From Hoi Poloi,
Man,,,,"Permit me to transfer you into gentlemen."

Curly,,,,What happened? You're all canned up!"
Moe,,,,"You're all buttoned up!" Smack

Moe,,,,"See the little deer? Does the little deer have a little doe?"
Curly,,,,"Why certainly, two bucks!"

Curly,,,,"Care to dance?"
Homely Lady,,,,"Why certainly."
Curly,,,,"I changed my mind, we'll sit this one out."
....Later....
Curly,,,,"Thanks for the dance, now go cut yourself a slice of throat."

Lady,,,,"You must believe in hyposysis of ocult power."

Lady,,,,"Someday you will find the eternal flame."
Moe,,,,"Lady, I've found it!"
Moe,,,,"What are you going to do with it?"
Moe,,,,"Get rid of it!"

Curly,,,,What was that for? We didn't do anything."
Moe,,,,"That's in case you do and I'm not around."

From Pardon my scotch
Gentleman,,,,"They will now perform their native dance."
Curly,,,,"I ain't takin my clothes off for no one."

Moe,,,,"This ought to pick him up."
Curly,,,,"And lay him down too."

Larry,,,,Maybe we better humor him."
Curly,,,,I'll marry him if there is enough money in it."

Scotsman,,,,"Are you laddies, by chance, from Lochlumen"?
Curly,,,,"No, we're from lockjaw, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." smack smack

From Uncivil Warriors
Judith,,,,"This is my cake, I call it southern comfort."
Moe,,,,"Tastes more like southern comforter."

Moe,,,,"Hows your taste?"
Curly,,,,"Mine tastes like a mattress."
Moe,,,,"Want mine?"
Curly,,,,"Not now, I'm stuffed."

Co. Butz,,,,"Gentlemen, meet Major Filbern. He's known as 'Bloodhound Filbern', and he can smell a spy a mile away."
Curly,,,,"I'm glad he can't smell'em any closer !!"

Why, I oughta...

Curly,,,,"Chumps?!" "He don't even know our names."

Gentleman,,,,"Are you members of the press"?
Curly,,,,,"I used to be,,,but I didn't do any pressing, I went through the pockets, sorta like a dry cleaning".

Manager,,,,"I just hired three new men..."

Curly,,,,"What do we have to do?"
Moe,,,,"Shoot golf."
Curly,,,,"Ooooooooh hunting, how are we gonna shoot golfs without guns?"
Moe,,,,"C'mon buffalo breath"

Moe,,,,"Press."
Larry,,,,"Press."
Curly,,,,"Pull."

Curly,,,,"I shot a seven but they wouldn't give me the money."

Lady,,,,"Care to trip the light fantastic"?
Curly,,,,"No, but I'd like to dance."

Curly (Various shorts) WO WO WO WO WO WO

Curly,,,,"Whats's that monkey got that I haven't got?"
Moe,,,,"A longer tail!"

Moe,,,,"If you're gonna cheat, then cheat fair!"
Moe,,,,"If there's anything I hate, it's a crooked crook!"

Curly,,,,"Hit Santa Claus,,,,just for that,,,, no toys!"

Moe,,,,"I'll take the blonde."
Larry,,,,"I'll taake the brunette."
Curly,,,,"I'll take the black and tan."

,,,,"I'm Flo."
,,,,"I'm Mary."
,,,,"I'm Shirley."

Curly,,,,"That's no lump, that's my head!"

Moe,,,,,"We too loathe those scurious door to door leaches!"

Larry,,,,"How do you spell 50 cents?"
Moe,,,,"Better make that 75."
Lady,,,,"What did you say?"
Moe,,,,"It's great to be alive."

Curly,,,,"This paste is lumpy."
Larry,,,,"This wall paper has eyes."
Curly,,,,This paper looks like Moe!"

Moe,,,,"I'll knock your head right through your socks!"

Moe,,,,"Oh boy, where did you get the tools!"
Larry,,,,"On the head!"

Curly,,,,"I'm no mule!"
Moe,,,,"Your ears are too short!"

Curly,,,,"Eeney meeney miney moe, you can't go wrong with Moe!"

Lady,,,,"She'll slice your throat for two dabloons."
Moe,,,,"We've got a barber that do it for one!"
Curly,,,,But he's not as good looking."

Moe,,,,"Watch your P's and Q's."
Curly,,,,"Don't forget to dot your eyes."
Moe,,,,"Oh yeah." plink

King,,,,",,,But never have I been given the raspberry!"

Larry,,,,"Guaranteed forever, should you live that long!"

Moe,,,,"What are you, cowards?" "I'll lead the way, go ahead!"

Moe,,,,"Help, I'm stuck!"
Curly,,,,"Are you sure?"
Moe,,,,"Sure I'm sure."
Curly,,,,"That's all that I wanted to know!" plink slap crash bonk

Curly,,,,I'm concentrating but nothing's happening!"

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"

You know... people have been banned here for far less than what these guys said way back when. Wow, to be funny without using curse words! I guess all the funny stuff that could be said nice and clean has already been done so it's on to the next level.

quote Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O: You know... people have been banned here for far less than what these guys said way back when. Wow, to be funny without using curse words! I guess all the funny stuff that could be said nice and clean has already been done so it's on to the next level.

Think again wise guy, nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Moe said the following insults,,,,
Worm
Stupid Idiot
Petty Larceny Stooge
Picklebrain
Mongoose
Dumb Cluck
Tub O' Lard
Baby Hippopotamus
Mental Midget
Mophead
Mophead
Tadpole
Squashbrain
Sawdusthead
Ignoramous
Baboon
Chowderhead
Termite
Half-wit
Half-Brother to a Weasel
Jughead
Flatbush Flathead
Porcupine
Ironhead
Chiseler
Chowderhead
Laughing Hyena
Goosebrain
Overstuffed Bologna
Nitwit
Petty Larceny Stooge
Clumsy Idiot
Onionhead
Dimwit

Curly,,,,"If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' til you do suck seed."

