I’m an abnormality, we all are abnormalities and just because more of a certain type of abnormalities ore exhibited by the majority doesn’t mean that the minority is more abnormal, if anything it is obviously less abnormal.

"I did have an option to go to a pay jail, but I chose to decline because I feel that the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and I wanted to show everyone that I can be just like everybody else. And I'm gonna do the time the right way and I hope this will be a good example to people. Hopefully this will show people that you know I am a strong and good person." - Paris Hilton 6/03/07

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, however, there is.
--Anonymous

Perhaps all pleasure is only relief. -William S. Burroughs

"De poney run, he jump an' pitch, An' tumble massa in de ditch; He died, an' de jury wonder'd why De verdic was de blue tail fly." - Jimmy Crack Corn

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this BS before.
--Anonymous

"Where did all those F***ing Indians come from?"--General George Armstrong Custer

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“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”

-Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel

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"I think we should legalize Marijuana in this country....

...Yeah, so potheads have nothing to talk about ever again!"

- Daniel Tosh

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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- Somerset Maugham

"The advance of human liberty can only strengthen the cause of world peace." -President Ronald Wilson Reagan, 6-12-87

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"Talkers are no good doers."
--William Shakespeare, Henry VI

The practice of arbitrary imprisonments, [has] been in, in all ages, [one of] the favorite and most formidable instruments of tyranny." -- Alexander Hamilton, Federalist Paper 84

"I don't believe my role is to replace the verdict of a jury with my own." - George W. Bush in his book A Charge to Keep, 1999

"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
--Harry S. Truman

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder Camara

The cause of freedom is not the cause of a race or a sect, a party or a class-it is the cause of human kind, the very birthright of humanity.
--Anna Julia Cooper

"you get all the sleep you want when you are dead"

here a few of my favorites.....

"if your not making dust......you're eating it." t-shirt

"cowgirls....saw it...wanted it...had a fit....got it..." t-shirt

"women with riding crops....92% more likely to get what they want" t-shirt

"WARNING! i can only please one person a day...today is not your day...tomorrow doesn't look good either." t-shirt

"...save a horse, ride a cowboy..." song, i think

"oh, what the #$%& broke on my car now!!" my husband

"if its got t!ts or tires, its gonna cost ya money" unknown

quote Originally posted by anonymity: here a few of my favorites..... "if your not making dust......you're eating it." t-shirt "cowgirls....saw it...wanted it...had a fit....got it..." t-shirt "women with riding crops....92% more likely to get what they want" t-shirt "WARNING! i can only please one person a day...today is not your day...tomorrow doesn't look good either." t-shirt "...save a horse, ride a cowboy..." song, i think "oh, what the #$%& broke on my car now!!" my husband "if its got t!ts or tires, its gonna cost ya money" unknown

I like it, but I think that 92% is a pretty conservative estimate.

"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."

Taxation follows public debt, and in its train wretchedness and oppression.
--Thomas Jefferson

Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. - Henry David Thoreau

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"When even one American who has done nothing wrong is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth, then all Americans are in peril."
--Harry S. Truman

I believe that every individual is naturally entitled to do as he pleases with himself and the fruits of his labor, so far as it in no way interferes with any other men's rights. – Abraham Lincoln

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quote Originally posted by fogglethorpe: I believe that every individual is naturally entitled to do as he pleases with himself and the fruits of his labor, so far as it in no way interferes with any other men's rights. – Abraham Lincoln

And on the flip side there is this point of view:

"I CAN legally take a bull horn and blow out your eardrums or just flat out blow your head off your shoulders. It is WELL within my right to do so but I "should have" and may need to prove I did indeed have a good reason for doing so." ~ 84Bill

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
--Will Rogers

"More rocks" - Giles Cory

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me."

"The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. "

-Ayn Rand

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You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom. You can only be free if I am free -Clarence Darrow

Confucious say.....Crowded elevator smell different to midget !!

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Well this one is very Australianised so you need to understand our slang.

Bumper sticker: Fat chicks - Shoot em, don't root em.

"People shouldn't be afraid of their governments, the government should be afraid of their people." --V for Vendetta

Ignorance is the anesthesia that numbs the pain of stupidity
--Unknown

quote Originally posted by Taijiguy: ...I STILL practically squeal like a little girl...

“ God governs in the affairs of man. And if a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without his notice, is it probable that an empire can rise without His aid? We have been assured in the Sacred Writings that except the Lord build the house, they labor in vain that build it. I firmly believe this. I also believe that, without His concurring aid, we shall succeed in this political building no better than the builders of Babel” –Benjamin Franklin, from his Constitutional Convention speech, 1787

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" ...screw normal. You know why? If you're normal the crowd will except you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."

-Christopher Titus

"What, me worry?" -Alfred E. Neuman

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A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes bleed the hand that uses it.
--Rabindranath Tagore