Im not a drinker at all. Last beer I drank was a year ago. My roomate has this Kostricker German beer and I decided to try a bottle. I figured why not, its late and Im not going anywhere. That had to be the most disgusting thing I have ever drank! It was just flat out nasty and reminded me how much I hate the taste of beer. So I had my yearly bottle of beer.
Yea its Tuesday. I'm drunk so what. Think I will walk down the hall and do a shooter. If I don't come back I must have fell down and the wife left me there.
I missed posting here Saturday night. I think I was a bit past being able to operate technology. I went with Mrs. stimpy to her boss' house for some dinner. I am not a drinker, but they are, so I took one for the team. A couple of beers were followed by shots of tequila, which was followed by more tequila and Indian food; tandoori chicken and artichokes with curry mayonaise. How could that possibly go wrong? Well, we made it out of the house without falling down or puking or some other moment of indignity. Once we got home, I spent a good amount of time loudly heaving vomit all over our porch. I didn't sleep until the sun came up, I was having cold sweats and several more trips to the sink, toilet, and bucket to hurl my stomach contents up. My throat was shredded afterwards, my goice has finally returned today. Everything still tastes and smells of tequila vomit, and my ribcage feels like I boxed a few rounds. I still feel hungover.
Originally posted by WhiteDevil88: Why do people do this to their bodies?
Because we humans have short memories.
I've drank enough to puke more than once. You'd think I'd have learned after the first time, but...we humans have short memories. I also think that we block out unpleasant memories and traumas.
ND: Johnny Walker Black, 'cause I ended up being off work tomorrow. Party on, Wayne...party on, Garth.
I've drank enough to puke more than once. You'd think I'd have learned after the first time, but...we humans have short memories. I also think that we block out unpleasant memories and traumas.
ND: Johnny Walker Black, 'cause I ended up being off work tomorrow. Party on, Wayne...party on, Garth.
Uugh. Give me a couple of nuggets of Kush and my Easy Vape. Come on over, I will get you super high.¦)
It's not legal, but my best firend is legal and we had beer. 9 budweiserss but (I didn't dwant budwaiesers I wanted Bud select or sam adams I'm so pissed!
It's not legal, but my best firend is legal and we had beer. 9 budweiserss but (I didn't dwant budwaiesers I wanted Bud select or sam adams I'm so pissed!
I'm from STL now ya hear!? I like Budwieser, but I don't I mean I do like harder alchologols better why doesn't ny broweser sy m yspelling is wrong? I know it's wrong I can tell it's wrong I don't maknd though.
I'm from STL now ya hear!? I like Budwieser, but I don't I mean I do like harder alchologols better why doesn't ny broweser sy m yspelling is wrong? I know it's wrong I can tell it's wrong I don't maknd though.
For clarification I haven't received any red lines. I like red lines. I wish I had red lines just because I don't know what's wrong and what's right. But I'm trying my hardest. I still know the difference between it's and its, your, and you're, etc. but I'm just unsure of the consequences of feeling this way.
------------------ Ol' Paint, 88 Base coupe auto. Turning white on top, like owner. Leaks a little, like owner. Doesn't smoke....... OK, we're trying to quit.
Uugh. Give me a couple of nuggets of Kush and my Easy Vape. Come on over, I will get you super high.¦)
Easy Vape? Cmon Man. Did you burn your lungs out in your younger years puffing on ditch?
Speaking of kush... well, you need a reason to post in this thread and Kush is as good as any. I'll have to use more traditional implements of destruction though..
Bin Laden is dead... let's get ripped!
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It is now almost 2PM. I am still slightly drunk from last night. I just got back from the med center cuz I had to get 6 staples put in the back of my head. IIRC I tripped over someone and went headfirst into a wall. Great night all around.
Finally a time where I an drunk and remember to post here and my droids spellcheck can once again flex its muscles to make my type completely legible! So basically I'm smashed and reading NIN lyrics trying to decided what to make my fb status because I still care what my ex gf thinks even though she is a heartless lying manipulative &#$*$?@?!/ Lulz. Oh wow. I told her all about my fiero haha. I talked it up so much and it isn't even on the road yet haha. I am trying to decide which girl from work to rode in the passenger seat to pick up my stuff from her house. Gotta get that spintech installed before though. And the motor mounts. And the passenger winddow. Damn rain makes this take so long. Hahai love this thread.
This should come as quite a surprise....................i'm drunk.
It was like 85 degrees (felt like 132) here today, my first reconized "stateside" sunshine day streight out of Alaska, got off work & procieded to sat outside and drink 8 Stella Artois (all by myself without a friend 1) while throwing the frizz to Willow at the length of her leash. Felt pretty good, despite the fact that I am broken-hearted homesick for a place I never knew really was home.....
I don't know why people make more spelling errors while drunk. Previous posts here have shown me with a few, but that's because I consciously didn't change my mistakes. Is that true with everyone? I make lots of typos when I'm drunk but ALWAYS have the ability to see the mistake.
I'm drunk now. My friends all went to the bars but I can't join. It's gonna either be a lonely night or an early night. Either one is fine for me.
I shouldn't know this but somehow I do. Or was that for hangovers 
Now I have to call her to help me remember. 
I'll have to use more traditional implements of destruction though..