Shemp,,,,""Now, if only we could find an adult."

Curly,,,,"It's sabatoogy I tell ya..."

Curly,,,,"Poor Moe."
Larry,,,,"Oh woe is Moe."
Moe,,,,"Oh WOE is YOU !"
Larry,,,,"WHOA, MOE !!"

Moe,,,"Get the Dynamite. I knew we'd have to use it for something."
Curly,,,,"HEY !! You're not gonna BLAST ?"
Moe,,,,"What would YOU DO?"
Curly,,,,"I'd blast !"

Moe,,,,"What's that?"
Larry,,,,"That's an eye."
Moe,,,,"Yeah,,,,an eye for an eye!" (Pokes Larry in his eyes)
Curly,,,,"And a tooth for a tooth?"
Moe,,,,"Certainly!" (Slaps Curly.)

Shemp,,,,"Separate two eggs." (Move two eggs apart)
Shemp,,,,(continuing ),,,,"Put 'em in the turkey. Any dope would know that!"

Moe,,,,"Toots, I'd love to cover you with furs... Only the best furs, mink, skunk, porcupine. Only the best for you..."

Moe,,,,""He made that freak thing. Let him suffer..." (the tooth will out)

Moe,,,,"Ya know, he's the most intelligent imbecile I ever saw."
Shemp,,,,"Hey, how about me?"
Moe,,,,"Oh, you're much smarter. You're just an imbecile."

Moe,,,,"Oh darling, leave your husband and fly away with us."
Curly,,,,"You know you love us, not that pickle-puss husband of yours."
Sgt. Dare,,,,"What's goin on here? "
Curly,,,,"Scram buddy, you're interferin with romance."

Moe,,,,"Ok kid, I'll just give it one tap to loosen it."
Curly,,,,"What , the sweater?"
Moe,,,,"No, the head."

Shemp,,,,"Do marshmellows have pits?"
Moe,,,,"No, there empty like your skull."

Moe,,,,"This reminds me of filet of sole."
Shemp,,,,"More like the heel."

Larry,,,,"Something tells me that we better take a walk."
Moe,,,,"Yeah but run!"

Curly,,,,"I've got an uncle who can make things dissapear."
Moe,,,,"Is he a magician?"
Curly,,,,"No, he's a kleptnomaniac, nyuk nyuk nyuk" smack slap

Curly,,,,"Make it turkey and ham, and candied sweet potatoes on the side, hot buttered bisquits in honey and smother the whole thing in chicken, but no beans!"

Moe,,,,"If you're gonna cheat, then cheat fair!",,,,"If there's anything I hate, it's a crooked crook!"

Curly,,,,"You heard of the pied piper of Hamlin? I figure that if he can pipe rats pie-eyed, then I can pipe ducks sober!"

Larry,,,,"We got to get rid of that captain and his officers!"
Moe,,,,"Yeah, we've got to use strategy."
Curly,,,,"We can't use nobody, there's only three of us!"

Moe,,,,"We'll pull names out of a hat."
Larry,,,,"I've got Florabell."
Moe,,,,"I've got Corabell."
Curly,,,,"I've got Stetson,,,,which one is she?"

Moe,,,,"We're off to the sea, to see what we can see, see?
Larry,,,,Curly,,,,"See see."
Moe,,,,We're off to the sea, where the wild winds blow, see?"

Moe,,,,"I know how to aim a cannon, right?"
Larry,,,,Curly,,,,"Right, right, right, to the right, the right, right."
Moe,,,,"Wait a minute! Everything allright?"
Larry,,,,Curly,,,,"Right!" smack smack

Man,,,,"I am Paul Payne, the heart throb of millions!"
Larry,,,,"What's a heart throb?"
Curly,,,,"A pain in the neck!"

Moe,,,,"Why don't you look where you're painting?"
Curly,,,,"I'm painting where I'm looking."

Curly,,,,"Hey fellas, I can't hear a thing!
Moe,,,,Larry,,,,"Why not?!"
Curly,,,,"I'm not listening!"

EDIT, wow I just had a word censored so I had to replace it with "aim" as in "aim a cannon", you pull a trigger back is to have a cannon cocked to fire which is the quote from the stooges in this short.
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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"

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Curly,,,,"Oh boy medicine, I feel better already."
Moe,,,,"What was wrong with you?"
Curly,,,,"Nothing."

Moe,,,,"Oh a microphonie!"
Curly,,,,"Yeah, and a phony on the mike!"

Curly,,,,"Did you hear that?"
Larry,,,,"That Doc Mallard's nothing but a quack."
Moe,,,,"Yeah, that means duck!"

Army man,,,,"Did you get the squeek out?"
Curly,,,,"Boy we got everything out!!!"

Moe,,,,"What do you call this cake?"
Lady,,,,"Southern comfort."
Moe,,,,"More like southern conferter."

Moe,,,,"This cake is as light as a feather!"

Larry,,,,"We got to get rid of that captain and his officers!"
Moe,,,,"Yeah, we've got to use strategy."
Curly,,,,"We can't use nobody, there's only three of us!"

Larry,,,,"That's the judge that wants to send us up for life!"
Shemp,,,,"Don't worry, where's there life, there's hope."

Curly,,,,"I've got an idea."
Moe & Larry,,,,"Yeah?"
Curly,,,,"We'll get some grease,"
Moe & Larry,,,,"yes,"
Curly,,,,"spill it on the floor,"
Moe & Larry,,,,"yes yes,"
Curly,,,,"and slip by!" smack slap poke slap smack

General,,,,"I'll give them commissions in the army."
Curly,,,,"Commissions?!" "Not me, straight salary or nothing."

