Actually, I jest. Sort of. And sort of--not. But there's nothing serious in the temper of this post.
A 27-year-old German royal, Her Serene Highness Princess Theodora Sayn-Wittgenstein, has just been featured as a "headliner" on the English language website Islamophobia Today, after a drunken binge at an Oktoberfest party in Scotland landed her in a jail cell for the weekend.
Her Serene Highness
Piecing together from several reports, it appears that she pled guilty to two counts of assault and one count of disturbing the peace--that charge also aggravated by exhibiting "religious prejudice"--and one unspecified offense against the Police and Fire Reform Act of Scotland, and was fined the monetary equivalent of $1700 USD.
Ms. Sayn-Wittgenstein, who hails from Bavaria, entered the courtroom accompanied by her father, and wearing a brunette wig over what this intrepid reporter assumes to be her naturally blonde tresses, presumably to "enhance her anonymity".
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The princess was attending an Oktoberfest party at the prestigious St. Andrews college in Scotland--where she was once a student--when she tried to climb a fence and started taking off her clothes. Event staff managed to get her to a first aid tent where she told worker Farah Hussein: "I was doing my nails this morning. I wondered how many Muslims I could kill."
Sayn-Wittgenstein then violently attacked another medical worker and a security guard, kicking one and trying to head-butt the other, before colleagues managed to pin her to the ground.
When police arrived, the German royal was so aggressive they had to put her in leg restraints before transporting her by van to a local police station.
During a hearing on the case Thursday, Prosecutor Trina Sinclair told the court Hussein was trying to help the near-naked princess to put her clothes back on when Sayn-Wittgenstein launched into an anti-Muslim tirade, prompting Hussein to flee the room in tears.
"The accused stood on a chair and began to rant about her human rights,” Sinclair said.
Sayn-Wittgenstein tried to hide from photographers under a brunette wig as she arrived at Dundee Sheriff Court with her father Prince Ludwig Thursday. She lives in Germany and works for her father’s alternative energy firm but gave an address in Chelsea, London, on court papers.
Defense attorney Douglas Williams said his client had a thyroid condition which may have contributed to her erratic behavior. Williams said Sayn-Wittgenstein, who graduated from St. Andrews in 2011, had "brought shame on herself and her family."
"Her behavior was totally out of character. She has a degree in international relations and has lived in Jordan, immersing herself in Middle Eastern culture," Williams added.
Her grandfather was a highly decorated World War Two German army officer with an extensive combat resume, whose military career was abruptly terminated by an artillery shell in 1943. His remains remain in Ukraine [as the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain] where he was buried during the war.
She is also linked by ancestry and marriage with Claus von Stauffenberg, a leading member of the failed Hitler assassination plot of 1944, as depicted in 2008's feature length motion picture "Valkyrie", which cast Tom Cruise in the role of the rebellious German army officer and aristocrat.
The U.K.'s Daily Mail speculates that Her Serene Highness has links by ancestry and marriage to one of the 20th century's most celebrated philosophers, Ludwig Wittgenstein. The assembled manuscripts of Wittgenstein's investigations of logic and the philosophies of mathematics, mind and language, published posthumously in 1953 as "Philosophical Investigations", has become essential reading for philosophy students around the world.
According to the account in European Daily News, Ms. Sayn-Wittgenstein seasoned her entree of anti-Muslim tirade with an imaginative sprinkling of insults directed at the LGBT community, and a festive garnish of racially charged slurs. She is described as having vigorously resisted arrest, while defaming the officers who were eventually able to take her into police custody as "pedophiles".
Her lawyer in this matter, Douglas Williams, is reported in the same account to have explained to the court that HSH Sayn-Wittgenstein speaks "perfect English" [useful information for any PFF members who may be inclined...] when she is [reading between the lines here] not highly agitated or more than just casually drunk.
HSH : Her Serene Highness
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So they usher Her Serene Highness Beotch-When-Drunk to a first aid tent, and one of the first that tries to attend to her is Farah Hussein. A Muslim woman, who looks, speaks and dresses in a way that HSH Beotch' picks up on right away as "Muslim"? And that's what sets Ms. Beotch-Wittgenstein off into an anti-Muslim tirade? If the person who tried to attend to her registered with her as "Irish" (say), then it would have been an anti-Irish tirade?
Whobody knows?
