, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
“Yeah, I’m responsible. It’s the price you pay for being successful.”
— Lando Calrission, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

“You cannot escape your destiny.”
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

“It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.”
— Bilbo Baggins, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
— Bilbo Baggins, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

“If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose.”
— Gandalf the Grey, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

“Don’t be hasty.”
— Treebeard, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

“There is always hope.”
— Aragorn, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

“The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm.”
— Pippin, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

“Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.”
—Captain Spock, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

“Better to die on our feet than to live on our knees.”
—Klingon, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

“If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
—Vulcan proverb (quoted by Spock), Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

“There’s a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.”
- Morpheus, The Matrix

“We’re all here to do what we’re all here to do.”
- Oracle, The Matrix Reloaded

“Without purpose, we would not exist.”
- (former) Agent Smith, The Matrix Reloaded

“Comprehension is not a requisite of corporation.”
- Member of the Council, The Matrix Reloaded

“Who has time, who has time? But then, if you do not ever take time, how can you ever have time?”
- Merovingian, The Matrix Reloaded

“You gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?”
“Well, if I had to that, then she wouldn’t be my girl.”
- Wolverine and Cyclops, X-Men

“Still unwilling to make sacrifices … That’s what makes you weak.”
- Magneto, X-Men

“Do you know what happens to a toad that’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.”
- Storm, X-Men


“Sharing the world has never been humanity’s defining attribute.”
- Professor Xavier, X-Men II: United

“Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who’s interested in you.”
- Magneto, X-Men II: United

“Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, Logan, they don’t take him home. They marry the good guy.”
— Jean Grey, X-Men II: United

“Every man dies. Not every man really lives.”
— William Wallace, Braveheart

“But how can I make someone love me without affecting free will?”
“Welcome to my world, son. When you figure out an answer to that one, let me know.”
- Bruce and "God", Bruce Almighty

“Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.”
- Bruce, Bruce Almighty

“Even a good decision, if made for the wrong reasons, can be a wrong decision.”
— Governor Swan, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

“Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man, you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones that you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

“But my teacher says real beauty is on the inside!”
“That’s just something ugly people say.”
— Max (son) and Fletcher (Dad), Liar Liar

“We mustn’t compare ourselves to normal people. We’re artists.”
— Joker, Batman

“Maybe a real hero is the last one to hear about it.”
— Wily, Fievel Goes West

“One man’s sunset is another man’s dawn.”
— Wily, Fievel Goes West

“What we leave behind is not as important as how we’ve lived.”
— Captain Picard, Star Trek VII: Generations

“Laddie, every woman has her own charm; you just have to know where to look for it.”
— Captain Montgomery Scott “Scotty”, Relics (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

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Hurry up your burnin daylight - John Wayne

"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty." Albert Einstein

"Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual." - Thomas Jefferson

"It may have smelled like sulfur when he was at the podium, but when he was finished it sure did smell like sh*t."
-Dennis Miller, referring to Hugo Chavez's address to the U.N. on 9-20-06.

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Who is John Galt?

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" - Benjamin Franklin







"If we had it to do over again, we'd do exactly the same thing" - Dick Cheney

"Let the quality of your work creat a demand for quantity."Hugh Lemma (me)

quote Originally posted by hugh: "Let the quality of your work creat a demand for quantity."Hugh Lemma (me)

And then branch out if necessary.

"Never go out with a woman who can beat you up."

"Cynicism is my whiskey, and I've had a few." - Bruce McCulloch (Kids in the Hall)

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." - Darth Vader (after choking Captain Needa to death)

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"The Iraq jihad is shaping a new generation of terrorist leaders and operatives." - National Intelligence Director John Negroponte

"You're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody." -Bob Dylan

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Who is John Galt?

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
-- Will Rogers

I yam what I yam.

quote Originally posted by SC Coupe: "The Iraq jihad is shaping a new generation of terrorist leaders and operatives." - National Intelligence Director John Negroponte

"Good, cause we're running out of targets fast." - Captain Al Tabarez US Army

quote Originally posted by motoracer838: Be careful, The toes you steep on today, may be connected to the azz you have to kiss tomorow.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

"So be it / Threaten no more / To secure peace is to prepare for war." -from "Don't Tread on Me" by Metallica.

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Who is John Galt?

You can pick your friends.

You can pick your nose.

But you can't pick your friends noses....(unknown)

Beware the fury of a patient man

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation, are people who want crops without ploughing the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning; they want the ocean without the roar of its many waters. The struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, or it may be both. But it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand; it never has and it never will." - Frederick Douglass

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"I think I'll go punch a pacifist in the nose, just to see his reaction." -fogglethorpe

"It's vile. It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction." - Rep. Mark Foley, R-West Palm Beach, FL - 1998


"We hope that you understand that your life will be ruined and you will be followed the rest of your life…You will not be able to operate in your community, not be able to find employment. Those that care to hurt children will suffer the full consequences of this bill.” Rep. Mark Foley (to potential child molesters) - 2005


"Do I make you a little horny?" Rep. Mark Foley, R-West Palm Beach in IM to underage boy, - 2005

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"Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the the time you tell a woman what you did" - Dilbert