Say something insanely loud & irradict right after dropping one: "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers!" "My teeth smell like brussel sprouts!" "Burnning lemons are touching my feet! "This music tastes like shoestring juice!"
Anything disjointed & insane.
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LitebulbwithaFiero Member
Posts: 3380 From: LaSalle, Michigan Registered: Jun 2008
One of the guys at work likes to wait until you're working in one of the hot aisles in the server room, then walk in front of the rack you're working with on the cold aisle and let one rip. He calls it the farticle accelerator.
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Boostdreamer Member
Posts: 7175 From: Kingsport, Tennessee USA Registered: Jun 2007
OK guys... this is the strangest thing i have ever seen... My husband is a neat freak, so when he has just showered and put on clean tighty-whiteys and a pair of shorts and is sitting around the house, he doesnt want to dirty up his clean clothes so if he has to rip one....
...He freakin flips his shorts and underwear down off his a$$ and farts bare-a$$ed into the room!!!
WTF??? Has ANYONE ever witnessed this behavior? This is just freakin bizarre! If you guys can come up with a name for THAT f'd up ritual, i will spring it on him the next time he does it.
------------------ A good man is hard to find...but a good Fiero mechanic is Priceless.
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87antuzzi Member
Posts: 11151 From: Surrounded by corn. Registered: Feb 2009
This never seemed appropriate for the forum - until now. Old Timer Never jump to conclusions: Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought... But you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought... But you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was GAS... But I was wrong, too!"
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Xerces_Blackthorne Member
Posts: 6163 From: Mertztown PA Registered: Mar 2008
1 lb of dried black beans. 1 large cut up onion. 1 teaspoon garlic powder. 1 teaspoon red pepper. salt as you desire. 1 ham hock or about 2 cups of ham chunks. put them all in a big pot, cover well with water--soak overnight.
Cook till the beans are tender. Serve with cornbread.
I promise, that night, it will be worse than anything pinto beans could ever produce in a gaseous state. To the moon!
They escape, and float around the room, till they find their intended target...*pop* "AIEEE!!!!"
Back in High School, I would eat a buncha Taco Bell. The next day, I'd be full of those directional Bubble-Farts. One time, I was launching them left and right in Latin Class, kids were literally screaming and getting out of their seats from my silent onslaught. The teacher was sitting at his desk, with a face of shock, saying 'what's going on? What is it?? One of my victims pointed at me and said 'It's Rumore! He FARTED!!!!" The teacher was not amused. "So what if he did? Sit back down, and stop making such a racket!!! How bad could it.." *sniff* *sniff* He shot up like a rocket 'Rumore, GET OUT! GET OUT NOWWW!!!"
Originally posted by Fiero84Freak: I read something interesting a while back. Did you know that the average person daily releases nearly 750ccs of gas into the air from having gas? Now multiply that by all the people in the world.
lol... now I'm above average....
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Formula88 Member
Posts: 53788 From: Raleigh NC Registered: Jan 2001
If you've worked with rack mounted servers / electronics, you know their airflow is front to back - the suck in cold air up front, and exhaust the host air out the back, which happens to be where the cable connections are. One of the guys at work will go crop dusting past the server rack while someone is on the other side plugging in cables. Preheated - and blown in your face.
If you've worked with rack mounted servers / electronics, you know their airflow is front to back - the suck in cold air up front, and exhaust the host air out the back, which happens to be where the cable connections are. One of the guys at work will go crop dusting past the server rack while someone is on the other side plugging in cables. Preheated - and blown in your face.
He calls it the farticle accelerator.
Did you forget you posted this same thing up near the top of the page?
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Oct 15th, 2010
Formula88 Member
Posts: 53788 From: Raleigh NC Registered: Jan 2001
Originally posted by Fierfly: ...He freakin flips his shorts and underwear down off his a$$ and farts bare-a$$ed into the room!!!
WTF??? Has ANYONE ever witnessed this behavior? This is just freakin bizarre! If you guys can come up with a name for THAT f'd up ritual, i will spring it on him the next time he does it.
OK guys... this is the strangest thing i have ever seen... My husband is a neat freak, so when he has just showered and put on clean tighty-whiteys and a pair of shorts and is sitting around the house, he doesnt want to dirty up his clean clothes so if he has to rip one....
...He freakin flips his shorts and underwear down off his a$$ and farts bare-a$$ed into the room!!!
WTF??? Has ANYONE ever witnessed this behavior? This is just freakin bizarre! If you guys can come up with a name for THAT f'd up ritual, i will spring it on him the next time he does it.
They escape, and float around the room, till they find their intended target...*pop* "AIEEE!!!!"
Back in High School, I would eat a buncha Taco Bell. The next day, I'd be full of those directional Bubble-Farts. One time, I was launching them left and right in Latin Class, kids were literally screaming and getting out of their seats from my silent onslaught. The teacher was sitting at his desk, with a face of shock, saying 'what's going on? What is it?? One of my victims pointed at me and said 'It's Rumore! He FARTED!!!!" The teacher was not amused. "So what if he did? Sit back down, and stop making such a racket!!! How bad could it.." *sniff* *sniff* He shot up like a rocket 'Rumore, GET OUT! GET OUT NOWWW!!!"
Botty burps To cover hertheir embarrasment somebody very close to me (but not at the ime, thank God ) was sitting (yes SITTING ) in a local restaurant with er neice, when she became aware of some rectal pressure( ). Being POSITIVE it was a botty-burp, she casually lifted one cheek...and let it slide out. Unfortunately, it DID slide out...and left her extremely uncomfortable, and far from approachable in safety She dashed to the toilet, as far as was possible considering she was wearing a short brown suede miniskirt (good colour choice ), and her niece followed...curious as to why her Auntie suddenly left the table at such speed . She divested herself of her noisome undwerwear, ( apparently very difficult to flush away down the toilet), sponged down the skirt...and made a rapid exit.leaving her neice to settle the bill, for the time being. By the time they got back home, in fits of laughter by now (and very dangerous, considering it might have happened again ), Ellie]She( ) said it was 'stimulating' to run the risk of no underwear High price to pay to discover THAT!! Hahaha!! DO you know why farts smell?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .So deaf people get to enjoy them as well Nick
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...and left her extremely uncomfortable, and far from approachable in safety 