Curly,,,,"Food." "Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, gee I like food!"

Curly,,,,"We've met the enemy and he belongs to us." (Goodby Mr. Chumps)

Innkeeper,,,,"What kind of fool do you take me for."
Curly,,,,"Why, is there more than one kind?"

Moe,,,,"I've got it!"
Curly,,,,"Everytime you've got it, I get it!"

Curly,,,,"Say, you're not a bad dancer."
Moe,,,,"Ya dance better if your legs were on backwards."
Curly,,,,"I bet you tell that to all the boys."

Curly,,,,"I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it."

Shemp,,,,"12-oclock!"
Moe,,,,"Where ya going?!"
Shemp,,,,"Out to lunch."
Moe,,,,"If the customers can stand your cooking, so can you!" smack slap

Moe,,,,"You had an halucination!"
Shemp,,,,"No, I had a hunk of pipe."

Moe,,,,"If you give us until sunrise, we'll be back by sundown!"

Larry,,,,"Say, did I give you carbolic acid? I'd love to!

Curly,,,,"Indians? I ain't afraid of Indians! Once I shot a Morris chair from under Sitting Bull!"

Curly,,,,"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit, but you look more like her stepfather!"

Moe,,,,"Use Gritto, radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look!"

Moe,,,,"Oh, boxcars wasn't good enough for you, eh?"
Curly,,,,"I wouldn't know, I'm a stowaway!"
Moe,,,,"Well stow THIS away!" smack

Shemp,,,,"See, there's something fishy here."
Moe,,,,"Yeah, you two suckers!" slap slap smack

Detective,,,,"Oh you're the missing link?"
Curly,,,,"No, I'm the found link."

Curly (reading will),,,,"To my nephew Curly Q. Link; I leave the sum total of .67 cents net."

Curly,,,,"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Let a man who knows how to saw , see , saw!" "Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antellope are play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ing!" smack

Moe,,,,"Listen, we've got to act like society so these dames won't throw us out."
Curly,,,,"I refuse to act that dopey!"

Moe,,,,"Remind me to murder you later!"
Curly,,,,"I'll make a note of it, got a pen?"
Moe,,,,"Nevermind, I'll do it now!" smack bonk crash slap

Moe,,,,"Now remember, we're census takers, not ordinary idiots."

Curly,,,,"Maybe they're 'safari' you can't see them."

Curly,,,,"They're pointing at where you're standing."
Moe,,,,"You mean where I was."

Moe,,,,"Listen William Tell, for two pins I'd beat your brains in."
Curly,,,,"I haven't any pins."
Moe,,,,"Haven't any brains either." smack

Moe,,,,"The idea is to get the dirt outta the hole."

Curly,,,," One, two, three, ....and FOUR is ten !!" nyuk nyuk nyuk

Curly,,,,"She was bred in ol Kentucky but she's only a crumb up here,
She's knock-kneed and double jointed with a cauliflower ear,
Someday we shall be married and if vegetables get to dear,
I'll just cut myself a nice big slice of her cauliflower ear,
'cause that ain't rationed!"

Lady,,,,"Do you Rhumba?
Curly,,,,"Only when I take bicarbonate!"

Curly,,,,"Let's go to Tunis, then we can get some Tunis sandwiches!"

Larry,,,,"Okay, I'll pull 'em up, you go get the iron bar and hit him on the head."
- - - CLANG - - -
Curly,,,,"Hey, this fish looks like Moe!"

Moe,,,,"This is a very sad case, ever since he's been bit by a dog, he thinks he is one!"
Doctor,,,,"What happened to the dog?"
Moe,,,,"He died."

Curly,,,,"Give us another chance! Be a regular guy!"

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Loudspeaker,,,,"Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard; room 66, room 72, room 83!"

Nurse,,,,"I don't know why you are wispering, I lost my voice asking for a raise."

Administrator,,,,"What did you do for the patient in room 72?"
Curly,,,,"Nothing, what did he ever do for us!"

,,,,"For duty and humanity!"

Larry,,,,"A marvelous accomplishment."
Moe,,,,"A prodigious achievement."
Curly,,,,"It's putrid!"

Shemp,,,,"I can't understand what happened to that turkey, I only had the dial set on 650*F."
Moe,,,,"I'll baste you in nitric acid!"

Judge,,,,"Say, I've seen these fellows someplace before but I just can't place them."

Moe,,,,"We eluded them!"
Curly,,,,"Yeah, and we got away."

Moe,,,,"Oh look, a micro-phonie."
Curly,,,,Yeah, and a phony on ht emike."

Larry,,,,"Look at what came through the wall."
Shemp,,,,"A gopher!"
- - - smack bang crash bong slap crack bang- - -
Larry,,,,"Hey, that gopher sounds like Moe."
Shemp,,,,"What do ya know, it is Moe!"

,,,,"Mutiny eh?"

Moe,,,,"Fix that punch and make it snappy."
Shemp,,,,"The lady said that she wanted it weak!"

First Friday of the month, 8:00pm eastern time, join us for stooge chat at "Lunkheads Place"

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Iv'e got it, I've got it!
What?
A terific headache! slap smack
No wait a minute, I've got the lyrics to Spike TV's stooges slap happy hour theme song.
Well then, what are you waiting for? Give!
Its' sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice, certainly!

Larry, Curly, Moe

Shemp and sometimes Joe,

Women think they're slow,

But everybody knows,

a poke in the eye and a kick in the rear

a saw on the scalp and a nail in the ear,

a poke in the head and a tip of a spear,

a bucket of paint and a barrel of beer,

pull up a seat, we're happy you're here,

It's the Three Stooges Happy Hour.

A mini-marathon!