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Damn her for picking on those poor muslims. Muslims are such a misunderstood peoples. She should repay the muslims back for her blatant atrocities. Perhaps just as soon as the muslims reattach the heads they cut off in the name of allah.
The princess was attending an Oktoberfest party at the prestigious St. Andrews college in Scotland--where she was once a student--when she tried to climb a fence and started taking off her clothes. Event staff managed to get her to a first aid tent where she told worker Farah Hussein: "I was doing my nails this morning. I wondered how many Muslims I could kill."
Actually, I jest. Sort of. And sort of--not. But there's nothing serious in the temper of this post.
A 27-year-old German royal, Her Serene Highness Princess Theodora Sayn-Wittgenstein, has just been featured as a "headliner" on the English language website Islamophobia Today, after a drunken binge at an Oktoberfest party in Scotland landed her in a jail cell for the weekend.
Her Serene Highness
She is pretty smoking, and honestly... I DO HATE to say it... but we probably agree a lot on our views of Islam and Muslims. Again, with everything that's gone on, I really do hate to say it, but I have grown to have an extreme hatred for the religion. I'm sorry, just being honest... I think the religion preys on the poor... not in the same way that other religions do. Christianity, Buddhism, even Judaism... people who convert or accept those religions that are poor, it's UPLIFTING to them. The Islamic religion is nothing more than a means of oppression. I feel the same way about Islam as I do about Communism.
Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: She is pretty smoking, and honestly... I DO HATE to say it... but we probably agree a lot on our views of Islam and Muslims. Again, with everything that's gone on, I really do hate to say it, but I have grown to have an extreme hatred for the religion. I'm sorry, just being honest... I think the religion preys on the poor... not in the same way that other religions do. Christianity, Buddhism, even Judaism... people who convert or accept those religions that are poor, it's UPLIFTING to them. The Islamic religion is nothing more than a means of oppression. I feel the same way about Islam as I do about Communism.
I agree, Following this Muhammad guy seems to be a reason to hate others, kill people, control/rape women, and oppress the poor.
Wouldn't it be disrespectful to shorten Muhammad to "Mo"?
Unless you mean someone I don't. I was talking about the Prophet Muhammad myself. A delusional person that other delusional people follow. The Charles Manson of the middle east.
Sorry, Im not even slightly interested. Blond wavey hair on a cow still makes her a cow...princess or not. Shes just another drunken rich beetch as far as i can see.
Sorry, Im not even slightly interested. Blond wavey hair on a cow still makes her a cow...princess or not. Shes just another drunken rich beetch as far as i can see.
I live in South Florida, so the women are all thin and take care of themselves. But if she's a cow to you, then I should have moved to where you live when I was single, because I would have been udderly all over that (hah)... but on second though, don't you live in Cleveland? (not trying to be a jerk here)
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Sorry, Im not even slightly interested. Blond wavey hair on a cow still makes her a cow...princess or not. Shes just another drunken rich beetch as far as i can see.
Cow is a state of mine. Every woman is beautiful in her own way.
I would love for you to elaborate. Strictly for entertainment purposes of course.
While most have outgrown it over the generations as they matured, most other religions have had similar directives at some point in their history. That is all i was meaning.
I dont have a true preference. Its all about the girl inside the skin. They can be just as ugly, or pretty, being anorexic or obese.. and everything in between. even if they are a redhead..
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Cow is a state of mine. Every woman is beautiful in her own way.
While that is totally true....IN MY opinion of what I like personally, I wouldnt touch her. She has nothing at all that would excite me. Obviously, there are many that do like her and thats fine for them. Not everyone likes tall, thin small chested girls like I do either. Nothing really against big or overweight girls as a general fact, I just dont find them attractive to 'ME'.
Nope, not in Cleveland...I wont even drive thru it or Detroit myself. Im in Columbus or in Belize (when circumstances permit). Columbus is as ghetto or crime ridden as Im willing to deal with.
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To ME, shes a cow like Kim Kardasian. To others shes a supermodel. I understand what your saying though, I wouldnt call her that to her face. Its JUST MY opinion of what I think of her. The OP said members here will be lining up for her and I corrected his statement. People here call me a jerk or azz that have never met me, so whats the difference. Like me, theyre entitled to think whatever they want.
Muslims are such a misunderstood peoples. She should repay the muslims back for her blatant atrocities. Perhaps just as soon as the muslims reattach the heads they cut off in the name of allah. 
Offense is in the mind of the "offendee".
