Ahhh.. good night Just got back from the club, spent about 5 hours (and $40) there... I never normally get this dunk, but works been a PITA for the last few months with the new boss so i though id have some fun Met some random girl that was all over me the whole night Just gotta drink some water now so i dont gaet a hangover too bad night night
edit: oh ya, what i had tonight:
1. RUm and coke 2. Rum and coke 3. Vokda and sprite 4. jaguerbomb 5. Mystery shot (friend got it) 6. ??? 7. ???
kinda forget after that point :P
oh ya, and i had like 2 corona's in there somewhere. Andsome waters and stuff :P
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Were getting a new pub here called "the duke of dublin", hopefully it is nice, and not some dive lol :P Ya, drinks are expensive, cost me $20 for 3 drinks for my friends. Its been suggested to have a FEW drinks, then go to the club, cuz they dont let you in if your already drunk :P lol and no, we didn't play "hide the salami" while that does sound fun, i'm not one to take home girls from the club/bar :P Don't know where they've been
BTW, this thread should really be a sticky, its not easy to find when your drunk.. Ive had 2 beers so i could qualify to post here. Ill do better next time, i promise
So I'm on my 4th beer of the night and just starting to fix up my mom's computer. Who else is lame and alone tonight?
Me ! Ok you drunk bastards,How do i hit on the hot bartender and be sucksessfull;? i was talking to her tyonite and she like gave me her hole work scedule and stuff. I don't want to look like ever other drunk dude in the palce but i want to bang this chick bad. Whats the classyist way to do it without being and a_hole? Man this womann is drop dead gorgweous. she told me she was working tuesday and i should come out. Is that a good signe?
Any place, in Iowa, that employs people are going smoke free on July 1st, with the exception of casio's and a few Veterans places. 2 days till you can't smoke in the local bar, I'd have to drive 25 miles to a local casino to have a 'few with a cigarette' then drive home. A small bar might have 25 people, or more, that want to have a good time and smoke. What percentage of the population smokes cigaretts? The State of Iowa, wants to protect 100% of all employees from 2nd hand smoke. But a certain amount of bar workers smoke themselves? Why not let free market work, smoking bar-workers could work in smoking 'allowed' bars -non smoking workers could work in 'smoking not allowed' bars.
Say 5% of the general population want's to smoke and drink in a social setting. If you care to figure the odds 1 smoking worker servicing that 5% is much less than the general percentage of the entire population that smokes?
I'm sorry, I forgot that some politicians are soo smart. They funded orginizations, that used government funds to lobby against private enterprise. Last year the legislature increased the tax on 1 Pack of cigarettes by $1 to help fund healthcare in Iowa. 'Health' got a ton of money (perhaps more than than they could legaly allocate for services rendered ), maybe they just allocated the windfall twords education? Government agentcy's out-spent private enterprize 20 to 1 lobbying on this measure?
I'm going to be at my local bar on the last few nights before the new 'Laws' come into effect.
Guess which political party assumed legislative and administrative control in Iowa 2006 elections?
The First Lady of Iowa is going to have to walk a block, or so, so she won't be caught smoking on 'State Property'?
I ust'd be amused, now I'm disgusted. When we get more change...........?
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Not drunk, but I guess I am drinking. If I am sipping a martini, does it count? I needed something to help me ignore the chainsaw that is running WOT in my bed. And DAMN it is starting to work. I have pressed the Backspace key more times in this post than I have all week long. Ojh you wantedf to see whaty it would loolk like wieth no corrrection. IOs that bettertr?
Mkye lol can I ficx my namer? \This..no, think I pissed mtself laughimg jk :
Not drunk, but I guess I am drinking. If I am sipping a martini, does it count? I needed something to help me ignore the chainsaw that is running WOT in my bed. And DAMN it is starting to work.
Damb, I thought I knew about marital aid's? Go for it son!
Damb, I thought I knew about marital aid's? Go for it son!
I thought I got let off at the wrong stop. lmao. I read this for about 5 minutes before I could makeit out. I was like martini's are a married mans best friend. I have had three friends tonight. I can post here lethally now.
My wife... OMG seriously, she snores so loud that the woman across the street (houses are separated by about 100ft) left a note on my door asking my to please turn off my alarm clock before I left for work on Sundays. The noise was very disruptive to her Sunday morning.
We don't have any alarm clocks. We use our cell phones to wake up, and my wife was sleeping in.