Sunday, December 25

Spike TV

9AM .........A DUCKING THEY DID GO
9:30AM .....SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE
10AM ........A PLUMBING WE WILL GO
10:30AM ....THREE DARK HORSES
11AM .........FALSE ALARMS
11:30AM .....LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD
12PM ..........PHONY EXPRESS
12:30PM ......PLAYING THE PONIES
1PM .............I CAN HARDLY WAIT
1:30PM.......... I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE

A nice little Christmas present from Spike TV.

Curly,,,," We haven't any presents, all the stores were closed."

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"
TCC solenoid replacement
Motor mount replacement
Door hinge repairs
Exhaust manifold gaskets
Main electrical harness
Three Stooges quotes, My new bed, jetman vrs dishes, jetmans’ photo galleries,

Took a while but I composed a list of the Curly shorts sorted by both the year and release date.
I'll get a Shemp list up for everyone in the future.

Here you go!

1934
05/05/1934 Woman Haters
07/13/1934 Punch Drunks
09/28/1934 Men In Black
12/08/1934 Three Little Pigskins

1935
01/10/1935 Horses' Collars
02/20/1935 Restless Knights
03/29/1935 Pop Goes the Easel
04/26/1935 Uncivil Warriors
08/01/1935 Pardon My Scotch
08/29/1935 Hoi Polloi
11/28/1935 Three Little Beers

1936
02/06/1936 Ants in the Pantry
02/20/1936 Movie Maniacs
04/30/1936 Half-Shot Shooters
05/30/1936 Disorder in the Court
06/27/1936 A Pain in the Pullman
08/16/1936 False Alarms
09/11/1936 Whoops I'm an Indian
12/27/1936 Slippery Silks

1937
01/15/1937 Grips, Grunts, and Groans
03/19/1937 Dizzy Doctors
04/17/1937 Three Dumb Clucks
05/14/1937 Back to the Woods
07/02/1937 Goofs and Saddles
09/03/1937 Cash and Carry
10/15/1937 Playing the Ponies
11/26/1937 The Sitter-Downers

1938
01/07/1938 Termites of 1938
02/18/1938 Wee Wee Monsieur
04/01/1938 Tassels in the Air
05/13/1938 Flat Foot Stooges
05/20/1938 Healthy, Wealthy, and Dumb
07/02/1938 Violent is the Word for Curly
07/29/1938 Three Missing Links
10/14/1938 Mutts to You

1939
01/06/1939 Three Little Sew and Sews
02/24/1939 We Want Our Mummy
04/07/1939 A-Ducking They Did Go
05/19/1939 Yes, We Have No Bonanza
06/30/1939 Saved by the Belle
08/25/1939 Calling All Curs
10/06/1939 Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise
12/01/1939 Three Sappy People

1940
01/19/1940 You Nazty Spy Jules
03/08/1940 Rockin' Through the Rockies
04/19/1940 A-Plumbing We Will Go
06/14/1940 Nutty But Nice
07/26/1940 How High Is Up
08/23/1940 From Nurse to Worse
10/04/1940 No Census, No Feeling
11/15/1940 Cookoo Cavaliers
12/27/1940 Boobs in Arms

1941
02/07/1941 So Long, Mr. Chumps
03/21/1941 Dutiful But Dumb
05/16/1941 All The World's A Stooge
07/11/1941 I'll Never Heil Again
08/22/1941 An Ache in Every Stake
10/16/1941 In the Sweet Pie and Pie
12/04/1941 Some More of Samoa

1942
01/08/1942 Loco Boy Makes Good
02/26/1942 Cactus Makes Perfect
04/23/1942 What's the Matador?
07/02/1942 Matri-Phony
07/30/1942 Three Smart Saps
09/18/1942 Even as I.O.U.
11/13/1942 Sock-A-Bye-Baby

1943
01/01/1943 They Stooge to Conga
02/05/1943 Dizzy Detectives
04/02/1943 Spook Louder
05/28/1943 Back From the Front
07/09/1943 Three Little Twirps
07/30/1943 Higher Than a Kite
08/13/1943 I Can Hardly Wait
09/24/1943 Dizzy Pilots
11/18/1943 Phony Express
12/30/1943 A Gem of a Jam

1944
02/05/1944 Crash Goes the Hash
03/18/1944 Busy Buddies
05/26/1944 The Yoke's On Me
07/16/1944 Idle Roomers
09/22/1944 Gents Without Cents
11/24/1944 No Dough, Boys

1945
01/19/1945 Three Pests In a Mess
03/17/1945 Booby Dupes
07/20/1945 Idiots Deluxe
08/30/1945 If a Body Meets a Body
11/15/1945 Micro-Phonies

1946
01/10/1946 Beer Barrel Polecats
02/28/1946 A Bird in the Head
03/29/1946 Uncivil Warbirds
04/251946 Three Troubledoers
06/20/1946 Monkey Businessmen
07/04/1946 Three Loan Wolves
09/25/1946 G.I. Wanna Home
10/03/1946 Rhythm and Weep
12/05/1946 Three Little Pirates

1947
01/09/1947 Half-Wits' Holiday

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"

,,,,,and Shemp as promised.

