"The more I understand women, the more I love my truck"


As seen on a bumper sticker
WooHoo ... and I'm the lucky owner of page 13!!

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"My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student" --a bumper sticker

"It's probably true." --my wife

"I think if I had been delphic, and had seen where we are today, and people had said, 'Should we go into Iraq?,' I think now I probably would have said, 'No, let's consider other strategies....' Could we have managed that threat by means other than a direct military intervention? Well, maybe we could have."

- Richard Perle former chair of the Defense Policy Board, and one of the key advocates of the invasion of Iraq.

People would rather believe a lie than admit they have been deceived, even if their pigheadedness may have fatal consequences.
--Henry Makow

" Mama, These are the best f**king peas I've ever ate"
Wolfhound

quote Originally posted by 84Bill: The odd thing about our history is how it repeats itself. Enemy on the radar scope, the enemy vanishes, surprise attack, a people blinded with rage... it's all the same just a different generation and a new way of hiding the ugly truth from ourselves. While we become more communist the communist becomes more capitalist but the terrorist will always remain in all of us as dictated by our need for survival and preservation of our way of thinking. Yes we are capable of greatness but that greatness is always a result of our desire to be dominent over another. You say landing a man on the moon was "man kinds greatest achievement" while that is true in part it was an American who did it. And what of man kinds greatest achievement, what is the legacy? Techonlogy now used to dominate the world? Smaller video cameras at all intersections, predator drones, smart weapons. I'm not forgetting the good but there is a saying I use. "It's not the good that we do that gets recognised because that is to be expected of us at all times."

A bumper sticker after the Iron bowl last year. " Honk if you sacked Brodie"

Hey, I need your assistance. It involves you, a towel, and a hot sausage - me

"How it ended up in my bathroom wasn't really important. what WAS important, was that there I was, with a razor, a full can of shaving cream, and a dazed penguin."-Fierorumor

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So many great cars, so little time. - Jay Leno

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"For those of us who have been to iraq politics and foreign policy becomes blood and your buddies to the left and to the right of you." - Psychosis39

Your life. It's no one elses, and therefore cannot be dictated on the whim of someones personal belief on how they you should live it, as long as it does not hurt another." - Boondawg


Yeah... front of the line material..

Man.. there have been quite a few recently.
Love this stuff.. Its mind candy!

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"I'd hit dat like it owed me money!" - Boondawg

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than 50 preaching it.
-- Knute Rockne

1000 ada boys is erased by 1 aaahh shxt. unknown but my father used to say it to me all the time after I got my first job.

I'm not so sure I can take credit for those, Bill, as "what I think", and "what I hear" seems to become more entwined with each passing year.

Never-the-less, they are indeed tasty, none-the-less!

"wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world" - Greatful Dead

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

Pink Floyd
Comfortably Numb

I do not understand those who resist change, for without change they would still be wearing their very first diaper.

-me.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
- -Robert Brault, software developer, writer (1972- )

"What do we burn besides witches?"
"MORE WITCHES!!!"

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"And remember, my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."- The Wizard of Oz

"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude"- Dr. Klahn- Kentucky Fried Movie

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"The authority wants you to remain delierious so they can manuver with impunity.
I see one individual being carted away and the authorities making sure you see that everything is fine and telling you that the "delierious man" wont be bothering you anymore and you, you are just happy as a pig in a poke."

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As a free man living in a free country.... May I ask... What am I free to do IN THIS "FREE" COUNTRY?

"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom." -The great Milton Friedman

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Who is John Galt?

"When the blind man found his sight he discovered the world. There are three planes of existance. The one we live in, the one we like to live in and the third is one we will never live in as much as we would want. We choose one but we live in two yet exist in all three for a short time." -

Lord, help me to become the person that my dog already thinks I am.
--Unknown

quote Originally posted by 84Bill: "The authority wants you to remain delierious so they can manuver with impunity. I see one individual being carted away and the authorities making sure you see that everything is fine and telling you that the "delierious man" wont be bothering you anymore and you, you are just happy as a pig in a poke."

"Stop taping this or I'll break your camera & throw you in jail!"
~Power With Something To Hide~

"Shaking like a three-legged cat trying to bury s**t on a frozen lake" anon

"When the snake falls in love with the spaghetti, its time to buy a new hat."
-Scott Adams

quote Originally posted by 84Bill: "When the blind man found his sight he discovered the world. There are three planes of existance. The one we live in, the one we like to live in and the third is one we will never live in as much as we would want. We choose one but we live in two yet exist in all three for a short time." -

I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw!

This message written with 100% recycled electrons.
--Unknown

"Does anybody really know what time it is?" -Chicago Transit Authority, 1969

"The enemy of the people is their own ignorance and one day they will wake up to find themselves prisoner of their own designs.." - Me

This war differs from other wars, in this particular. We are not fighting armies but a hostile people, and must make old and young, rich and poor, feel the hard hand of war.
William Tecumseh Sherman

The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life.
John F. Kennedy

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."
--Bertrand Russell

FIERO - " The car that has made Mechanics out of ordinary men, since 1984".
- by a member of our group? Ed

Red Forman: Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.

Michael Kelso: One day, I'm gonna open a restaurant, and everything on the menu is gonna be special. So, when somebody comes in and says "Hey, Kelso, what's special on the menu?", I can say "Everything."

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