Dustin' the crops. = (when you're walking past a few co-workers)
I read something interesting a while back. Did you know that the average person daily releases nearly 750ccs of gas into the air from having gas? Now multiply that by all the people in the world.
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IFLYR22 Member
Posts: 1775 From: Tucson, AZ. Registered: May 2007
"Over the past twenty years, biologists have been intrigued by the properties of various gases (called gasotransmitters) in signaling a number of functions in the bodies of mammals. You may be familiar with some earlier work. Nitrous oxide is used by many cardiac patients. Gasotransmitters are common in mammals. Findings on the importance of hydrogen sulfide in mice, as this study reports, may have applications in human diseases, such as diabetes and neurodegenerative diseases."
Neat.
A new one....."I just gasotransmitted".
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Posts: 12143 From: Metro Detroit Registered: Mar 2003
Just saw a fart contest on World's Dumbest Competitions. They'd fart in a hose and the judges would all stick their faces into a big funnel on the other end to get the wonderful aromatic qualities. How many of you were in that one?
Assfrin-guaranteed to clear the stuffiest sinuses.
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Posts: 43231 From: Southern MN Registered: May 2007
You know, here in Wisconsin (methane land, land of the cow fart, etc.) our idiot state government is thinking of charging our "rich" farmers for cow farts. Lord help us.......
Old boss of mine had some of the wettest, nastiest farts I have ever heard. He loved farting in front of new people, he was very proud of his farts. He would fart, and say "that one was electric". As you looked at him in disgust and wonderment, he'd say "yeah, it was full of juice"
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SCCAFiero Member
Posts: 1144 From: Boca Raton, Fl USA Registered: Apr 2006
750cc?? Bunch of slack jawed pussies. I do that before breakfast.
BTW- Mine are known as explosive decompressions.
John Stricker
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Originally posted by Fiero84Freak:
Dustin' the crops. = (when you're walking past a few co-workers)
I read something interesting a while back. Did you know that the average person daily releases nearly 750ccs of gas into the air from having gas? Now multiply that by all the people in the world.
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