1947
03/06/1947 Fright Night
04/24/1947 Out West
07/17/1947 Hold That Lion
09/11/1947 Brideless Groom
10/30/1947 Sing a Song of Six Pants
12/18/1947 All Gummed Up

1948
01/08/1948 Shivering Sherlocks
02/26/1948 Pardon My Clutch
03/04/1948 Squareheads of the Roundtable
05/06/1948 Fiddler's Three
07/08/1948 Hot Scots
09/02/1948 Heavenly Daze
10/07/1948 I'm a Monkey's Uncle
11/04/1948 Mummy's Dummies
12/09/1948 A Crime on Their Hands

1949
02/03/1949 The Ghost Talks
03/03/1949 Who Done It?
05/05/1949 Hokus Pokus
07/07/1949 Fuelin' Around
09/01/1949 Malice in the Palace
10/06/1949 Vagabond Loafers
11/03/1949 Dunked in the Deep

1950
01/05/1950 Punchy Cowpunchers
02/02/1950 Hugs and Mugs
03/02/1950 Dopey Dicks
05/04/1950 Love at First Bite
07/06/1950 Self-Made Maids
09/07/1950 Three Hams on Rye
10/05/1950 Studio Stoops
11/09/1950 Slaphappy Sleuths
12/07/1950 A Snitch in Time

1951
01/04/1951 Three Arabian Nuts
02/01/1951 Baby Sitters' Jitters
05/03/1951 Don't Throw That Knife
07/07/1951 Scrambled Brains
09/06/1951 Merry Mavericks
10/04/1951 The Tooth Will Out
11/01/1951 Hula-La-La
12/06/1951 The Pest Man Wins

1952
01/03/1952 A Missed Fortune
03/06/1952 Listen, Judge
05/01/1952 Corny Casanovas
07/03/1952 He Cooked His Goose
07/04/1952 Gents in a Jam
10/16/1952 Three Dark Horses
12/04/1952 Cuckoo on a Choo Choo

1953
02/05/1953 Up in Daisy's Penthouse
03/05/1953 Booty and the Beast
04/02/1953 Loose Loot
05/07/1953 Tricky Dicks
06/15/1953 Spooks
08/15/1953 Pardon My Backfire
09/03/1953 Rip, Sew, and Stitch
10/08/1953 Bubble Trouble
12/03/1953 Goof on the Roof

1954
02/04/1954 Income Tax Sappy
05/13/1954 Musty Musketeers
06/03/1954 Pals and Gals
09/02/1954 Knutzy Knights
10/07/1954 Shot in the Frontier
11/04/1954 Scotched in Scotland

1955
01/06/1955 Fling in the Ring
02/03/1955 Of Cash and Hash
03/10/1955 Gypped in the Penthouse
04/14/1955 Bedlam in Paradise
06/02/1955 Stone Age Romeos
09/01/1955 Wham-Bam-Slam
10/06/1955 Hot Ice
11/03/1955 Blunder Boys

1956
01/05/1956 Husbands Beware
02/02/1956 Creeps
04/05/1956 Flagpole Jitters
05/03/1956 For Crimin' Out Loud
06/21/1956 Rumpus in the Harem
09/06/1956 Hot Stuff
10/04/1956 Scheming Schemers
11/08/1956 Commotion on the Ocean

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"

Oh no!
Looks like Spike tV has taken the Three Stooges off of their weekend morning schedule.
Curly says,,,,"That's sabatoogie!"

quote Larry,,,,,"Do you smell rubbish burning?" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Huh?

quote Larry,,,,,"Do you smell rubbish burning?"

That's the scene where Larry accidently sets the back of Moe's pants on fire with a small blow torch.
Moe,,,,"You burn me up!"

You know Rumor, for a while I was thinking that everyone was ignoring me, hoping that the stooge thread would go away and die in the archives.

quote Originally posted by jetman: That's the scene where Larry accidently sets the back of Moe's pants on fire with a small blow torch. Moe,,,,"You burn me up!" You know Rumor, for a while I was thinking that everyone was ignoring me, hoping that the stooge thread would go away and die in the archives.

Ahhh, I figured he had done something physical...

singed butt hair's always a good for a laugh!

Spike TV, why I outta murder ya.

Spike TV has taken the slap happy hour off the air during the weekdays!

Remind me to murder them later, nevermind I think I'll do it now!

They have replaced it with "7 Days" during the morning 9:00 am to 10:00 am time slot weekdays.

They did leave it on the weekend schedule, 9:00 am to 10:00 am and also 3:00 am to 4:00 am for the night owls.

Oh woe is me! Nothing left for us to do then to bump ourselves off. I have to eat a pie first so I can die just right.

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"

I just scored big time but it took some work. Listen to this.

Tuesday night, I found a complete set of all 190 shorts of the Three Stooges in a 40 DVD set on eBay. I used the "buy it now" option and got a confirmation of payment from Pay-pal.

Wednesday afternoon I get a message from eBay.

quote Please be aware that the following listing: Item Number - 9130875868 Item Title - Three Stooges 40 DVD Set! 190 Episode Chrono Set! has been removed by eBay for violating of one or more of our policies. Any offers or bids placed on this listing are now null and void. Because the auction was ended early, you as a bidder are not required to complete the transaction.

eBay shut everything down so I exchanged a couple of emails directly with the seller and he wrote.

quote I have been improperly accused of selling unauthorize copies, probably by some competitor or jealous seller that does not like my superior product at a cheaper price. I have resellers rights, I have purchased these sets and have the right to resell them but eBay does not understand this and I will be talking to a lawyer.

I replied.

quote Sorry to hear the news (about eBay), I actually had a confirmation from Pay-pal that I had made the purchase prior to your removal from ebay so naturally I'm very dissapointed. I'm surprised that they can go after purchases retroactively. Double check your paypal account and if payment is there can you still ship product? I have the paypal email and the email from ebay copied here for you. Let me know ok?

The seller wrote back.

quote It does not say who paid and who didn't on my eBay home page, so it's a little difficult to find out what is going on right now. I did however see that your paypal transaction went through so I will be sending out your set as plannned, no worries.

My DVD set is being shipped out!
Woot woot woot!
Moe, Larry, the cheese, the cheese, the cheese!

* * * jetman spinning in circles on the floor * * *

,,,,"Gentlemen the queen requests your presence",,,,
,,,,Presents, we've got 190 of them, the store wasn't closed, nyuk nyuk nyuk."

Oh my gosh, I probably got the last set that is ever going to be sold like that! I'm flabberghasted!

Its collossal, its stupendous, its putrid, and its mine!

