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Beware the Fury of a Patient Man

Sit your $5 a** down before I make change.

Your mama's so poor, that your tits are real - Hadji from Malibu's Most Wanted
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"4 animals women should have: a jaguar in the garage, a mink on her shoulders, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all!" - rcrtrisse
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Otto: Apes don't read philosophy!
Wanda: Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it.

-from a Fish Called Wanda
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"All animals are equal...but some are more equal than others." -George Orwell

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"Total flight distance was nearly 200 feet. Pretty exciting, but the chassis is completely wrecked."
Screwball friend of mine that might not want to be named.
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never eat yellow snow.

life is like oral s*x, one slip of the tongue and youre in the sh*t.
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"Ya' can't fix stupid!" --Ron White

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"He had a sh!t-fit!"
"Wow... a sh!t-fit?! Glad I wasn't there!" --George Carlin
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"Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick" - The Walrus Creedo
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'Moisture is the essence of wetness'
'Mer - MAN, Mer-MAN !'

Ben Stiller, Zoolander.
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Too soon old, too late smart.
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"The egoist in the absolute sense is not the man who sacrifices others. He is the man who stands above the need of using others in any manner. He does not function through them. He is not concerned with them in any primary matter. Not in his aim, not in his motive, not in his thinking, not in his desires, not in the source of his energy. He does not exist for any other man- and he asks no other man to exist for him. This is the only form of brotherhood and mutual respect possible between men."

Words of Howard Roark, from "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand.

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"I swear by my Life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man,
nor ask another man to live for the sake of mine. " - John Galt in Atlas Shrugged, Published by Random House in 1957
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"My Lawyer Can Beat Up Your Lawyer" --Bumper sticker
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If it ain't loose, don't screw it.
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Wow. I was not expecting that one
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You may have to tuck your nuts every now and then, just don't forget where they are - A friend of mine talking about women
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Jesus was a social activist liberal. bumper sticker i saw yesterday.
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"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't." -- Mark Twain
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"There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe them."
--George Orwell
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"Rackem brackem frackem!!!" -Yosemite Sam
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"if only the good die young i'll be immortal!" <--me
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"Without evil there can be no good, without good there is only evil." - The dude that made this post
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"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun then with a kind word alone."
- Al Capone

“Don't carry a gun. It's nice to have them close by, but don't carry them. You might get arrested.”
- John Gotti

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"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious."
--Aristotle (384-322 BC) Greek philosopher
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"A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have." -Gerald R. Ford, 38th President of the United States

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Where there is doubt, there is freedom.
--Latin Proverb
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"I am a soldier so that my son may be a farmer so that his son may be a philosopher." - George Washington
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"The freedom to be an individual is the essence of America." -Marilyn vos Savant

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Some husbands have audio dislexia.
Some wives have verbal dislexia.
When one of each are married together, they are likely to get along fine.

- Me
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"I do not believe that sending more troops to Iraq is the answer. Iraq requires a political rather than a military solution."
- Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kansas)

"This is a dangerously wrong-headed strategy that will drive America deeper into an unwinnable swamp at a great cost. We cannot escape the reality that there will be no military solution in Iraq."
- Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Nebraska)

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"The depravity of a society can be measured by observing how it treats women." -A wise preacher I know

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"It's not the years, it's the mileage" - Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

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No consideration, however, will move me to set aside truth in favor of supposed national interests
--Sigmund Freud
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" I think you may end up having to have a Kurdish, a Sunni, a Shiite area, and Baghdad being a federal capital. Hopefully you can maintain it in one country,”
- Sen. Sam Brownback in a dazzling display of his leadership, strategic planning skills, and decisiveness

"You can't just drop the 82nd Airborne into Baghdad and it will all be over. "
- Sen. Chuck Hagel when he supported a massive military solution

Stick to law gentlemen.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Women inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing......She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
-- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
-- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend... if you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
-- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
-- Samuel Johnson

"He had delusions of adequacy."
-- Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
-- Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
-- Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
-- Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
-- Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
-- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
-- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
-- Billy Wilder

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