If at first you do succeed, try not to look too amazed. - unknown

"Beware of half truths because you may end up believing in the wrong truth." - Church sign on MLK Blvd.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. -Lenny Bruce

"I'm not an evil person, I'm not an evil person. I feel very bad for the people in New Orl�ans like the sick people, the poor people, the elderly, those people couldn't get out. But let's talk about the dumb@$$es who are still there but the ones who are going 'I'm not gonna leave! I'm not gonna leave! Because I'm going to stay here and protect my TV!' Listen, you #$%@ing idiot: unless you have a plasma that got wet by this much water I suggest you get the #$@% out of your house right now, you understand me?" - Carlos Mencia

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
--Aesop

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"You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"

-------Oliver Cromwell, to the so-called Rump Parliament in 1653.
Those of you who bother to vote should send the same message to the House of Representatives next month

quote Originally posted by under8ted: Timothy McVeys only crime was only using one truck.

"Don't eat the big white mint." -good advice from my Uncle Russ

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
-- Will Rogers

"Don't dish it out if you can't take it."
- my father

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Im not fat, Im just short for my weight

I love that quote

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To steal from one is plagarism, but to steal from many is research.
RRRROOOOLLLLL TIDE

quote Originally posted by webbee: Extremests rule the country because moderates have sh!t to do... --Unknown Internet Poster

I think that was Scott Evans.

Sooner or later in life, we all sit down to a banquet of consequences.
--Robert Louis Stevenson

I DRANK WHAT?????

Socrates

"Wake up and go to sleep!" -Moe Howard

Ernesto Che Guevara

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it.

Hasta la victoria siemp�! (Until victory always -- Struggle until victory forever!)

If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.

Words that do not match deeds are unimportant.

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel!

�The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.�

�We are overcome by anguish at this illogical moment of humanity.�

�It is not just a simple game, it is a weapon of the revolution.''

�Better to die standing, than to live on your knees.�

I am not a liberator. Liberators do not exist. The people liberate themselves.

I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man. (just before he was shot and murdered)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara/

http://www.MotorcycleDiariesMovie.com/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318462/plotsummary

�I think that a man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened.� -Fidel Castro

"It's time for that bullet, Mr. Castro." -fogglethorpe

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Who is John Galt?

quote Originally posted by fogglethorpe: �I think that a man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened.� -Fidel Castro "It's time for that bullet, Mr. Castro." -fogglethorpe

He's way over due... surprised a CIA snipper hasn't taken him out a very long time ago.... Makes you wonder why?

Foley wrote to Gov. Bush on Sept. 29, 2004: "Have I done something to offend the White House ... I am always getting the shaft ... they came to ft pierce a few weeks ago and said I was not allowed to attend ... yet joe negron is there ...

Another Email:

"Tomorrow Potus is in Martin County and I am told I am not allowed to be there either. I can't quite figure what I have done but this is a continuing pattern of slights ... I have constantly put the President in the best possible light on everything from haiti to hurricanes ... sorry to trouble you ... and I wouldn't if this wasn't so frequent ..."

WHAT DID GW KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?

"Specifics can never be refuted with generalities." -fogglethorpe

quote Originally posted by dmancheno: He's way over due... surprised a CIA snipper hasn't taken him out a very long time ago.... Makes you wonder why?

Just take a look at what happened when they took out Saddam Hussain....perhaps 'They' chose not to, because it was too close to home? Who knows...
Nick

'I never forget a face...but in your case, I will make an exception'..Groucho Marks

You can pick your Friends and you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose, Jim Christensen

"The difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has it's limits"

-Albert Einstein

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
-Charles Schultz

"Hey, They ain't supposed to shoot at us, We're Reservists!!"

Me, when Iraqis shot a scud missile at me and others in a KC-135 over Iraq in Operation Northern Watch

S. Williams

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1988 Fiero Formula T-tops
CJB 143 of 1252 "factory T-top cars"

I will except no excuses and produce only results .....Me

Credibility is currency; it’s hard to get, and easier to lose.
--Unknown

"To the German Commander, "Nuts!" The American Commander."
Gen. Anthony McCauliffe at Bastogne (reply to German request for a ceasefire to discuss US terms of surrender), Dec 1944

�A man that eloquent deserves to be saved�
Gen. George S. Patton (upon hearing of McCauliff�s reply), Dec 1944

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""Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well preserved body, but to slide in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting...Holy **** ...What a Ride!"

Love it! Thats going to the front of the line.

quote Originally posted by mtncrasher: ""Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well preserved body, but to slide in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting...Holy **** ...What a Ride!"

Who originated that quote? Gotta give proper cred.

Not sure who to quote it to. I have known it for a while and try to live by it as much as possible.

"Flush with your foot" unknown

three rules for plumbers
1) payday is on Friday
2) poop goes downhill
3) NEVER chew your fingernails !

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
-- Milton Berle

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
unknown

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
unknown

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."
- Al Bundy

You!! Out Of The Pool!
-Gene Police


G.

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"My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."
- Dick Cheney

"We're dealing with a country that can really finance its own reconstruction, and relatively soon." -- Paul Wolfowitz

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It's hotter in here than 2 mice fxxxing in a wool sock.....unknown

It's hotter than a half f++++d fox in a forest fire.
Also unknown but I have said it for as long as I have lived in Miami. (38 years)

"sometimes it's better to be lucky than to be good !"
Rhys Millen

"Ask for advice and you will get money, ask for money and you will get advice"
unknown

"No good deed goes unpunsuhed"
My old boss

"IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO COLLEGE, YOU DONT NEED TO GO !"
unknown
G.

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"It's easy to blame the sandspurr for your pain and allot harder to admit you were the one that stepped on it.
If you don't like barbs in your feet then it might be best to watch your step. You either accept it or you don't." - Me

"Nobody likes waking up from a bad dream and they definatly don't like waking up from a good one..." - Me