This is the significance of the moment, it has been next to impossible for the collector to get all 190 episodes. Your basic TV package that is shown across the country for years is 130 episodes. Everyone talks of the "missing 60" because of this. Those missing 60 are difficult to find. Now I've got all episodes uncut, unedited in DVD form for only $89 + shipping.

Man alive, words don't do justice as to how excited I am right now.

Wow, watching some Three Stooges episodes that I haven't seen in years on those DVD's.


Elmo the cowboy,,,,"I'm hitting the trail, Nel."
- - CRASH - - BOOM - - CRASH - -
Moe,,,,"Sounds like the trail hit HIM!"

Nel,,,,"Now we can get married!"
Elmo,,,,"Us cowboys ain't the marrying type, we just ride off into the sunset."
- - -gets smashed in head by vase and does a full forward flip - -
Elmo,,,,"Oh Nel hunny!"

Moe,,,,"Here, hold that chisel." - - CRUNCH - -

Shemp,,,,"What were you doing at 11 o'clock last night?"
Police Captain,,,,"Uh, oh I was at a lodge meeting."
Police officer,,,,"That last question broke the lie detector captain."

Curly,,,,"You're both crazy. I put the yeast in!"

Lady to Shemp,,,,"I bet that you're a ladykiller."
Moe,,,,"Sure, ladies take one look and drop dead!"

Curly,,,,* * CLUNK * * "What're you takin' a nap for?"

"Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!" - Curly ("No Census, No Feeling")

"Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whatta ya want that for?" "I got a tapeworm and that's good enough for him!" - Curly and Moe ("Punch Drunks")

"Oh, mutiny, eh?" "Yeah, and it's not on the Bounty!" - Moe and Curly ("Calling All Curs")

"A couple of pip pips, a little barbecue, and what have you!" - Shemp ("Who Done It?")

"Use Gritto, radio friends; the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look!" - Moe ("Micro-Phonies")

"I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf." - Curly ("Uncivil Warriors")

"Hot DOG! When it comes to cookin', I'm the cat's meow!" - Larry ("Malice In The Palace"/"Rumpus In The Harem")

"One of us is crazy, and it ain't YOU!" - Larry ("Crash Goes the Hash")

"I'll be back in a quack with a quack, and I do mean quack!" - Curly ("A-Ducking They Did Go")

"Meet the wife, and don't laugh." - Shemp ("Why Pay Rent?")

"Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon." - Curly ("Uncivil Warriors")

"Wait a minute, flathead! We just got a job. We're working for the census." "You mean Will Hays?" - Moe and Curly ("No Census, No Feeling")

"Uh-oh, a bald-headed screw. I wish I had a bald-headed screwdriver here!" - Moe ("The Three Stooges Meet Hercules")

"If this was my place, I'd throw ya out of it!" - Moe ("Whoops, I''m An Indian")

"Six lions were tearing me apart, bit by bit! Six lions!" "Quit lyin!" - Shemp and Moe ("The Ghost Talks")

"Huck mir nisht a chynick, and I don't mean efsher!" - Larry ("Mutts to You")

"Jeepers, creepers, what a night!" - Parrot ("Crash Goes the Hash")

"Jiffy Fixers: We Repare Enything! It's done in a flash for very small cash!" - Sign ("Listen, Judge")

"Oh, my tooth! My tooth! It feels like Gremlins are gremling in it!" " - Curly ("I Can Hardly Wait")

"How dare you look like someone I hate!" - Connie Cezan (as Slick Chick in "Tricky Dicks")

"Such levity! You remind me of The Three Stooges!" - Bud Jamison ("Crash Goes the Hash")

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' til ya do suck seed!" - Curly ("Movie Maniacs")

"Oh, a Be-bopper! Dig that crazy bopper name, eeb eeb eeb... Cool man, real George! Give me some skin! Give me some skin!" - Shemp Howard ("Spooks")

"That's enough! When you didn't know what you were talkin' about, you really had somethin'!" - Moe, to Curly ("Booby Dupes")

"I'm in a terrible dilemma." "Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars either." - Dorothy Granger and Moe ("Punch Drunks")

"Are ya listenin'? Ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-ba-boo!!" - Larry ("Dizzy Doctors")

"All I wanted was a nice, quiet visit." - Emil Sitka ("Gents In A Jam")

"Pipe down, you guys, you're spoilin' the whole war for me!" - Larry ("Half-Shot Shooters")


"You give me the three hundred dollars, and I give you the business!" - Lynton Brent ("Cookoo Cavaliers")

"You sho' is ugly!" - Dudley Dickerson ("A Gem of a Jam")

"Have you ever been indicted?" "Not since I was a baby, yer Honor!" - Vernon Dent and Moe ("Idiots Deluxe")

"You can be Secretary of the Offense, you'll be Secretary of the Inferior, and
I'll be Toastmaster General!" - Moe ("Three Dark Horses")

"Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!" - Moe ("Movie Maniacs")

"Give me Ripley! Yeah, believe it or not!" - Moe ("Even As I.O.U.")

"The Stooges have landed and have the situation well in hand!" - Moe ("Out West")

"I'm gonna change my socks... what an experience!" - Curly ("Cactus Makes Perfect," "Three Little Sew and Sews")

"Join hands, you lovebirds!" - Emil Sitka ("Brideless Groom")

"You know fish is great brain food." "You know you should fish for a whale." - Larry and Moe ("Pardon My Clutch"/"Wham-Bam-Slam")

"Brighto! Brighto! It makes old bodies new! We'll sell a million bottles, Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!" - ("Dizzy Doctors")

"Hey fellas, look! - DOLLAR DAY - This will put a pot in every palace!" "I'll put a pot on top of your head!" - Curly and Moe ("Matri-Phony")

"There was an ugly-lookin' thing starin' right at me. It was horrible! Whaddya know? It was YOU! " - Shemp ("Who Done It?")