Originally posted by Myke: My wife... OMG seriously, she snores so loud that the woman across the street (houses are separated by about 100ft) left a note on my door asking my to please turn off my alarm clock before I left for work on Sundays. The noise was very disruptive to her Sunday morning. We don't have any alarm clocks. We use our cell phones to wake up, and my wife was sleeping in. I never had the heart to tell my chainsaw Myke
Pop my balloon, I was hoping to hear about the 3 friends? Been there, in my family if you didn't fall asleep before my dad fell asleep? To this day, I can't sleep without a TV or some noise in the background. How my mother ever knew I was sneaking in at night, I'll never know?
My friend just had his going away party tonight. Tomorrow he is leaving for Texas.
I have had about 6 7&7's and I'm doing pretty good. The best part of tonight was that my buddy was trying to get rid of all his Yen that he had by buying drinks. He never had a chance to get his wallet out we bought him so many drinks.
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bumpski... well i wouldn't say im drunk per-say, but ive had 3 vodka and sprites, and 1 long island iced tea, so im feeling pretty good FYI, idk if it s just me, but i bought this stuff called 'McGuinness Long Island Iced Tea mix' (just add coke and lime juice), and i cant get it to taste good Guess ill have to keep trying (the alternative was spending $130+ on all the needed liquors to make it vs the $25 for this mix.. just dont drink enough to make the $130 purchase worth my while. Maybe someday..) Ill see yall tomorrow, having a bunch of friends over for some drinks.. Should be feeling a little better tomorrow night, than i am now
well.. im not nearly as drunk as id like to be.. but theres always tomorrow Had a few corona's, 1 long island iced tea, and a few sprite and vodka's.. Id have more, but im tired :P Ill do better tomorrow guys, i promise
Wow, finally buzzed enough to post here again. Johnny Walker Black. Not as good as the s*** that Toddster brought to Westfest...Johnny Walker Blue, 50 year old scotch...but it'll do. Thanks, Costco!
A few more belts of this stuff, and 84Bill might start to make sense. Uh, oh...better stop drinking then.
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I have never been drunk or even tasted booze before but damnit I am ready to get drunk and have no problems. Is that good enough to post in this thread?
I have never been drunk or even tasted booze before but damnit I am ready to get drunk and have no problems. Is that good enough to post in this thread?
Knowing you as well as I do...you can post in this thread any time.
Hmmm...either drunk, French, or a drunk French-Canadian.
What's the French word for shitfaced???
Word for word ( face de merde ) i realy don't know never heard that one in french. Btw i went to Ontario today , and was realy welcomed good . Was looking for my way , was even inside a house with the men explaining the directions even gave me a map of is own . And Thanks you all Ontaroians i've meet today .
I kind of figured so. How about the French word for "drunk"?
ND (now drinking): Johnny Walker Black Label
real word is ( saoul) ( ivre) slang fini , faite , croche ( twisted) , rond comme un ballon ( round like a balloon ) , pieds ronds ( bowling ball feet ) also , i was so drunk i could hide behind a corkscew ( j'étais assez saoul que j'aurais pu me cacher derrière un tire- bouchon . Hope that set you up .
real word is ( saoul) ( ivre) slang fini , faite , croche ( twisted) , rond comme un ballon ( round like a balloon ) , pieds ronds ( bowling ball feet ) also , i was so drunk i could hide behind a corkscew ( j'étais assez saoul que j'aurais pu me cacher derrière un tire- bouchon . Hope that set you up .
Thanks. Now i know how to get drunk in France or Quebec!
Whoooo Hoooo ! once again the yeager and red bull is in full affect ! Was it wrong for me to grab a$$ of a chick who's man was passed out? His buddy didn't think it was cool and tried to fight me but i told him to to piss off and take his drunk friend home. The dude was totally passed out and his girl was HOT ! So was i wrong for smakin the bum and saying she needs to drop the passed out punk for a real man? she din't seem to mind me feeling her up. but then again she was druk tooo. Oh well i didnt gt punched or anything so i guess itnwas all good LOL Later drunk bitches LOL !
California is beautiful too and by the look of all the movies done there , there must be nice women too , i guess . but definitivly Quebec is beautiful.
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Yes...it's only 930 on the East coast. I'm drunk. Just got back from the bar. I've been drinking since 4:30. Got invited out salsa dancing tomorrow and I don't think it's a good idea.
Just got back from the club, spent about 5 hours (and $40) there... I never normally get this dunk, but works been a PITA for the last few months with the new boss so i though id have some fun 
martini's are a married mans best friend. I have had three friends tonight. I can post here lethally now.
Guess ill have to keep trying 