"Oh! Look at the grouse!" - Curly ("Pop Goes the Easel")

"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit... but you look more like her stepfather!" - Curly, to Bearded Lady ("Three Little Twirps")

"Every time I hear that Weasel tune, something POPS inside of me!" - Curly ("Punch Drunks")

"I shot a seven, but they wouldn't give me the money!" - Curly ("Three Little Beers")

"Remember folks, Gritto spelled sideways is ottri-guh-guh." - Moe ("Micro-phonies")

"Say a few syllables! Utter a few adjectives!" - Moe ("Beer Barrel Polecats")

"There must be a way to get that ring without getting into trouble with the censor!" - Shemp ("Gypped In The Penthouse")


"Women? I tame 'em like Frank Buck tames tigers! Sometimes I'm kind to 'em, sometimes I crack the whip and make 'em jump!" - Moe ("Gents In A Jam")

"Does my head look like a steam pipe?" "No, a steam pipe hasn't got ears!" - Shemp and Moe ("Hokus Pokus")

"Poor Moe!" "Oh woe is Moe... Whoa, Moe!!" - Curly and Larry ("Idiots Deluxe")

"I used to play in five flats, but I got kicked outta the last one." - Shemp ("Gypped in the Penthouse")

"When Shemp pours on the charm, no dame can resist him!" - Moe ("Brideless Groom")

"I lost my ba-lance" "Oh, ya lost your ba-lance, eh?" "Yeah" "Well go find it!" - Larry and Moe ("Punch Drunks")

"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains it!?!" - Moe to Curly ("Three Sappy People")

"I wouldn't say yes, but I couldn't say no." "Would you say maybe?" "I might!" - Curly and Larry ("A Gem of a Jam")

"Oh, my darling, I'll give you security! The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia!" - Moe ("I'm A Monkey's Uncle")

"If you have a knicknack with with a nick in it, we'll knock the nick outta the knicknack with Brighto!" - Larry ("Dizzy Doctors")

This little video is a scream, fair warning, you'll bust a gut laughing at this one.

The Three Stooges Condenced

quote Originally posted by jetman: This little video is a scream, fair warning, you'll bust a gut laughing at this one. The Three Stooges Condenced

quote This video has been removed at the request of copyright owner Sony Pictures Entertainment because its content was used without permission

Sony has been known to take down any full length short on youtube but this surprises me because it was only 4 minutes long, but then again, it is copyrighted material. The only Three Stooges video clips left on youtube are the 4 public domain shorts, cartoons and the TV bumpers.

A whole month without a post in my three stooges thread, what am I, a knucklehead?
Oh, wait a minute, I am but I'll fix that!

CLANG CRASH CLANG

Gentleman,,,,"How can three men make so much noise painting!?"
Moe,,,,"You don't know us mister, we can make noise stuffing a matress!"


Moe,,,,"What do you know about mixing drinks?"
Larry,,,,"Nothing."
Moe,,,,"That's fine, now hand me a jigger."
Larry,,,,"HEY, you just put paint in there!"
Moe,,,,"Oh, so I did."
Larry,,,,"Whats that?"
Moe,,,,"Paint remover."


Moe,,,,,"Get the Dynamite. I knew we'd have to use it for something."
Curly,,,,,"HEY !! You're not gonna BLAST ?"
Moe,,,,,"What would YOU DO?"
Curly,,,,,"I'd blast !"


Gentleman,,,,,"I quit".
Moe,,,,"You can't quit"
Gentleman,,,,,"And why not?!"
Moe,,,,,"Because you're fired"!
Curly,,,,"You can't fire him"
Moe,,,,,"And why not?!"
Curly,,,,,"He quit"!


Patient,,,,"Give me an anesthetic Doc."
Curly,,,,"What color?"
Crook,,,,"He say's he wants to be knocked out."
Moe, Larry, Curly,,,,"Oooooohhhhh."
CLANG
Crook,,,,"What did you give him?!"
Curly,,,,"Hammeritis."

I've been promoted!
Yes, I am now the Moderator and Administrator (pro-tem) of Lunkheads Place, Three Stooges Forum.
http://www.lunkhead.net/board/phpBB2/

I'm paliptiating! nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

In the words of General Haig,,,,"I'm in control here!" just kidding.

"Moe, you better get over here, your missing the biggest thing of your life!"

General,,,,"As your reward, I'm giving you commisions in the army."
Curly,,,,Commisions?! Not me! Straight salary or nothing!"

,,,,"I just can't say worchestshire sause!"
,,,,But I can spell C-H-R-Y-S-A-N-T-H-E-M-U-M!!!!"

"Gentlemen, the queen requests your presence."
"We have no presents, all the stores were closed!"

....jetman spinning around on the floor....

"If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!"
"But you couldn't do that captian, we don't get up that early!"

"What do you see?" "Two dirty fingers." plink ouch!

"We're the best plumbers that ever plumbed a plumb!"

"He's pointing at where you're standing."
"You mean where I was!"

Moe,,,,Got that special deck of cards? ,,,,We won't need them."

"Hey, I want a contact too!"

"Guaranteed forever!"
"If you live that long!"

"Moe, Larry, the cheese, the cheese!"

Congratulations chump.
Chump, he don't even know my name! nyuk nyuk nyuk

[This message has been edited by jetman (edited 02-17-2007).]

Heads up!
Three Stooges Film Festival at the Redford Theater in Detroit Michigan presenting six shorts.
4/13 - 4/14 8PM and an afternoon showing on 4/14 2PM

A PLUMBING WE WILL GO (1940)
FROM NURSE TO WORSE (1940)
DUTIFUL BUT DUMB (1941)
AN ACHE IN EVERY STAKE (1941)
THE HOT SCOTS (1948 )
STUDIO STOOPS (1950)

More information at www.redfordtheatre.com


Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!!!!!

I'm palipitating

- - - jetman spinning around on the floor - - -

Moe,,,,"Oh a microphonie!"
Curly,,,,"Yeah, and a phony on the mike!"

"Moe, Larry, the cheese, the cheese!"
"Rougeford?,,,NO! "Limberger?,,,NO!
"Canasbourge!"

Time to crack open a six pack of Curly's! at the Redford Theater
,,,,I'll crack open your skull.

"Gentlemen, the queen requests your presence."
"We have no presents, all the stores were closed!"
(but),,,
,,,The Redford Theater will be open for the Three Stooges!

.... jetman STILL spinning around on the floor....

Curly,,,,"Eeney meeney miney moe, you can't go wrong with Moe!"

Gentleman,,,,,"I quit".
Moe,,,,"You can't quit"
Gentleman,,,,,"And why not?!"
Moe,,,,,"Because you're fired"!
Curly,,,,"You can't fire him"
Moe,,,,,"And why not?!"
Curly,,,,,"He quit"!

"He's pointing at where you're standing."
"You mean where I was!"

,,,,"Well I reckon that if there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."

- - - jetman doing handsprings all over the joint - -

Curly,,,,"I wouldn't say yes, but I couldn't say no."
Larry,,,,"Would you say maybe?"
Curly,,,,"I might!"

Moe,,,,,,"What's the idea of packin' the phone?"
Curly,,,,,,,"In case we get a call while we're gone."

Gentleman,,,,,"Are you sure that this work is in competent hands?
Curly,,,,,,"Certainly,,,,we're all incompetent"

- - jetman still palipitating - - -

Moe,,,,,,,"It's tremendous"
Larry,,,," It's colossal"
Shemp,,,"It's putrid!"
(and),,,,
It's at the Redford Theater!

Curly,,,,"I'm stabbed, I'm dead, I'm murdered, I'm killed, I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? I'm slaughtered, I'm annihilated, I'm destroyed, I'm barbecued, I'm done for. Can you think of anything else?
Moe,,,,"No, you've covered it all."
Curly,,,,"I'm not even wounded?!"
Moe,,,,"That's what you think!"

- - - jetman breathing into a paper bag - -

Curly,,,,,"Oh medicine, glug glug glug, I feel better already,"
Moe,,,,,"What was wrong with you?"
Curly,,,,"Nothing." smack

Moe,,,"If we're discovered, we're lost."
Curly,,,,"You're crazy, if we're discovered, we're found."

- - - jetman still too excited - - -

Moe,,,,"This ought to pick him up."
Curly,,,,"And lay him down too."

- - - jetman calling for tickets to the Redford Theater - - -

[This message has been edited by jetman (edited 03-03-2007).]

Look what I got you knuckle heads!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBay...=290092443171&rd=1,1
All of them! Now I can finally throw away my old worn VHS tapes from years ago
The seller has a few left if any of you other numbskulls what them

quote Originally posted by jetman:This is the significance of the moment, it has been next to impossible for the collector to get all 190 episodes. Your basic TV package that is shown across the country for years is 130 episodes. Everyone talks of the "missing 60" because of this. Those missing 60 are difficult to find. Now I've got all episodes uncut, unedited in DVD form for only $89 + shipping.

I see I'm paying a little more than you did! I wonder if this is the same seller?

[This message has been edited by Gokart (edited 03-12-2007).]

quote Originally posted by Gokart: I see I'm paying a little more than you did! I wonder if this is the same seller?

Doesn't look like the same seller. The person that I purchased from now has his own website called "All things worthwhile" and the video cover doesn't look the same at all. It's probably a bootleg copied from AMC or another source. My full DVD set only has a video quality of a generous 7 out of 10 due to the video drops from their satalite recording source. Matter of fact, I have about 3 shorts that have video drops so bad that it will lock up the DVD player. I have about 130 that I taped from AMC and Spike TV that I am saving just for this reason alone.

There was some discussion of Sony / C3 / Columbia productions coming out with a full DVD set all mastered from preserved film stock but I haven't heard anything lately. No idea of a price but it may be worth looking into. If the price is reasonable, I'll be making the purchase.

Gee wizz Gokart, for a year now, I thought that I had my own personal thread, either that or everyone was ignoring me. Glad to see you make a post in the official PFF Trhee stooges thread.

quote Originally posted by jetman:Gee wizz Gokart, for a year now, I thought that I had my own personal thread, either that or everyone was ignoring me. Glad to see you make a post in the official PFF Trhee stooges thread.

I was raised on the Stooges I bet half the members here love the Stooges as much as we do but do not want to make it public! I'm a Stooge fanatic! Don't care much for any of the "Joes" though.
I'll let you know what the quality of these DVD's are when they arrive.
Lady "young man, you act as if the sword of Damocles is hanging over your head"
Moe "Lady, you must be psychic!"
Lady "I wonder what's wrong with that young man"
(lady looks up and pie falls from the ceiling onto lady's face!)

[This message has been edited by Gokart (edited 03-13-2007).]

quote Originally posted by Gokart: Lady "young man, you act as if the sword of Damocles is hanging over your head" Moe "Lady, you must be psychic!" Lady "I wonder what's wrong with that young man" (lady looks up and pie falls from the ceiling onto lady's face!)

Lady,,,,"Young man, if you don't tell me about this metamorphisis, i'll always feel like I'm missing something."
Moe,,,,"Lady, if you don't leave now, you're not gonna miss anything!"

Oh my goodness, I just love that exchange, then the big pie fight starts.

Say Gokart, visit www.lunkhead.net/board/phpBB2/ for more stooge fun.

quote Originally posted by jetman: Say Gokart, visit www.lunkhead.net/board/phpBB2/ for more stooge fun.

Will do! In my faves